Snidely Whiplash
06-01-2012, 07:08 PM
When you're in Maine in the winter, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go hunting with three friends.
When you go hunting with three friends and find no game, you drink a lot of beer.
When you drink a lot of beer, you get drunk.
When you get drunk, you let your three drunken friends put on moose heads, tie you on the roof of your truck, and drive down the Maine Turnpike.
Don't let your three drunken friends put on moose heads, tie you on the roof of your truck, and drive down the Maine Turnpike.
Maine State Troopers have no sense of humor.
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/scuzzwhistle/Man-HuntingMoose.jpg
When you get bored, you go hunting with three friends.
When you go hunting with three friends and find no game, you drink a lot of beer.
When you drink a lot of beer, you get drunk.
When you get drunk, you let your three drunken friends put on moose heads, tie you on the roof of your truck, and drive down the Maine Turnpike.
Don't let your three drunken friends put on moose heads, tie you on the roof of your truck, and drive down the Maine Turnpike.
Maine State Troopers have no sense of humor.
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/scuzzwhistle/Man-HuntingMoose.jpg