CJB
07-28-2012, 01:53 PM
Dear God,
WTF is up with the design for humans? If you're so Almighty, why couldn't you correct a few very simple items, clear oversight, or perhaps some sort of tease to make Human-II more appealing? Hmmm?
First, humans can only see in one direction, and to make matters worse, the head can only rotate about 3/4 way around. You did better with some fish, birds and reptiles!
Next there is the problem of sickness and disease. This has plagued every design of yours from monocelled protolife, through trilobites, fish, reptiles, amphbians, birds, mammals, you name it. Hello.... God... knock knock... are you listening? Its not like you've had no time to get it right!!!
The next thing is reproduction. The humans... heck... every design of yours as well... you get what you get, and that's it. Listen God, even Polaroid figured out how to get instant results, which if you didn't like, were instantly tried again until the result was good. The humans have to wait 9 whole months - hardly instant photography in light of seven days to create everything! Then, once the result is made known, sure they can try again, but they're stuck with the bad result as well.
God, I'm giving you an F in quality control and production oversight. Something needs to be corrected, and fast! Yah yah... I know, you don't do time like the rest of us, but we're stuck with the problems in the meantime.
I got an idea. Why don't you phone up Justin Moon. He seems to have a pretty good handle on perfection, on boiling down the essence of an item until none of the bad parts remain. Maybe you two can trade notes? Just sayin!
Also, you forgot my birthday again. Whats with that?
WTF is up with the design for humans? If you're so Almighty, why couldn't you correct a few very simple items, clear oversight, or perhaps some sort of tease to make Human-II more appealing? Hmmm?
First, humans can only see in one direction, and to make matters worse, the head can only rotate about 3/4 way around. You did better with some fish, birds and reptiles!
Next there is the problem of sickness and disease. This has plagued every design of yours from monocelled protolife, through trilobites, fish, reptiles, amphbians, birds, mammals, you name it. Hello.... God... knock knock... are you listening? Its not like you've had no time to get it right!!!
The next thing is reproduction. The humans... heck... every design of yours as well... you get what you get, and that's it. Listen God, even Polaroid figured out how to get instant results, which if you didn't like, were instantly tried again until the result was good. The humans have to wait 9 whole months - hardly instant photography in light of seven days to create everything! Then, once the result is made known, sure they can try again, but they're stuck with the bad result as well.
God, I'm giving you an F in quality control and production oversight. Something needs to be corrected, and fast! Yah yah... I know, you don't do time like the rest of us, but we're stuck with the problems in the meantime.
I got an idea. Why don't you phone up Justin Moon. He seems to have a pretty good handle on perfection, on boiling down the essence of an item until none of the bad parts remain. Maybe you two can trade notes? Just sayin!
Also, you forgot my birthday again. Whats with that?