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jocko
08-12-2012, 06:36 AM
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC)


Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being
smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not
appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by
various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when
it does it can sling **** for amazing distances. I am hoping to
retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it
hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to
relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing
to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States
Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington,
D.C
muggsy
08-12-2012, 07:03 AM
+1 Jocko. Welcome back.
JFootin
08-12-2012, 08:57 AM
jocko, old buddy! Welcome back! :D:D:D
PattayaPistol
08-12-2012, 09:03 AM
Like they said jocko, "welcome back". You were missed. Oh, and I did enjoy the manure spreader story - please don't send him down to Australia. We have enough problems already.:eek:

Cheers
PP
7shot
08-12-2012, 09:05 AM
Good one...:popcorn:
downtownv
08-12-2012, 09:06 AM
Missed that charm!
Romney Ryan all the way!
Tinman507
08-12-2012, 09:06 AM
Buenos Dias Senor Jocko! Welcome back!
PYROhafe
08-12-2012, 10:11 AM
nice! i gotta ask finally.... why does jocko's post count keep getting reset???
muggsy
08-12-2012, 12:12 PM
You gotta ask? I thought it was obvious. :)
Tinman507
08-12-2012, 12:16 PM
Jocko has found the Fountain of Youth. Each dose resets how post count.

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jlottmc
08-12-2012, 02:16 PM
I thought it was because we just deduct a post or two from the count when none of us want to play "What the F did jocko say". Every once in a while he'll post something legible, which I think is his wife or son, but hey. Usually we just play the aforementioned game though.
jocko
08-12-2012, 02:25 PM
damn, u fokkers are hard on an ol man. Just sayin
DeaconKC
08-12-2012, 03:08 PM
Welcome back!
Bawanna
08-12-2012, 03:13 PM
damn, u fokkers are hard on an ol man. Just sayin

All in fun Jocko, you gotta know that.

Just be an armadillo and let it all run off.
jocko
08-12-2012, 03:43 PM
if it wasn't for fun, I would hae been gone moons ago. I hate armadildo's..
jeepster09
08-12-2012, 04:29 PM
Good to SEE your back.......
Bawanna
08-12-2012, 04:58 PM
if it wasn't for fun, I would hae been gone moons ago. I hate armadildo's..

They work well as a tinfoil hat when you run out of tin foil or need the extra protection.