Just sayin

[jocko]

ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

~ A Cup of Tea ~

One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Grandma came home.

My Grandpa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Grandma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grandpa, and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a grandma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

IF YOU SEND THIS ON, YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER GRANDPARENT, AND MAYBE A FUTURE GRANDPARENT, SMILE.

[mr surveyor]

Jocko

Although that post was totally out of character for you, it was just downright cute. And there weren't even any mention of fokkin horseheads. What's up, are you gettin mellow or something?

[jocko]

well the great one says I am!!! Just sayin

I just got a visit this week from the humane society, they told me some fokker from some gun forum alerted them to me. so at this time my horse heads have been confiscated, so \all shipments at this time are postpned--but not forgotten. I am presently dealing with a big horse breader who raises shetland ponie's so I think I have a source if need be. Just saying. I looked Surv, and ur hot on my list---- YET. Just sayin.

[mr surveyor]

I never liked shetland ponies, but for the purpose of horse heads in time of need I bet they'd work fine.


surv

[Bawanna]

"I just got a visit this week from the humane society, they told me some fokker from some gun forum alerted them to me. "

Wasn't me I swear on a bowl of gold fish.........................honest.

[getsome]

Jocko, I want one of those shetland pony heads real bad and will do anything and I mean anything to p!ss you off enough to get one...I use to spend summers at my cousins farm when I was a kid and he had a pony that was so mean nobody could get near the bastard without getting kicked, bit, shat on, spat on or run over....I hope that SOB ended up as cat food....I want to use the head for a dart board!!!...

PS I liked your OP, thats a good one...

[Bawanna]

Jocko, I want one of those shetland pony heads real bad and will do anything and I mean anything to p!ss you off enough to get one...I use to spend summers at my cousins farm when I was a kid and he had a pony that was so mean nobody could get near the bastard without getting kicked, bit, shat on or run over....I hope that SOB ended up as cat food....I want to use the head for a dart board!!!...

PS I liked your OP, thats a good one...

And your a devout Honder fan and hate Italians too right?

Hated the God Father movies and gangsters in general, and detest pasta.

Just tryin to help......Good luck on your pony head.

[getsome]

Roger that, And another thing the Godfather had a stinkin cat so that makes him a double wuss!!!

[jocko]

right now I am under house arrest, I know how zimmerman feels now, at leat he shot a hoodie, all I did was butcher a few hundred sick horses and I neverw asted apound ofmeat either. We have the largest giant feline shelter in the U.S. about 30 miles from my place, 250 tigers plus sions, massive place, they live their a good life to until death, they gotta eat ya know, so oter than trhe heads the love ol jocko and they all start roaring when they see my trusty harley pulling in with my horse trailer behind it, sad thing for the horses is that they ain't a pullin but are in the back of the trailer. Tigers could really care either. Just sayin

I have a nice collection of horse d!ck canes to, I will post them sometimes on the buy,sell section. I make um myself. Just sayin.

[Bawanna]

Don't move any of your money around unless it's to my house. Might be worth being a co conspirator but risky you know.

You didn't harm any minority horses did ya, that would be bad too. I'd send you a hacksaw blade in a cake but who knows what harm you could do with such a tool.

[jocko]

would a 3 legged horswe be considered a minority. Just sayin In Italy a minority is what we call our house boy or gardener.. My parents home was all marble and the minority house in the back, was just normal red brick, we didn't want our friends to stroll into the wrong home . We believed in the have and have nots to.