View Full Version : Jocko Teaches Typing
Tinman507
05-12-2012, 07:53 AM
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Ikeo74
05-12-2012, 09:08 AM
Have Jocko send me a letter, I need a new laptop.:w00t::D
yqtszhj
05-12-2012, 09:31 AM
Be easy on Jocko. He was just demoted again. his post count is only 231.
But to keep this on a gun topic his PM9 has 32,000+ rounds through it.
jocko
05-12-2012, 10:00 AM
ur da man Tinman,, I think???? Just sayin
RedRyder
05-12-2012, 10:27 AM
It would appear that Jocko is a hunt n pecker. :D
scoose
05-12-2012, 11:05 AM
You guys leave jocko alone! That was so wrong!
There is no way he would have figured out how to turn it
on.
Barth
05-12-2012, 11:24 AM
I call bravo sierra
Although the letter appeared to be written in German.
The words also looked like they were spelled correctly!
There is no way in hell that was Jocko typing.
Clearly Photoshop or some other video trickery.
I believe we have been hornswaggled my friends!
jocko
05-12-2012, 11:43 AM
It would appear that Jocko is a hunt n pecker. :D
have a pecker; Just sayin:D I dop not have to hunt for it, I know where it is at 100% of the time.
JFootin
05-12-2012, 12:35 PM
Hunt-n-peckers have to look at the keyboard when they are typing (ask me how I know :p). If Jocko were looking at what he was doing, I don't think he would make so many mistakes. I think he is a ten finger typist who uses the 'F' and 'J' index keys so he doesn't have to look. Only thing is, he doesn't know what most of those fingers are doing! :typing::behindsofa:
Deano
05-12-2012, 12:50 PM
When I was in high school, we all had to take typing. We always had to take these speed tests. Fastest I could ever get with an acceptable number of typos was 40 words/minute. Jocko's posts look like my typing when I try to type 100 words/minute. No way he's a hunt&pecker.
Timnan, can you post a video of Jocko using spell check?
MW surveyor
05-12-2012, 01:08 PM
to mess with jocko. He has an unlimited supply of horse heads plus a clandestine delivery service!
Planedude
05-12-2012, 03:26 PM
Ummmm... would'nt Jacko lock-up a spell check program?:confused:
It would certainly throw up a white flag.:D
For all these jabs we all still know what he's a-saying.:rolleyes:
jocko
05-12-2012, 04:27 PM
NO i AM NOT A HUNT AND PECK person. Now are u sitting down. I have a teaching license from Indiana State Unversity ibn Business education and one of my subjects that I am qualified to teach is: drum roll please, alitte louder please yup
TYPEING.
jUST SAYIN
mY FINGERS CERTAINBLY MOVE FATER THAN MY BRAIN
jlottmc
05-12-2012, 05:23 PM
Wow, just wow, jocko actually put a semi-legible post together, and I didn't even need my still hasn't arrived jocko decoder ring. All jokes aside, I find me catching more and more errors, especially when I move from my laptop to another computer. Quit making me type like you do jocko, I spend far too much time having to correct myself. Oh well, I guess it could be worse. Oh and jocko, I know for a fact that the UPS man found some ice cream and won't touch that horse head now. ;)
Deano
05-12-2012, 05:39 PM
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mY FINGERS CERTAINBLY MOVE FATER THAN MY BRAIN
Is this karma or what?
Barth
05-12-2012, 05:44 PM
Jocko got XS to finally send me my Big Dots.
Actually everything I've ordered from anybody since then
has came practically overnight!
The UPS guy was teasing me about it today.
Ordered two Sig P239 8 round extended mags from TopGunSupply
Thursday and they arrived at 10:30 am Saturday!
Yup, Yup Jocko's alright by me
muggsy
05-13-2012, 07:47 AM
+1. All right you guys, knock it off. Jocko has been getting a lot better of late. It's gotten to the point where I can almost decipher his posts. :)
Tinman507
05-13-2012, 07:51 AM
He's been using rental fingers while his other ones are in the shop for repairs.
scoose
05-13-2012, 08:53 AM
my fingers certainbly move fater than my brain
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
CarlCyrus
05-14-2012, 06:41 PM
have a pecker; Just sayin:D I dop not have to hunt for it, I know where it is at 100% of the time.
A board member tells me it goes into premature slide lock. Better get out the dremel and gring down the high point. :w00t::w00t::w00t:
Carl
Tinman507
05-14-2012, 06:43 PM
Lol!!!
jocko
05-14-2012, 06:44 PM
it is a good think i have a sense of humor or is that maybe no sense to knw if it ishumor or fact, either way has any ofu guys tried fokking urselves lately: Just sayin.
Tinman507
05-14-2012, 06:47 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SMjc8tWiLgI/AAAAAAAACSo/EhBKE5evCWU/s400/Physically+Impossible.jpg
Deano
05-14-2012, 07:40 PM
it is a good think i have a sense of humor or is that maybe no sense to knw if it ishumor or fact, either way has any ofu guys tried fokking urselves lately: Just sayin.
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