were screwed

[jocko]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed

[skiflydive]

Blew coffee out my nose again. It ruined my welfare application.

[7shot]

OMG...I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

[jeepster09]

Good one...

[JFootin]

Hillarious! :D

http://www.taurusarmed.net/forums/attachments/funny-farm/39054d1350875399-post-your-funny-pics-part-three-its-not-hard-win.jpg

[greyhoundafw]

Freakin Awesome!

[socialwork911]

very funny....like the social work I did as a first reponder...don't worry be happy :)....when I think like this , I go to the range..it makes me feel better

[CJB]

To be is to do - Socretes
To do is to be - Plato
To be or not to be - Shakespeare
Do be do be do - Sinatra

[JERRY]

over five thousand years ago, moses said to the children of israel ,
"pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead
you to the promised land."

nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) roosevelt said,
"lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this
is the promised land."

today, congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement
funds, etc .... I called a suicide hotline.

I had to press 1 for english.

I was connected to a call center in pakistan . I told them i was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed

good one and whats better is we now have proof jocho can spell! :D

[Cokeman]

He copied that from somewhere else? I figured that out real quick.

[JERRY]

Are you saying hes dumb? Im not buying it, i think its just an act...lol

[AIRret]

No, He's dyslectic.

We had a great laugh over that one. Unfortunately, it's not really a joke!!!!!

[jocko]

He copied that from somewhere else? I figured that out real quick.

this man a trophy!! Just sayin

[JERRY]

No, He's dyslectic.

We had a great laugh over that one. Unfortunately, it's not really a joke!!!!!

my apologies to jocko, i didnt know.

[johnh]

Very, very funny! I was rolling by the time I got to the drive a truck part. :)

[Ken_K]

Lmao!

[Longitude Zero]

So funny I forgot to laugh. Actualy I made the decision not to laugh.