Blonde math....

[jeepster09]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

[crazymailman]

If she ever figures it out, this guy will spend the rest of his life sleeping on the couch

[Tinman507]

Was it apparent they have no children? Is anyone else thankful??
Oh Dear God, some people should not be allowed to propagate.

[muggsy]

When we were first married my wife and I were standing in line at the motor vehicle license bureau when she suddenly asked if we could switch places. When I asked her why she said that she wanted to get a licence plate with an even number. When I asked her how she knew that I would get one with an odd number she said that it was because I would be getting my plates first. Blonde logic. :)

[Dmitri]

I just asked my 7-year-old, if you're running at 10 mph, how many miles will you have traveled in half-an-hour? He said "5". Sigh of relief... The universe is still OK. :)

[jeepster09]

I just asked my 7-year-old, if you're running at 10 mph, how many miles will you have traveled in half-an-hour? He said "5". Sigh of relief... The universe is still OK. :)


I take it he is not blonde...;)

[gilfo]

She's not even that hot, poor bast**d

[Dmitri]

I take it he is not blonde...;)

Actually... funny you should ask... he is. (After his mom.) I'm not even kidding.

Aaaaand, that girl in the vid looks like she's a fake/painted blond, although it's hard to tell in that light. (Not that it really matters in any way...)

She must be absolutely incredible in some other ways though ;), otherwise I don't understand how that guy can stay married to her. :faint2:


P.S. You know what -- come to think of it, that's kind of an a$$holish thing to do actually, on his part, i.e. to make/post a video like that of your wife, no matter what her qualities are.

[TucsonMTB]

She must be absolutely incredible in some other ways though ;), otherwise I don't understand how that guy can stay married to her. :faint2: Yeah . . . probably an amazing actress who can play a great "dumb blond" with a straight face.


P.S. You know what -- come to think of it, that's kind of an a$$holish thing to do actually, to make/post a video like that of your wife, no matter what her qualities are.Unless she is in on the joke. ;)

[Dmitri]

Haven't thought about that... Doesn't appear that way to me, but I really hope you're right and that's all just an act/setup. :cool:

[TucsonMTB]

Yeah, Meryl Streep she may not be, but a good actress can be very credible. ;)

[Chuck54]

I wonder how she does on measurements ?














HE told me THIS is six inches :D

[DeaconKC]

Here's another blonde defending her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg&feature=related

[Tinman507]

"Do I want to be known as an Albert Einstein type"

Sweetheart, no danger of that.

Good thing you've gotten through life on your looks, coz it ain't happenin on your brains.

[RedRyder]

All I can say is OH MY GOD:rolleyes: Can you imagine going thru life with someone with this degree of intelligence. I think he should get her calculator but then he'd have to teach her to use it. It takes all kinds in this world don't it.

:eek:

[GROTMAN]

She reminds me of the blond that got fired from the m+m factory.


She was throwing away all the w s ;)

[ParabellumJ]

This just proves that the percentage of beauty to brains almost always equals 100%. For her it seems to be about 90/10.

[olympicmotorcars]

A little disturbing to me that he is filming this while trying to drive. I have wrecks come into my shop constantly that were almost certainly caused by distracted driving.

His wife isn't the only one a little dingy.

[jocko]

She's not even that hot, poor bast**d

she certainly isn't Nancy Poelosie either. :popcorn:

[Barth]

I have not read this thread.
But would like to state for the record that in a previous life,
prior to turning 20, I had dishwater blonde hair.
In addition to this condition I'm also dyslexic.
So let's just say math's really not my strong suit.

[scoose]

I vote she is a good actress....at least I'm hoping so

[jocko]

no way, blondes cannot act, they are what they are!!!! Just sayin.

[Barth]

no way, blondes cannot act, they are what they are!!!! Just sayin.

One of my favorite actresses is a blonde.
I submit Mira Sorvino.
She attended Harvard University, where she graduated magna c*m laude in East Asian Studies.
Speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese and French.
Although not awarded for her role in the Replacement Killers.
She did win an Academy Award, and Golden Globe, for Best Supporting Actress in the film Mighty Aphrodite.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dKuEsl3cHL8/Tk5_lgtuB5I/AAAAAAAAAz8/dS71mxOuAwo/s1600/Replacement_Killers%252C_The_18.JPG

[jocko]

I never meant to say that blondes ARE NOT DESIRABLE, this gal is a knock out

[Barth]

I never meant to say that blondes ARE NOT DESIRABLE, this gal is a knock out

Not to mention she has great guns!

[Barth]

I never meant to say that blondes ARE NOT DESIRABLE, this gal is a knock out

Not to mention she has great guns!
http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/thumb/2/22/TRK-K9-1.jpg/600px-TRK-K9-1.jpg

[jlottmc]

Great guns yes, poor trigger discipline that too. I'd have to put my boot somewhere.

[DeaconKC]

Barth, did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac Atheist? He couldn't sleep at night wondering if there was a Dog?

[getsome]

Three young ladies a blond, a brunette and a red head are in a swimming race using only the breast stroke...The starter fires the pistol and they take off and both the brunette and the red head smoke the blond to the finish with the red head taking the race...

The brunette and the red head are already out of the pool drying off when the blond finally makes it to the edge and climbs out crying hysterically that the race wasn't fair....

The race offical goes over to the blond to find out what the problem was and she again blubbers out it's just not fair, they cheated because they were both using their arms...:p....ba dum bum (rim shot)