beer joke

[jocko]

Subject: Beer Joke


Beer Joke
I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu,Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"?

"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you little prick".

[jocko]

The “Big D”

2012


An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas . .

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to “turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio.”



So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing, man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get out, stand on the curb and wait for a camel.”

[jocko]

: Elton and "Spouse" - Not for Children

Elton John and David's Baby -



They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward
where a dozen babies were lying in their cots,
eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass." Just sayinj

[downtownv]

Oh, wrong in so many ways, mostly asian small pecker size. Why aren't there any asian male porn stars?....... See Above, little prick!

[Bawanna]

Easy boys, standing on the line with an FBI cant over the abyss.

[bamaman]

Still laughing on that one jocko...too funny

[sharpetop]

Have you heard the one about....nevermind, It may be grounds to get banned.