jocko's pickup line

[jocko]

jocko's pick-up line:



A rather elderly gentleman (mid-60's) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... do I come here often?"

Just sayin

[pudge]

Rather elderly ... mid sixties??!!:rolleyes:

Granted past middle age, yes. But elderly? Not quite yet, I don't think! Then again, remembering my complaints about getting moving when I've been sitting for a while, or the obvious problems I have with CRS, CHS, and growing CSS either, maybe you are right, Jocko. It's getting to where I have to park my horse carefully so I can get back on after I drag myself off it!!

Thanks for the grin!!!:D

[ltxi]

jocko's pick-up line:



A rather elderly gentleman (mid-60's) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... do I come here often?"

Just sayin

I pretty much remember my mid-60's. What a great time that was...I think...maybe.

Update....Just checked with wife. She says I was still sorta ok then. So I get to agree with myself for a change.

[O'Dell]

jocko's pick-up line:



A rather elderly gentleman (mid-60's) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... do I come here often?"

Just sayin

I resent mid-sixties being referred to as "rather elderly"!

[CJB]

hell, I'm beginning to feel downright young!
(especially after this past weekend... !~)

[jocko]

I resent mid-sixties being referred to as "rather elderly"!

can't argue that, but the thread when I got it stated 80's and I wanted to relate it to ol jocko and I am not 80, but 69, and in much better shaped than most people that are 68.5, so in ur case O'Dell, this does not relate to you for we are what we are and age plays a part of it but not all of it. Just sayin:popcorn:

[Barth]

hell, I'm beginning to feel downright young!
(especially after this past weekend... !~)

I like this thread.

Even though I still have the washboard abs I had at 18.
Now 55 - I was starting to get a complex about my age.
But after reading this thread - I'm feeling spry as a rutting buck!

[340pd]

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

on your new alligator shoes

And you're barefoot!

[muggsy]

jocko's pick-up line:



A rather elderly gentleman (mid-60's) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... do I come here often?"

Just sayin

Back in the day Jocko didn't need a pick-up line. He just sat at the bar smoothing his eyebrows with his tongue. :)

[jocko]

damn, u heard about me back then!! Just sayin.

[mr surveyor]

I had "six pack" abs up until my forties when they started looking more like a couple of quarts....

now I'm really getting used to the "keg":)

[O'Dell]

can't argue that, but the thread when I got it stated 80's and I wanted to relate it to ol jocko and I am not 80, but 69, and in much better shaped than most people that are 68.5, so in ur case O'Dell, this does not relate to you for we are what we are and age plays a part of it but not all of it. Just sayin:popcorn:

I appreciate the clarification. I'm that 68.5, well actually 68.66...., but I weigh exactly the same as I did at 16, 165. Of course I was 6 feet then and I'm only 5 11 now. Since the shoulder surgery in January, I've been exercising vigorously, so I've gained 4 pounds but lost 1 1/2 inches in the waist and gained 2 in the chest.

[jocko]

I have gotten shorter over the years also

[getsome]

Any time I get the urge to start exercising I find that if I lay down and take a nap it will pass...:cool:

[GROTMAN]

I guess one way to tell your age is how you wear your pants !
http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee387/gwdaddio/Jokes/ATT00005.jpg

[CJB]

Define old....

You know you're getting old when you moan and groan more AFTER sex than DURING....

Just sayin... We did what? How many times? Oh jeeze... you got any Advil in the house?

[GROTMAN]

OLD is when…
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
OLD is when…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
OLD is when…
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
OLD is when…
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
OLD is when…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
OLD is when…
“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative today.
OLD is when…
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
OLD is when…
An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.
OLD is when…
You’re not sure if these are facts or jokes.

[muggsy]

I have gotten shorter over the years also

Shrinkage?

[Tinman507]

Icewater bidet

[7shot]

Shrinkage?

:confused::rolleyes::eek::blushing:

[DeaconKC]

I would think an ice water bidet would definitely cause shrinkage......EEK