wyntrout
02-18-2010, 10:59 AM
Hi, I just got this and thought you might get a chuckle out of it.
Jack Daniels Fish Story....
Finally got around to going fishing this morning, but after a while I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same cottonmouth snake with two frogs in his mouth.
And a totally unrelated news story:
Jack Daniels Fish Story....
Finally got around to going fishing this morning, but after a while I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same cottonmouth snake with two frogs in his mouth.
And a totally unrelated news story: