Ole and Sven..

[Hognutz]

This makes perfect sense.

Two Minnesotans are sitting in a boat.

So Ole asks Sven, "Vhy do dem scuba divers always

fall backwards off 'der boats?"

To which Sven replies, "Vell, you know Ole,

if they fell forwards, they'd still be in 'da fockin' boat!"

So der ya have it...

[Thunder71]

As a diver, I loved it - thanks!

[muggsy]

There's a reason for everything under the sun and water.