Careful what you post!?

[ptoemmes]

Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-uncle-sam-admits-monitoring-you-these-377-words

[Bawanna]

Thank goodness, I didn't see fokker on the list so we don't need to worry bout losing Jocko. That's a relief.

[jeepster09]

Thank goodness, I didn't see fokker on the list so we don't need to worry bout losing Jocko. That's a relief.


Jus sayin....thats GOOD :D

[getsome]

Oh well, I might as well just stop by on the way home and turn myself in cause at one time or another I counted 63 of those terms I have used before....I wondered why that black helicopter kept following me around....:behindsofa:

[mr surveyor]

this is the third gun forum I've seen that link posted.... I don't open those type links... too much bad karma (whatever the hell karma is)....

for the third time.... anyone want to cut and paste "the list"????


377 words???????????????

That danged near exceeds my vocabulary.

[Bawanna]

It's mostly a list of the agencies themselves. Probably wanting to know if anyone is researching them looking for facts.

Like here at work we are not allowed to run a back ground check on anyone with the name like the President or the Vice President and probably many others. If you do you'll get a phone call in about 30 seconds from the SS wanting to know why you are doing so.

Tin foil hats in place, wear them at all times.

[Snidely Whiplash]

I think I'm probably alright...I always wear a copper colander on my head...
although...edoc fo dnik emos ni gnitsop trats ot evah yam I

[MW surveyor]

Here's something that I think you all will like. This has the majority of the "watch words" in it.

"Aid was required last Tuesday at the local Airport when some passengers came under Attack from some geese that were attempting to avoid the winds and snow resulting from the Blizzard currently enveloping the area. Many of the birds had Burst thru the concourse windows, requiring the local Cops to establish order to prevent Deaths from exposure. Several Delays were encountered due to a lack of preparation for a Drill to respond to such an Emergency. Exposure to the inclement elements was further complicated by dense smoke from the Forest Fire burning in a neighboring plot of land. Work Gangs were formed to clean up the debris and spilled Gas on the terminal apron. A Grid was set up to assist in this endeavor, but progress was halted when a Gunfight broke out. The national Guard was activated to Help restore order, with heavy Ice complicating matters. It was initially thought that "Illegal immigrants" might have precipitated the Incident, but this was proved untrue. Local access to Interstate 70 was briefly stopped by a Leak of propane, but Police soon had the matter contained. The local Salvation Army provided Pork sandwiches to all the emergency workers, with Power provided by a utility concern specializing in remediation of a Power outage. In the future, authorities said they will emphasize Prevention in such matters and an effort will be made to make the equipment more Resistant to damage. In addition, Security measures will be implemented to hopefully prevent Shooting incidents such as when the officers reported Shots Fired as mentioned earlier. It developed that many of the grounded geese were Sick as a result of being exposed to all the Sleet and Snow delivered by the storm. Some first aid supplies were requisitioned from the local Target store. There was no report of any Terror or the Threat thereof. It was speculated that the communication difficulties experienced during this disaster were perhaps the result of a Trojan horse situation in the command computer, or perhaps a Virus that compromised the early Warning system. Officers said a long-term Watch would be set up to prevent any further Wildfire resulting from the earlier conflagration. Film at eleven."

[Bawanna]

I think I'm probably alright...I always wear a copper colander on my head...
although...edoc fo dnik emos ni gnitsop trats ot evah yam I

aedi dooG

[ptoemmes]

this is the third gun forum I've seen that link posted.... I don't open those type links... too much bad karma (whatever the hell karma is)....

for the third time.... anyone want to cut and paste "the list"????


377 words???????????????

That danged near exceeds my vocabulary.

I added the last one :D


= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media
Fokker

[kb2wji]

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[Bawanna]

Message received, switching to scramble.

[yqtszhj]

I must be in code all the time because the wife never understands what I mean.:confused:

[nmkahrshooter]

I am glad they are spending our tax dollars wisely!!!!!!

[GROTMAN]

Maybe this explains jocko's typing...he's been writing in code all along :):behindsofa:

[les strat]

Great. The topic I am researching for the next museum exhibit is a$sa$sins. See yall in H0meland Secur!ty camp.:behindsofa:

[crazymailman]

So if I tell you that Subway put too much ice in my soda, there's a good chance that they will be taking a look at me?:behindsofa:

[GROTMAN]

So if I tell you that Subway put too much ice in my soda, there's a good chance that they will be taking a look at me?:behindsofa:

I think the name CRAZYMAILMAN might be enough in itself to warrant a look :)

[AJBert]

While this is pretty much a joke, I do understand WHY they have certain words that causes a flag. Many individuals over the years have been "caught" from what they put out on the internet before they could do what they were planning. What may seem silly words to track to most of us, may really have many other meanings to those that are typing them and those that are watching.

While most folks don't want the gov't watching everything they do, just try to keep this in mind. They aren't looking for you, they are looking for those who want to do harm to the country. It can be a very fine line and once in a while a good guy gets swept up. I use to have access to some "information" LOONNNNGGGGG before any arrests were ever made.

Most times, it was something that seemed to be nothing, but enough to trigger a flag.

Just saying.

[Russ]

Serious, you know all these gun forums are tracked by the FBI and ATF.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jocko is undercover.

We may as well all blow a kiss to the feds reading this post.

Mr. Federal agent assigned to read all these Kahr posts, I just wanted to let you know we appreciate your dedication, now go get some more donuts.

Russ

P.S. If you are wondering Mr. agent why I got home late tonight I had to work late, but you already knew that didn't you.

[CJB]

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

[Planedude]

If they is a-tracking my ol posts they must-a-be a-powerful bored by now...

Wake-y, wake-y, Mr. Fed.:001_tt2:

[bikerbill]

You can't talk about earthquakes??? and what the *#@# are mexicles?

[getsome]

I don't understand why MARTA is on there....MARTA stands for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority and they run the bus and subway system here...They don't have to worry about someone causing harm to them because they are doing a great job of running the thing into the ground all by themselves without any help from any bad guy...

I ride the train twice a day and there are not many days where there isn't some kind of whacko, drug addict, thug, panhandler or some days some real all out crazy people on the train and no sign anywhere of a MARTA cop...Not sure what if anything they do except watch for people trying to sneak in for a free ride...After riding the thing a while I think they would do much better to walk the trains and look for troubler makers...

Just this morning there was a woman in the seat behind me having a VERY loud argument with someone who I assumed was on the other end of a cell phone call...I didn't turn around and minded my own business but when I got off I saw she didn't have a cell phone at all and was arguing with HERSELF!!!...:2eek:

[kb2wji]

You can't talk about earthquakes??? and what the *#@# are mexicles?


It tends to be quite a bit colder in the US than in Mexico. If they dont dress appropriately.... :D

[Frankhenrylee]

You can't talk about earthquakes??? and what the *#@# are mexicles?

Mexican testicles, duh...

[Tinman507]

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/mexicles.jpg

[JFootin]

Tinman, you are funny!
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Smilies/laugh.gif

[JimBianchi]

I want to write a short story using EVERY PHRASE and publish it on all the major gun boards!

[O'Dell]

I don't understand why MARTA is on there....MARTA stands for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority and they run the bus and subway system here...They don't have to worry about someone causing harm to them because they are doing a great job of running the thing into the ground all by themselves without any help from any bad guy...

I ride the train twice a day and there are not many days where there isn't some kind of whacko, drug addict, thug, panhandler or some days some real all out crazy people on the train and no sign anywhere of a MARTA cop...Not sure what if anything they do except watch for people trying to sneak in for a free ride...After riding the thing a while I think they would do much better to walk the trains and look for troubler makers...

Just this morning there was a woman in the seat behind me having a VERY loud argument with someone who I assumed was on the other end of a cell phone call...I didn't turn around and minded my own business but when I got off I saw she didn't have a cell phone at all and was arguing with HERSELF!!!...:2eek:

You're right about MARTA. I've only used it 4 or 5 times, the last being when COMDEX was last in town. That had to be 12 or 14 years ago. MARTA has a pretty large police force but I've never seen one either.