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TriggerMan
12-28-2011, 10:59 PM
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,

"I guess all those fu**ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds:
"Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was 68.

MO_Soldier
12-28-2011, 11:27 PM
lol quality humor. Never saw that coming

sierrajb
12-28-2011, 11:34 PM
I'm not a golfer and usually don't get golf humor, but that one rocked! Thanks!

Avenger
12-29-2011, 05:39 AM
Did you see the report of the man who broke his leg recently at the golf course...

He fell off the ball washer.

FLBri
12-29-2011, 06:41 AM
Triggerman ,,, that one will make the day in my foursome, for sure!

TriggerMan
12-29-2011, 06:19 PM
Triggerman ,,, that one will make the day in my foursome, for sure!

Sally was driving home from a business trips in Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. Since the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Sally then tried in vain to make small talk with the old woman, but she just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag"? she asked.

Sally looked down at the bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said...................... "Good trade."

CJB
12-29-2011, 10:49 PM
A doctor is in town for a convention, and decides to take his slack afternoon off at a local golf course. Being unfamiliar with the layout, he gets lost, so asks the female player in front of him what hole he's on. She says, I'm on five, and you're on the hole in back of me, so it must be number four.

Later, the same guy is lost, and he once again asks the lady ahead of him what hole he's on. She says, this is hole 12 and you're on the hole in back of me, so it must be 11.

And finally... nearing the end of the round, the duffer is lost again... so he approaches the lady and sheepishly asks once more. Politely she says, I'm on 18, and you're in back of me... so its 17 that you're on.

He finishes up his round and notices the lady is packing her bag in her car, so he goes over and re-introduces himself, and asks if he could buy her lunch at the club, for all her trouble on the course.

She accepts.

During lunch, he asks her what she does for a living, and she says she's a gynecologist. With that, the man bursts out laughing, and the lady asks whats so funny about her being a gynecologist.

He replies, "I'm a proctologist, so I'm still on the hole in back of you!"

hss.strat
12-30-2011, 03:45 AM
Triggerman ,,, that one will make the day in my foursome, for sure!


Your golf partners would probably like it too.

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