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Tinman507
09-09-2012, 06:56 PM
Since Jocko is computer photo challenged, he has requested that we post his exquisite collection of Biker Chick photos.

I've been advised that this thread will get the plug pulled on it in a hurry if it strays too far into unacceptable subject matter. You've been warned.

Tinman507
09-09-2012, 06:57 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQb3KXHUzQmEFy0TI7QbZBsrET24aeWg DGEzwr7fWfA-ht9aSqCzIow2Lxa

Tinman507
09-09-2012, 06:59 PM
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk211/PitBull-AKA-Keith/365-usama-biker.jpg

mser
09-09-2012, 07:04 PM
Wow!

Tinman507
09-09-2012, 07:05 PM
http://www.expresstrailer.com/assets/images/aluminum/Large/wide-load-signs/wide-load-sign02.jpg

Tinman507
09-09-2012, 07:07 PM
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/100-miles-biker-girl-demotivational-poster-1290906799.jpg

chrish
09-09-2012, 07:32 PM
http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/attachments/comedy-central/597793d1332456888-hot-biker-chicks-biker_chick.jpg

m r not chicks, m r ducks!

CJB
09-09-2012, 07:35 PM
http://web.gracesgraphics.com/5/384924f0719afa93ba.jpg

jocko
09-09-2012, 08:02 PM
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/100-miles-biker-girl-demotivational-poster-1290906799.jpg

say thatis one really hot chickto. Just sayin:target:

Cokeman
09-09-2012, 08:19 PM
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/0/V/n/a/a.aaa.jpg

Slotback
09-09-2012, 09:31 PM
Talk about a thread that could tempt any moderator into use of a ban hammer.........

And what has been seen, can not be unseen.

wyntrout
09-09-2012, 09:43 PM
Dang! I'm tempted to throw in a hairy Rosie. Oh, what the heck!

jlottmc, DON'T LOOK!

Wynn:D

downtownv
09-10-2012, 05:01 AM
Wow!

Phaaaaaaaaart! OMG!:001_huh:

downtownv
09-10-2012, 05:03 AM
say thatis one really hot chickto. Just sayin:target:


Yummmmmmm:D

Tinman507
09-10-2012, 05:25 AM
http://www.rswarrior.com/forums/_Upload/flb_78/200571516358_granny.JPG

Planedude
09-10-2012, 06:51 AM
The Veep,s chick...:rolleyes:

Jocko got game like ol Joe?

Tinman507
09-10-2012, 06:59 AM
Only thing keeping Old Joe from getting his a$$ kicked is the Secret Service peeps you don't see in the photo.

Check out her buds sitting there. Talk about eyes throwing daggers.

jocko
09-10-2012, 07:11 AM
agree tinman. ol Joe couldn't handle that biker chick on a good day. The fella on the right is not happy and his buddy on the leftis looking at him like "well when u gonna squeeze the sh!it out of Biden?? Notice the two drinks on the desk. Thebiker gal is bean and water, Honder Joe is tea and water...Just sayin.

muggsy
09-10-2012, 07:23 AM
My eyes! My eyes! :)

JohnR
09-10-2012, 07:32 AM
Well now, this thread isn't quite what I expected.

doublebarrel
09-10-2012, 04:56 PM
I think this thread should be deleted to save the eyesight of all members.

Bawanna
09-10-2012, 05:02 PM
Not to mention digestive tracts. I've can't seem to get it going in the right direction since I saw that photo of Rosie AGAIN!

Bottom of my stomach is like a trampoline, bounces right back up.

The rest while distasteful I don't believe they are chronic or life threatening. Rosie might have to go though.

jocko
09-10-2012, 05:52 PM
he, rosie just got married, now wouldn't that be an eye ful to watch at night. Just sayin.

Tinman507
09-10-2012, 05:58 PM
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/1/27/128775948104126057.jpg

Bawanna
09-10-2012, 06:57 PM
Well that certainly curbed my apetite for and couple months.

Lets get back to the subject at hand and get off the Rosie thing PUULLLLEEZE!

She probably married another clone of herself and I really don't want to know so don't bother researching it. I know I won't.

jocko
09-10-2012, 07:16 PM
heh, he's ur buddy, I can't come up with this photo stuff, or I would have been banned years ago. Just sayin.

DeaconKC
09-10-2012, 08:44 PM
Tinman I hope your next dream involves you, Rosie and Ellen Degeneres.......

jlottmc
09-11-2012, 12:25 PM
It's not so much the digestive track that bothers me, it's the acid erosion on my teeth that pisses me off.

jocko
09-11-2012, 01:44 PM
Tinman I hope your next dream involves you, Rosie and Ellen Degeneres.......

I will vote for that to. sounds like a great match up, then if tinman survives that duo, then thrown jtlotmc in with the bunch. Just sayin.

CJB
09-11-2012, 04:41 PM
Groovin' it (click for short clip) - a REAL biker chick pal of mine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/Leesburg%202012/th_HPdance.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/Leesburg%202012/?action=view&current=HPdance.mp4)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/Leesburg%202012/P4286233.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/Leesburg%202012/DSC_0084.jpg

And a real Biker *****
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/Leesburg%202011/P4096035.jpg

Bawanna
09-11-2012, 04:49 PM
A passel of biker chicks.

jeepster09
09-11-2012, 05:01 PM
Running to her love.....to go for a ride :D

jocko
09-11-2012, 05:07 PM
actually jeepster, that is a honder biker chick. Just sayin

jeepster09
09-11-2012, 05:32 PM
Ya but she loves the thump thump of a BIG v twin between her legs.

jocko
09-11-2012, 06:06 PM
or just mount the vibra passenger seat mod and they are as happy as a pig in a hog lot.

JFootin
09-11-2012, 06:55 PM
Running to her love.....to go for a ride :D
http://kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6441&d=1347400866


She must be an aging hippie because that is a field of marjuana! :hippie:

Tinman507
09-11-2012, 06:56 PM
Running to her love.....to go for a ride :D
I'm thinkin grannie is happy from a contact high. What kind of vegetation is that?

Bawanna
09-11-2012, 06:59 PM
Looks like the wildwood weed to me not that I'm any kind of authority on taking a trip and never leaving the farm.

Never tried the stuff to be honest.

jocko
09-11-2012, 07:17 PM
they say smelling Hoppes #9 is about the same trip, only legal..

Planedude
09-11-2012, 08:53 PM
Jocko, remember these hot chicks? Bet you wish had that old "J"...

Cokeman
09-11-2012, 11:05 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3239/2686734350_bf7060c18f.jpg

mr surveyor
09-11-2012, 11:23 PM
finally

TheTman
09-12-2012, 12:01 AM
http://kartalk.pccomps.com/punkwithgun.jpg

Cokeman
09-12-2012, 12:24 AM
OK. We've turned a corner. Please follow.

http://firstin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/harley-girl1.jpg

http://im.skdat.com/data/gallery/31/Biker%20Girls%20(2).jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2685919983_15a51e37cb.jpg

http://bikerchicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/medial53481.jpg?w=236&h=300

http://www.biker-chicks.org/blonde-babe.jpg

http://www.bullz-eye.com/video/heavy/images/source/20-hottest-biker-chicks-2.jpg

http://www.bullz-eye.com/video/heavy/images/source/20-hottest-biker-chicks-3.jpg

powwowell
09-12-2012, 05:54 AM
She's got quite a gun!


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3239/2686734350_bf7060c18f.jpg

jocko
09-12-2012, 06:58 AM
OK. We've turned a corner. Please follow.

http://firstin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/harley-girl1.jpg

http://im.skdat.com/data/gallery/31/Biker%20Girls%20(2).jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2685919983_15a51e37cb.jpg

http://bikerchicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/medial53481.jpg?w=236&h=300

http://www.biker-chicks.org/blonde-babe.jpg

http://www.bullz-eye.com/video/heavy/images/source/20-hottest-biker-chicks-2.jpg

http://www.bullz-eye.com/video/heavy/images/source/20-hottest-biker-chicks-3.jpg

would pick photo #2 cokeman, just because I know,this is a real biker chick. Why do I say that???Well she has a watch on which means she can really tell time and the other gals don't which is the norm for gals like that.. I notice littlle things like that while u guys are gogling and dripping all over the floor..

jocko
09-12-2012, 06:58 AM
She's got quite a gun!

what gun? Where??. !!!:D:D:D

jlottmc
09-12-2012, 10:07 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3239/2686734350_bf7060c18f.jpg

I'll take two. If that rifle is what I think it is, I can't wait to see her shoot it like that. Comedy.

marky
09-12-2012, 05:20 PM
Hello Kitty Biker Girl Zombie Hunter. Those wacky Japanese!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/hello-kitty-biker-girl.jpg

She uses her Hello Kitty Shotgun for up close work and her Hello Kitty Keltec PLR-16 for zombies a little farther away.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/hello-kitty-pistol-400x211.jpg

jocko
09-12-2012, 05:31 PM
u evernotice those Japanese gals never have any chest. Just sayin

marky
09-12-2012, 05:43 PM
http://web.gracesgraphics.com/5/384924f0719afa93ba.jpg

I woudn't want to mess with THOSE chicks!

Tinman507
09-12-2012, 05:49 PM
u evernotice those Japanese gals never have any chest. Just sayin

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/1251184036/gallery_101235_32325_16656751214a95d3ad0ac64.jpg

jocko
09-12-2012, 05:59 PM
Actualy she looks like Susie at our local Hooters. Just sayin. I have never been in one of them places but the great one tells me I aM Missing out on life..




Close to the line. Cut out the bad part.

MW surveyor
09-19-2012, 08:49 AM
but I was out of town and did not have this computer with me.

Enjoy!

jlottmc
09-19-2012, 09:39 AM
I thought we turned a corner here. Who the F brought us back?

wyntrout
09-19-2012, 09:52 AM
I'm sure the old lady in the field is growing medicinal pot. I hope the gub'mint supplies that when I get old and need some. I have my new avatar ready. :hippie:

Dang! I've been waiting a long time to sneak that in!

Wynn:D

Bawanna
09-19-2012, 10:11 AM
but I was out of town and did not have this computer with me.

Enjoy!

There's a crime here somewhere. Pretty bike.

MW surveyor
09-19-2012, 10:11 AM
I thought we turned a corner here. Who the F brought us back?

:o Sorry, I'll do better next time. LOL

OldLincoln
09-19-2012, 12:12 PM
Is that one of those transformer bikes? Looks like total body armor heavy in the chest and booty that could turn into mean in a hurry. BTW... is that chain a tad long to be without an idler? Can't help but think chain slap / chain snap.

jocko
09-19-2012, 12:24 PM
certainly nothing more than a nice looking show bike, that someone put alot of money in. I agree, surely there is a chain idler behind that fat ass's leg, which could cover the entire bike if laid length wise. Just say. They probalby had to hoist her over that bike with a fork lift to.. I am told goldwhiners love those type gals. Might be rumor..

trust me she ain';t no jocko biker chick.

Cokeman
09-19-2012, 10:48 PM
All right, no one panic.

http://blog.chopperstickers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/9928.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2333592675_17019ce55c.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3371/3482067408_dab9487ec4.jpg

CJB
09-20-2012, 05:36 AM
http://web.gracesgraphics.com/5/384924f0719afa93ba.jpg
I woudn't want to mess with THOSE chicks!

Me neither. General rule is: Never mess with chicks that have a pecker!

jocko
09-20-2012, 07:23 AM
cokeman. at leat ur keeping the forum ON TRACK Nice bikes to even.

Just had a biker killed yesterday on I-70 trying to out run a cop on his suzuke, He was doing a 100 when he lost control and hit a guard rail. killed him instantely and his gal friend was lifelined to Indy.

Oh, but he was wearing a helmet.. Just sayin

Barth
09-20-2012, 07:57 AM
http://www.kalyanpurwala.com/hot-babes/girl-bike/Girls-and-motorcycles-014.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyyTcxJEbAA/TTMXh7_49gI/AAAAAAAABmM/wQlc4lNT0_M/s640/BMW1200RResidentEvil.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/posters/images/full/2007-resident_evil_extinction-4.jpghttp://mimg.ugo.com/201008/54705/cuts/resident-evil-extinction-gallery-10_480x480.jpghttp://media.novinky.cz/986/109860-original-wkgno.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i1cpd00N1rzl7uqo1_1280.jpg

MW surveyor
09-20-2012, 09:33 AM
just what mc club jocko belonged to ....................................

Tinman507
09-20-2012, 10:26 AM
cokeman. at leat ur keeping the forum ON TRACK Nice bikes to even.

Just had a biker killed yesterday on I-70 trying to out run a cop on his suzuke, He was doing a 100 when he lost control and hit a guard rail. killed him instantely and his gal friend was lifelined to Indy.

Oh, but he was wearing a helmet.. Just sayin


My son is an EMT. They call motorcycle helmets "Brain buckets" They're helpful for keeping all the pieces in one convenient place.

Bawanna
09-20-2012, 10:44 AM
That's what we called em too. Somehow some of mine still escaped, must not have been a proper fit or something.

Another prime example of big brother telling you whats good for you.

CJB
09-20-2012, 11:24 AM
My friend...capt of fire dept... Emt as well....calls em donor-cycles. If u got bad injury....you get harvested like a heas of cabbage.

jocko
09-20-2012, 12:17 PM
everyone is gonna die, we just don't know when and How. If that is the way I gotta go, as long as I don't know it,, thenI am cool with it. Not a macho thing with me but just my belief. Now just think if we knerw exactly when we were gonna go,, I wonder how many I would want to take out before I go??? fully knwing that tomorrow would never be. Just sayin

wyntrout
09-20-2012, 12:22 PM
I REFUSE to CONFORM!

Wynn:D

340pd
09-20-2012, 01:42 PM
[QUOTE=Cokeman;187579]All right, no one panic.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2333592675_17019ce55c.jpg



Does the blonde know she is sitting on it backwards? Not to mention she forgot to button up her shirt.

jocko
09-20-2012, 02:07 PM
what blonde??what shirt???

Barth
09-20-2012, 02:17 PM
I REFUSE to CONFORM!

Wynn:D

I'm not sure I could even If I wanted too...

JFootin
09-20-2012, 03:05 PM
I REFUSE to CONFORM!

Wynn:D

I'm not sure I could even If I wanted too...

As popeye said, "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam. TOOT!"
http://16bitmonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/popeye1.gif

Of course, all of us are getting older.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S_He9tbgLhI/AAAAAAAATSY/9ZxyKhS7hbs/s1600/Popeye+The+Sailor+Man.jpg

MW surveyor
09-20-2012, 04:37 PM
Popeye 2012!

marky
09-20-2012, 10:08 PM
Hollywood magic helps keep this young actress on her Ducati.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/chloemoto_zpsa1b21d88.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/chloemoto2_zps9b339e64.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/chloemoto3_zps0891de56.jpg


Another Ducati

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/marcopolo2_2006/ducati_zpsa6fd4557.jpg

Bawanna
09-20-2012, 10:47 PM
Damn I really like those strap shoes on the right there. They would go so well with several of my outfits.

Cokeman
09-20-2012, 10:52 PM
All right, no one panic.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2333592675_17019ce55c.jpg



Does the blonde know she is sitting on it backwards? Not to mention she forgot to button up her shirt.

he doesn't have the smartest look on her face. :rolleyes:

OldLincoln
09-21-2012, 10:45 AM
I don't know about that. I bet she figured out that she won't stay all put together facing forward at 70mph so she'll just ride it backwards. After all, it's what's important that matters.

jocko
09-21-2012, 10:49 AM
mayhbe also she wants to see who is maybe gonna REAR END HER. Just sayin, now u can decipher what I mean by that any way u want.

wyntrout
09-27-2012, 09:45 AM
Another view:

:w00t:

Wynn:D

Chuck54
09-27-2012, 09:47 AM
WOW that looks fast Wyn

Cokeman
11-03-2012, 01:24 AM
Doesn't your lady friend get sick riding like that?

http://kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6634&stc=1&d=1348756974

jocko
11-03-2012, 05:55 AM
no she is getting gassed all the time, why should she coplain. Under that helmen is a smile that goes from komifornia all the way to Daytona. Just sayin.

That bike by the way was the premptive to what we now call the CROTCH ROCKETS.

sunndelight
05-26-2013, 09:07 PM
https://www.etsy.com/listing/151926518/bandana-halter-top-american-flag-halter?ref=shop_home_active
https://img0.etsystatic.com/011/0/8017506/il_570xN.461779524_fu7o.jpg

river rat
05-26-2013, 09:27 PM
Oh the therapy involved to get some mind prints out. THANK GOD FOR BEER

hogsnguns
05-27-2013, 02:49 PM
I think that hot blonde sitting on the bike backwards is packing. i'd better pat her down really well. I think that picture was taken in New York!

hogsnguns
05-27-2013, 02:53 PM
Hey Jocko, that chick you like wearing the watch is a poser! reeeeaall biker chicks don't wear watches. just saying.....

jocko
05-27-2013, 03:26 PM
Hey Jocko, that chick you like wearing the watch is a poser! reeeeaall biker chicks don't wear watches. just saying.....

no its not a watch, it is a pulse counter. She uses it when around me as I just raise her pulse so much she had to get a counter::hungry::hungry:

semper vulgare

jocko
05-27-2013, 03:27 PM
bawanna: thsoe high strapped shoes are in the mail to u. the forum would sure like to have a photo of u in ur chair wearing them though.

Cokeman
05-27-2013, 04:33 PM
I took this one myself.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/cowfishlover/IMG_1305-1.jpg (http://s45.photobucket.com/user/cowfishlover/media/IMG_1305-1.jpg.html)

jocko
05-27-2013, 04:46 PM
now ain't she cool and on a Heritage deluxe with straights. My kind of gal. She could ditch the tennie's though.I betshe even has all her teeth. Just sayin

u have class cokeman, course I know u were photoing the bike mostly.

Cokeman
05-27-2013, 05:03 PM
Not too much class. I was after all snapping pics of a girl without her knowledge.

JFootin
05-27-2013, 05:07 PM
Check out our local used bike dealer: http://www.blueridgeriders.com/

rzeblvvfYHo

Glock Holiday
05-27-2013, 07:09 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img18/5521/backwardshelmet.jpg

JFootin
05-27-2013, 09:35 PM
Check out our local used bike dealer: http://www.blueridgeriders.com/

rzeblvvfYHo

Hey jocko, what do you think of the blonde biker chick in the commercial? She displays a confidence in her sexiness that I have seen before in biker chicks.