Bawanna
03-14-2012, 01:00 PM
I just now received a rather long package delivered to my desk! I carefully read the address label as I'm not expecting anything and see the sender is Grim Reapers.com.
After immediately putting the bomb squad on full alert I carefully inspected the package and had a hearing co worker listen carefully for ticking noises. Nothing heard. Package is very light.
Hmmmmm. So I manned up and opened carefully wearing safety glasses and exam gloves, no powder, odor, etc.
I look inside and I see a black stick and some brown paper packaging. Now I'm really freaking confused. So I think to myself do I pull that black stick out of the box possible setting off a detonator possibly blowing myself and all of my coworkers to kingdom come?
Hell yes. So I pull it out and it has a nice little white handle on one end. It's a black stick with a white handle? Still completely perplexed I'm like what is the deal here.
Then the light bulb (very dim but still a bulb) in my head goes off and I think Swagger Stick. This has my Kahrtalk pals written all over it. Sho nuff, I go to Grimreapers.com and lo and behold Swagger stick it is.
So with blood pressure back to normal, all emergency response units returned to stand down status, I thank whoever is responsible for this. I shall swagger and carry with pride.
After immediately putting the bomb squad on full alert I carefully inspected the package and had a hearing co worker listen carefully for ticking noises. Nothing heard. Package is very light.
Hmmmmm. So I manned up and opened carefully wearing safety glasses and exam gloves, no powder, odor, etc.
I look inside and I see a black stick and some brown paper packaging. Now I'm really freaking confused. So I think to myself do I pull that black stick out of the box possible setting off a detonator possibly blowing myself and all of my coworkers to kingdom come?
Hell yes. So I pull it out and it has a nice little white handle on one end. It's a black stick with a white handle? Still completely perplexed I'm like what is the deal here.
Then the light bulb (very dim but still a bulb) in my head goes off and I think Swagger Stick. This has my Kahrtalk pals written all over it. Sho nuff, I go to Grimreapers.com and lo and behold Swagger stick it is.
So with blood pressure back to normal, all emergency response units returned to stand down status, I thank whoever is responsible for this. I shall swagger and carry with pride.