kill a rabbit

[jocko]

Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam:
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted." Sliding a S & W .45 ACP pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol, go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"

[jeepster09]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuL5IGimCQ

[WMD]

Great example of why sheep are called sheep! :D

[johnh]

Obviously those sheep have seen the Holy Grail... ;)

[Barth]

Obviously those sheep have seen the Holy Grail... ;)

Or The Holy Hand Grenade.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhAyxajZG0UMkQfX2_UZ6p9fqKKqA32 dchsj-xsunXdgcsXXbo

[JustinN]

Assuming the deputy can count to three.....

[Barth]

Assuming the deputy can count to three.....

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,
then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who,
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
http://adamant.typepad.com/scientific_republican/images/2008/04/27/holy_hand_grenade_of_antioch.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=99X8WDQWAKg

[scoose]

Niiiiice

[jzorn]

too funny