The January is Here New Years Thread!!! [Archive]

jocko

12-31-2012, 06:44 AM

Indeed Happy new years to all kahr members. Ol Jocko's resolution is gonna be to be perfectly correct next yesr with my wording, No bad langage, definitely no making fun at Bawana and some of the other twits on this forum. I will only talk about kahrs and nuttin else. There willbe no sexual conotations in any of my threds. i willget religion. I am looking at a Honder Goldwiner. I will nowh hire a artist and paint on my two car garagedoor a picture of Pelosie. I love that sow.. I will turn my two illegaqls loose with $5 in their pockets and give them their freedom, so that they can rob and do nasty things to women. I will honor allah (who ever in the fokk he is) I will sell my bomb making books. I will buy a kel tek 380. I will try to make friends with the pr!cks that I have pissed off on this forum. I will after all of the above- then just die, for life will be over.

Just sayin

Barth

12-31-2012, 07:03 AM

muggsy

12-31-2012, 07:28 AM

My New Years resolution is to keep being me. It's the only resolution that I have a snowballs chance in hell of keeping. I've been me for a long time and I'm not planning any major make-overs like one elbow on this forum whose name I won't mention. I want to wish all of you the best in the coming year, especially you Jocko. (Damn, I wasn't going to mention his name.) Shoot straight and keep your powder dry. We'll need that powder for the coming insurrection. :)

Planedude

12-31-2012, 08:01 AM

Good riddance to 2012, as years go, it sucked. :eek:
We are looking forward to a better and brighter 2013. :D
Best wishes in the new year to all of my Kahrtalk freinds. :cool:

yqtszhj

12-31-2012, 09:31 AM

Here's wishing a better new year to Ripley and Planedude.

I'm going to keep fighting the same stuff as 2012 and am going to try and not let work aggravate me as much. Not sure if I'll be successful with the last one.

Tinman507

12-31-2012, 10:47 AM

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/fiscalcliff_zps56734d98.jpg

Tinman507

12-31-2012, 11:54 AM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/307660_10151264127557740_288953478_n.jpg

MW surveyor

12-31-2012, 12:16 PM

I guess that Christmas is officially over at my house.

SWMBO is back in bitchy mode.

And I still can't find my 638!

Anyway, hope that everyone has a better year in 2013 if you didn't have a good 2012.

addictedhealer

12-31-2012, 12:20 PM

Happy new year!! Bottoms up!!

wyntrout

12-31-2012, 12:21 PM

I wish you all... y'all... a happy and Prosperous New Year. May you all have enough ammo and firearms to protect you and yours... and, if needed, the courage to use them!

Wynn:)

Jeremiah/Az

12-31-2012, 05:02 PM

Happy New Year to all! I resolve to stay single & retired! It worked well last year!:D

OldLincoln

12-31-2012, 05:06 PM

New Commemorative Pistol

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor ofthe United States Senate and the House of Representatives.

It will be named the“Congressman”.

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=fb2d532fd4&view=att&th=13bf2a3803460d3e&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

mr surveyor

12-31-2012, 05:08 PM

I've got a quarter tank of gas, 4 bald tires and a tapped out credit card.... where can I find one of them physical cliffs? I promise to not wear my seatbelt...

and I was full of optimism a couple 3-4 months ago...now just full of shock and awecrap

jocko

12-31-2012, 05:15 PM

hell just go on unemploytment for anutter year. Obummer will take careof u. I ca't beieve we are near a fiscal cliff settle3ment and NOTHING, NADDQA, ZERO, FOKKING NUTTIN is being done about our debt. It's like it is not even there. I won't be around when Greece comes a callin but they will surely come. I have no doubt NON E of the politicians in washington have any balls, even Pelosie included. I know Harry Reed has none, he is so damn old they have dried up like fokking raisons...And the amazing thing if this deal goes thorugh is tha these fokking politicians will fly backhome (on our dollars of course) and claim VICTORY for America.

I am also so glad Vladimir Putin banned adopting of their Russian unhelathy kids to. thatis about all they would let us adopt is kids in need of medical attention. What a fokking ass and I thought all the nut cases were in Washington D.C. to..

jocko

12-31-2012, 05:17 PM

Happy New Year to all! I resolve to stay single & retired! It worked well last year!:D

u lucky luckly luckly luckly guy:blah:

Bawanna

12-31-2012, 05:32 PM

Tell your missus to leave the curtain open a little further and you might consider a sidewalk up to that window. I nearly had to call Triple A one night, got stuck in the bark there, kind of soft.

If you want your wife to treat ya like a king you gotta treat her like a queen, course if your wife looked like Kate I'm sure you would. Course she ain't half bad ya know?

GROTMAN

12-31-2012, 06:08 PM

Also want to wish everyone a Happy New Year. Greatly appreciate all the knowledge I've picked up since joining the forum, and probably even more, enjoy the banter between some of you guys. Since I also have a hard time keeping my resolutions I'm going to try reverse psychology this year. I resolve to never eat right, I will exercise less, try to never get enough sleep, swear off Kahrtalk , and never buy any more ammo or guns !! Hardest of all, I will never try to fully understand one of jocko's posts ! :D:rolleyes:

Bawanna

12-31-2012, 06:13 PM

That sounds like a good plan grotman. I wish you good luck with that. I've tried a couple of those on the fly with poor results. I've tried to cut back on Kahrtalk several times and it's worse than quitting cigarettes.

I kicked them many years ago but Kahrtalk quiting is like driving down the freeway at 60 opening the door and stepping out.

I know jocko, I know. Jump bawanna, jump.

I'm with ya on that banter thing too, some of these guys just cut me up.

jocko

12-31-2012, 06:45 PM

U can't jump, who the fokk are u kiddin. U can open the door and fall out and the results would be about the same though as jumpin. Just sayin

But "colonel" andIsay that will alot of respect, so give me a breakl on what I am aobut to say, as it wil only come one fokking time.

U have been a real pleasure to work with on this forum, I know I ride u like man who hates honder goldwiners but ur OK in my book opr I would have been gone a long time ago, (some would say yea to that). Sopu have a good year, I know I wlll and I hear esmeralds Pinto is about to giv eup the ghost and I have a bid in for the horses head and i will send it to you as a memory of u two riding down the ol lane into the sunset.

2013 has to be a better year. God bless u all...

Bawanna

12-31-2012, 06:54 PM

I'm sobbing, so unmanly. I don't think I have a Pinto yet, have to check.

Hopefully 2013 will be better, we're at the bottom of the barrel in many respects so up is the only way.

I gotta go get another beach towel to dry my eyes. My mascera is a wreck.

mr surveyor

12-31-2012, 06:56 PM

at least it was a Pinto and not a chevy vega

Tinman507

12-31-2012, 06:56 PM

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15500109/tumblr_loyfyxniJQ1r0v7z5o1_500_large.jpg

AJBert

12-31-2012, 07:01 PM

My resolution for the New Year is to drink NO MORE!

Of course, I won't be drinking any less!

jocko

12-31-2012, 07:04 PM

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15500109/tumblr_loyfyxniJQ1r0v7z5o1_500_large.jpg

crying because she found out ol jocko is taken. Just sayin:behindsofa:

mr surveyor

12-31-2012, 07:52 PM

I hereby resolve to be more bitter, cynical and closed minded in the coming year

I also expect to get banned from every website I frequent;)

Bawanna

12-31-2012, 08:54 PM

I hereby resolve to be more bitter, cynical and closed minded in the coming year

I also expect to get banned from every website I frequent;)

Good luck with that pal. This is like the Hotel California, you can never leave.

mr surveyor

12-31-2012, 09:54 PM

I'm thinking happy thoughts at the moment.... you know, pink ponies, purple unicorns, sugar plums (yeah, they were left over from Christmas of 2006 with "the" fruitcake), cheap tequila.....

Tomorrow we'll take Grannie surv her annual New Year's dinner of black eyed peas, cooked cabbage and cornbread and try to dodge the cliff for one more day, then it's full steam ahead with no brakes!

what a ride:)

MW surveyor

12-31-2012, 10:56 PM

Tomorrow we'll take Grannie surv her annual New Year's dinner of black eyed peas, cooked cabbage and cornbread and try to dodge the cliff for one more day, then it's full steam ahead with no brakes!

Don't forget the port roast! That's on my menu for tomorrow.

muggsy

12-31-2012, 11:12 PM

I went over the physical cliff years ago. The fiscal cliff can't be any worse. I was hoping that the republicans wouldn't cave, but they disappointed me again. I'm planning on organizing a Million Man AR-15 March on Washington, D.C. this Spring. Anyone with me? Oh, I forgot, the boating accident. You people have got to try to be a little more careful in the future. :)

les strat

01-01-2013, 12:25 AM

I strapped on a Streamlight and popped of some 15-22 in the backyard tonight. I figured it would blend in with the fireworks. That milk jug was a jumpin :D Happy new Year!

http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q706/bonehead911/cousins_zpsb4d57c32.jpg

mr surveyor

01-01-2013, 01:26 AM

hhhmmmmm.... fell off the cliff, but I'm still here:confused:

I'm sure I bumped my head on the way down, suffered a concussion and have a blood clot in my left big toe (under the toe nail) .... so, I won't be able to answer any questions for a while....

I think I misplaced my bullet too. Must have fell out of my pocket on the way down. Careless, careless, careless.

JFootin

01-01-2013, 10:34 AM

Happy new year, everyone! Kahrtalk is my cyber home and I really appreciate and value the many quality folks who make up this family. I have been a member for about a year and a half. Mostly a newbie then. While I had owned a variety of guns over 40+ years of adulthood, I had only begun to get serious about self defense and concealed carry more recently. I had a Georgia CC permit, but hadn't used it much. Costs of moving to NC and an unexpected financial blow left me owning just one little 25 caliber pocket gun. I had owned a CW9 and liked it. I intended to start shopping for another one when I found out about the new CM9 and knew I had to have one. I intended to save my money and shop for 2 or 3 months, but this gorgeous custom mirror polished CM9 appeared for sale on Kahrtalk...
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/My%20Custom%20CM9/KahrCM9PolishedLSwMagandBullets.jpg
I had to have this gun, so I sold my pocket gun and really pinched for a couple of months to tread water after purchasing it.

Since then, I have acquired my NC CC permit and I now carry 100% of the time. I have learned so much from the sages here on Kahrtalk mainly, from other forums and on the Web. I have, frankly, also immersed myself into the enjoyable hobby aspect of gun and accessory ownership.

I have been able to add to my modest collection, first adding the classic S&W Model 638 Airweight. I went through a long and expensive project to get the gun right for my needs, but it is now my favorite carry gun (with the CM9 a close second) and it will be with me for life...
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Miscellanious%20Guns%20and%20Holsters/My638-1.jpg

I also added a Taurus 738 TCP 380 as my BUG. A very inexpensive (< $200) and quality gun with natural pointability, a slide stop lever and hold open on last round.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e172/RuffBuff43/LIS%20Photos/TCP_1715.jpg

And, most recently, I have added a higher capacity compact for home defense and possible carry: the Walther PPQ 9mm. Larry Vickers, the expert trainer, says it is the best striker fired compact on the market. And so does everyone who gets one in their possession. I am extremely pleased with this acquisition. The gun is an ergonomic tour-de-force, extremely well made with hand matched barrel and slide, a trigger that is fantastic right out of the box, and came with a target showing a 1" group of 5 shots made dead center at 15 meters. There is so much that is so right about this pistol! :D
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Miscellanious%20Guns%20and%20Holsters/PPQandFrankensteinSmaller.jpg

Most of you know that I love holsters. The search and acquisition of the right ones for every pistol brings me almost as much joy as getting a new gun. And I have met and befriended some of the nicest people who make holsters and belts! :)

I intend to take some quality photos of my guns and holsters and put them in a new thread as soon as I can get around to it...now if I can just find that round toit! I know I had one at one time. :rolleyes:

Bawanna

01-01-2013, 12:47 PM

Nice post Jfootin, we got quite a diverse and well knit group here.

I thought I already posted this but I must have done the review and then forgot to actually post it.

I got a package in the mail yesterday, a very heavy if it fits it ships box. Return address Secret Santa in Georgia, probably why he didn't get my letter this year since I use the old North Pole address. All I asked for was a real president.:o
Actually I knew the address but couldn't place the person without consulting my little black book.
Turns out Santa is a woman.:eek: Yup it's true.

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3774_zps0b477cfc.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3772_zps6d3c1751.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3773_zpsc30ed751.jpg

What a beautiful sight right about now. Thank goodness for a good amount of tape on that box, it was pretty used up in transit but arrived intact.

My reloading inventory is no longer dismal and hopeless, it's actually quite nice.

Thank you Secret Santa. Your the best.

jocko

01-01-2013, 12:58 PM

nice fishing weights. about all they are good for. Just sayin

wyntrout

01-01-2013, 01:21 PM

Good for your blunderbuss or cannon, too.

Wynn:D

wyntrout

01-01-2013, 01:30 PM

There's an osprey that has been eating his lunch on the telephone pole out front. I took some pictures and will post some and the link to the video as soon as it finishes uploading to Photobucket!

I've never seen one hang around that long! It's a nice day with sunshine and over 73° in the shade here in Jacksonville, FL!

It's about 130 yards from the pole to Mill Cove off of the Saint John's River in eastern Jacksonville, FL.

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m620/wyntrout/Osprey%20eating%20fish%20dinner%20on%20telephone%2 0pole/Ospreydiningonfishontopoftelephonepole_3892_zps954 e1236.jpg

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m620/wyntrout/Osprey%20eating%20fish%20dinner%20on%20telephone%2 0pole/Ospreydiningonfishontopoftelephonepole_3891_zps90c d1cb5.jpg

Video link:

http://s1134.beta.photobucket.com/user/wyntrout/media/Osprey%20eating%20fish%20dinner%20on%20telephone%2 0pole/OspreydiningonfishontopoftelephonepoleinJacksonvil leFL_3893_zpseef7faa6.mp4.html

He's still there!

Wynn:)

wyntrout

01-01-2013, 01:36 PM

There's a crow trying to "share" the fish now. The osprey is a messy eater and the crow is after the stuff the osprey has dropped... so far!

Several cats have come and gone and now the neighbors are walking all over the yard across the street and the osprey is still there. He/she is determined to finish the fish, though it's dropping as much or more than it's eating. 2:51PM EST.

AND... there's a danged mosquito flying around my window and a wasp was trying to build a nest in my video surveillance camera outside! It's a nice day!

Even Nancy Pelosi on Fox News now, doesn't scare off the osprey! Amazing! 3:03 now.

Wynn:)

Bawanna

01-01-2013, 02:24 PM

It's a beautiful day here too, clear and sunny and about 30 to 35 degrees I'd say. I may go outside and wash the van, ain't been washed in a long spell and really don't feel like it today but needs to be done.

Don't much like the cold much anymore.

wyntrout

01-01-2013, 02:28 PM

While watching the osprey, I was on the phone with my cousin in southern WA... near Montesano. I told him about the osprey and we chatted a while. The osprey is STILL there! This has been one tolerant bird with a crow, two cats, the neighbors and their dog not running him/her off! There's just a small piece of the fish left and he's really picking at it now.

Wynn:D

GROTMAN

01-01-2013, 04:35 PM

Just for you JFootin :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/RoundTuit.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/RoundTuit.jpg)

JFootin

01-01-2013, 05:03 PM

Just for you JFootin :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/RoundTuit.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/RoundTuit.jpg)

Thanks, GROTMAN. You know, someone actually gave me a metal pin like that back in the 90s. I lost it, though.

wyntrout

01-01-2013, 07:54 PM

I still have a WOODEN one somewhere.... :confused:

Wynn:)

Barth

01-02-2013, 08:21 AM

I saw Django Unchained yesterday.
As expected,
It's basically a 2 hour trailer that's slow, boring and ridiculously bloody.
Then culminates in an ending that is both unbelievable and nonsensical.

Not the worst movie I've ever seen.
But certainly not worth the price of admission.

Recommend you pass on this one...
http://shazza91321.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/django-unchained-31.jpg?w=1024&h=682

MW surveyor

01-02-2013, 09:48 AM

Osprey and carp.

Barth

01-02-2013, 10:00 AM

Osprey and carp.
http://www.birdsinphotos.com/recent_images_july_dec_2011/slides/_1SB7888%20bald%20eagle%20eating%20fish.jpg

OldLincoln

01-02-2013, 11:20 AM

The Little Bugger
Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and
sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave” asked his buddy…
“It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”

“It’s my four year old son…” Dave replied.

“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school?
My boy’s just the same; – forget about it, it happens
to boys that age” said his buddy, sympathetically.

“I only wish it was that” continued Dave, “but it’s far
worse than that. The little bastard has got our
gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant.”

“Get out of here, that’s impossible!” gasped the
buddy.

“It’s not” said Dave… “the little bugger stuck a pin in
all my condoms”.

wyntrout

01-02-2013, 12:07 PM

HA! Good one!

Wynn:D

JFootin

01-02-2013, 09:29 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/GoodNightDoggie.gif

gb6491

01-02-2013, 09:50 PM

I found this motorcycle site interesting and thought some here might also: http://www.pipeburn.com/
It's mostly rocker/cafe racer style bikes, but there are some choppers, bobbers, classics, and even some mopeds shown as well.
Regards,
Greg

MW surveyor

01-03-2013, 10:07 AM

Found my snubbie this morning. Don't ask where it was. I feel sooo dumb. :(

One good thing in the search was that I found 500 200 grain LSWs for the 45 that I forgot that I had. :)

mr surveyor

01-03-2013, 10:10 AM

Found my snubbie this morning. Don't ask where it was. I feel sooo dumb. :(

One good thing in the search was that I found 500 200 grain LSWs for the 45 that I forgot that I had. :)

and your wife allows you to play with powder and primers too?:p

getsome

01-03-2013, 10:13 AM

Hey MW, Didn't you notice that your drawers were drooping a little more than usual???...:p

MW surveyor

01-03-2013, 10:19 AM

and your wife allows you to play with powder and primers too?:p

As long as it is out in the shed behind the house, no problem! Plus when I told here it was missing she said we need to get the grandkids over. :eek: I hope that that was a joke.

My drawers have always drooped!:biggrin1:

Barth

01-03-2013, 10:21 AM

Found my snubbie this morning. Don't ask where it was. I feel sooo dumb. :(

One good thing in the search was that I found 500 200 grain LSWs for the 45 that I forgot that I had. :)

I'm going to guess it was in your range bag - LOL!

Glad you found your pistol.

MW surveyor

01-03-2013, 10:26 AM

Nope!

Bulgaria? Really?

DeaconKC

01-03-2013, 03:13 PM

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “

MikeyKahr

01-03-2013, 04:31 PM

Nice, DeaconKC.

MW, I knew you'd figure out where it was sooner or later. Should have tried the eyeglasses approach sooner!

Alfonse

01-03-2013, 04:37 PM

Dang, it's 2013 and it took me three days to post about it. That spirit of Christmas past ran way over this year...

wyntrout

01-03-2013, 05:06 PM

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........

Wynn:D

Planedude

01-03-2013, 08:08 PM

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"

MW surveyor

01-03-2013, 10:11 PM

wyn - told my wife that joke.
She starts telling me about a woman that poisoned her husband and got away with it.
This does not bode well.

Bawanna

01-04-2013, 12:16 PM

Any body going to SHOT this year?

jocko

01-04-2013, 12:53 PM

Any body going to SHOT this year?

but my friends all tell me I am going to hell. Just sayin

OldLincoln

01-04-2013, 12:53 PM

Any body going to SHOT this year?
Shot as in "get shot?" lordy I hope not. Now going shootin is for me. Wife tried to get me to go yesterday but I had to rake leaves for the trash pick-up today.

GROTMAN

01-04-2013, 05:52 PM

but my friends all tell me I am going to hell. Just sayin

Are you sure it's going to hell .. or go to hell? :behindsofa:

jocko

01-04-2013, 06:02 PM

actually been told both, alot of the second thing though.

Barth

01-04-2013, 06:25 PM

I've got a co worker / friend that's going.
He's masquerading as some company owners marketing guy.
Don't know what It might be like with a potential weapon ban looming?

Barth

01-05-2013, 06:42 AM

Can't sleep, watching the Rifleman and waiting for the range to open.
My NIB and freshly oiled Bulgarian "Krinkov" style SLR-106U pistol is ready to rock.
I guess it's really an AK-74 not AK-47?
It's not 922 compliant and doesn't have to be?
Looks like I lucked out getting a AK in 5.56/.223?
The options with ammo selection is Sweet.
This whole imported gun thingy is complicated.
And likely to get a lot more so in this new year!

It does look like the AKs are already starting to restock.
ARs re-stocking, at least on a limited basis, seems not far behind.
I'm tempted to buy something else too.
But think this baby will be enough to scratch that high cap itch.

That ATM Automag III 30 cal beside me at the range the other day really
rekindled a want to have a rifle caliber pistol I've had for years.
Obummer forced my hand.
But I can't say I'm real mad about this latest unplanned purchase.
Didn't realize the level of quality, and beautiful simplicity, of these high end AKs.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!
Mine being good is pretty much a forgone conclusion.

http://www.arsenalinc.com/usa/imgs/articles/krinkov.pdf

OldLincoln

01-05-2013, 03:22 PM

jocko

01-05-2013, 04:09 PM

wow isn;'t that fuzzy math... looks like 44th in my books. course what do I now.

Barth

01-05-2013, 04:13 PM

Obama Ranked Fourth Best President Ever...

I was just reading that after less than 4 years,
Obama has been rated the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first,

15 presidents tied for second,

and 18 other presidents tied for third.

Obama came in fourth.

Didn't he win the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize too?
Really?
I was always told the winner writes History.
And that view of things is suspect at best.

Clinton was my vote for Worst President of Modern Times.
But Obummer has easily taken that the dubious title.

MW surveyor

01-05-2013, 04:56 PM

Clinton was my vote for Worst President of Modern Times.
But Obummer has easily taken that the dubious title.

What, you don't remember Jimmy Carter and mortgage loans going at the incredible rate at about 11 to 18%? What about giving away the Panama Canal?

jocko

01-05-2013, 04:56 PM

naw, Jimmy peanut brain carter ws the worse,ur just jealous that ol slick willy beat u to Monica. Just sayin

mr surveyor

01-05-2013, 05:14 PM

I still give credit to jimminy the cricket carter for signing the legislation (1976) to make home brewing legal. And I don't think brother billy bob carter even had a desire to home brew.

other than that, carter was and still is a national disaster.

and, at best, clinton gave us a bit of entertainment which I could have lived without.

no comment on the current "situation"

mr surveyor

01-05-2013, 05:15 PM

see.... I can say nice things

jocko

01-05-2013, 05:40 PM

i wouyld sure hate t think my legacy was I PASSED LEGISLATION TO HOME BREW. Just sayin. He was a twit brain, that just like obummer people voted for that twitt because he was a decent and honest man, who he was but he couldnot find his way out of a one way tunnel.

HJe should have stuck to home building.

mr surveyor

01-05-2013, 06:00 PM

but...but.... Jocko.... I'm trying to be positive, and say nice things. Happy thoughts. Unicorns and dancing fairies (the real teensy weensie happy ones).

Besides, I took up home brewing myself in 1995, but gave it up when the wonderful ethanol regulation came about driving up the cost of barley and wheat when the farmers found they could grow government subsidized inedible corn crops and make more money than growing food crops.

See.... I'm still being nice. Even though my work truck is in the shop to repair damage from the wonderful ethanol in my gasoline, I'm going to be nice. Credit card debt... no problem. I'm not quite 60 yet, so there's still plenty of time to take care of a little debt.

Oh.... I'm trying to be positive.

O.K. .... I'm POSITIVE.... we're getting skrewed

Barth

01-05-2013, 06:07 PM

What, you don't remember Jimmy Carter and mortgage loans going at the incredible rate at about 11 to 18%? What about giving away the Panama Canal?

Yes I do.

Jimmy Carter has been holding at position three on my Worst President of Modern Times list.

1) Obummer
2) Slick Willie
3) Mr Peanut
http://sandpiper.smugmug.com/photos/1192832551_4ZfCp-M.jpg

jocko

01-05-2013, 06:39 PM

IMO slick willie did move towards the middle aftrer his second term. I also think bummer has lost some of his fight now that he is assured 4 more years. He really didn't get much of a tax increase n the weatlhy.He campainged heavily on the 200K thing and ended up at 400K and the payrll tax which I always felt was a farce now at leat has come back and bit ALL wiht a tax increase which he again promied he would not raise taxes a dime under 200K. He just lied and siad what people wanted tohear. The consumate politician I gess, He realy could give a fokk about this cuntry. Hell he robo signed the fiscal fliff bill, heis fokking around in Hawaii on our money whicle the cuntry goes 50 thosand dollars a SECOND in debt. hello greece.

nO SENSE IN ANYONE GOING OVER SEAS TO VISIT GREECE, GIVE IT A YEAR OR SO AND greece WILL COME HERE..

GROTMAN

01-05-2013, 08:34 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fVxNC2.jpg (http://uberhumor.com/cool-tattoo-bro)

wyntrout

01-05-2013, 08:48 PM

Well... that's over the top! you guys forget the Peanut Man went to North Korea and did some negotiating... where those wackos got a nuclear power plant!!

I sure remember 18% home mortgages... I had 7%, but my base Credit Union unsecured loan was at 25%! Remember the gas lines and 55mph national speed limit that started under Carter... plus, he killed the B1 program and I didn't get to fly in that aircraft... rather the old B52's which we'll be using into the 40's... about 100 years!! At least I was older than the danged airplanes I flew in!

Wynn:)

wyntrout

01-05-2013, 09:30 PM

O.M.G!!! I'm watching Revenge of the Creature... sequel to The Creature From the Black Lagoon. I just saw a scene and recognized a voice! I kind of remember seeing somewhere that Clint Eastwood's first movie was ROTC! Dang! I saw these movies as they came out. This one is from 1955 and I was only 8 or so! The first was the scariest thing that I had ever seen... and in a drive-in, I believe!

yep! Just checked and it WAS Clint's first movie, though he wasn't credited:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/

Wynn:)

OldLincoln

01-05-2013, 10:13 PM

mr surveyor

01-05-2013, 10:33 PM

see... there ya go.... even jimminy cricket carter was entertaining. just look at the pleasant memories.

still being positive.... thinking purple unicorns and pink ponies....

..... must be the cheap tequila

wyntrout

01-05-2013, 10:54 PM

Revenge of the Creature... nearing the end. He's loose in Jacksonville! :eek:

I didn't remember that part!

Wynn:D

OldLincoln

01-06-2013, 11:26 AM

We've all obviously have too much time on our collective hands. :)

jocko

01-06-2013, 11:42 AM

Carter... Carter.... lets see, yeah he was the guy who believed that to lust after your wife is a sin. Funny that's what popped into my mid reading about him. I also remember my wife and I got a big kick out of that and she said I better lust after HER if I know what's good for me!

think J. carter ate to many peanuts while still in the shell. A fokking idiot if there ever was one and a presidkent that today yet, gets zero credit or is ever asked anything other than should I put a back porch on this house and what size nails should I use... I could also understnad why his comment about lusting after ur wife is a sin. Have any of u seen Rosalyn Carter back then??? Just sayin

Tinman507

01-09-2013, 07:14 AM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/254640_10151278684642740_1595488558_n.jpg

Barth

01-09-2013, 11:40 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/09/nebraska-wendy-franchisee-slashes-worker-hours-to-sidestep-obamacare/?intcmp=trending
http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/travel/0/371/WendysNewLogo.jpg

A Nebraska Wendy's franchise is slashing employee hours so the owners do not have to pay for health benefits for their workers under ObamaCare's requirements.
WOWT reports about 100 workers in non-management positions at 11 Omaha-area Wendy's will have their hours cut to 28 a week.
Gary Burdette, Vice President of Operations for the local franchise,
tells the station that his restaurants cannot afford to pay for health coverage for all their employees under the new Affordable Health Care Act.
President Obama's health care overhaul requires employers to offer health insurance to employees working 32-38 hours a week.
Wendy's worker T.J. Growbeck says the reduction in hours will have a big effect on him and many of his coworkers.
“I'm hoping that I can get some sort of promotion because then I would get my hours, but everybody is shooting for that because of the hours being cut,”

MW surveyor

01-09-2013, 01:00 PM

So, nobody saw this coming?

I think that they did and just decided to "play dumb".

getsome

01-09-2013, 01:08 PM

We went to an Olive Garden restaurant last Sunday after Church for lunch and noticed the line and wait time seemed longer than usual...I went into the restaurant to use he restroom and I saw that half of the restaurant tables were empty...On my way out I passed the manager and asked what was up...He said they had laid off all their full time help and were strictly part time now and they didn't have enough wait staff to open up all the available tables...I asked him was this due to Obama Care? He got a funny look on his face and shook his head yes....

I found out later that Darden Group Inc. that ownes the Olive Garden brand along with LongHorn steakhouse and other similar restaurants across America have decided the only way they can stay in business is to cut staff and go with part time help without benefits or health care so this is the future folks, long lines, long waits and bad service.....Thanks Barry, way to go!!!

jocko

01-09-2013, 02:55 PM

the closed our longhorn steakhouse this past month. They also own Red Lobster to andthey are going art time with them also..

Tinman507

01-10-2013, 05:17 AM

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."

The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

rjt123

01-10-2013, 10:52 AM

I found out later that Darden Group Inc. that ownes the Olive Garden brand along with LongHorn steakhouse and other similar restaurants across America have decided the only way they can stay in business is to cut staff and go with part time help without benefits or health care so this is the future folks, long lines, long waits and bad service.....Thanks Barry, way to go!!!

Yup. Happens every time the Liberal fantasy world collides with economic reality. Look for a move from these rocket scientists to outlaw part-time hours as a way to "fix" the problem.

JFootin

01-10-2013, 11:22 AM

Yup. Happens every time the Liberal fantasy world collides with economic reality. Look for a move from these rocket scientists to outlaw part-time hours as a way to "fix" the problem.

Oh, they will use this as an excuse to expand unionization to every workplace. And, of course, card check will have to be in place so there is no way to fight the unions. :32:

getsome

01-10-2013, 12:43 PM

As I understand the clause in Obama Care (but who really understands this mess of a new tax) they do have a limit for how many part time employees a business can have before they are required by Federal Law to cover those employees under Obummer Care.....

I may be wrong so feel free to correct me if I am but I have heard the maximum number of full time people a small business can have is 39, 40 being the cut off requiring health care to be provided and for part time it is double that number so you can have 79 part timers working even is that isn't near enough to do the job correctly, within budget and on time but if you add 1 to make it 80 then it's Da Da Da DUM!!!! Obama Time...

This is just going to KILL any service oriented business growth in so many different kinds small businesses that are already struggling just to stay afloat in Obamas stagnant, teetering on a second recession economy that he has no idea how to correct....This is what happens when you put a community organizer with no business experience what so ever or even having had to at least once work for a living to support himself and make him KING and CEO over American Free Enterprise....:mad:

OldLincoln

01-10-2013, 01:44 PM

Maybe the restaurant can subdivide eating rooms and lease them to another legal franchise of the same company and sub-contract the kitchen and all other common services. They could put a large sign in their window, "Screw Obama Care - Eat Here!"

MW surveyor

01-10-2013, 05:48 PM

to some of you younger (married) members.

About 1 month ago, one of the bathroom faucets developed an un-fixable leak. The copper tube had developed a pin hole that I didn't want to try to solder up or epoxy. The damn thing was only 35 years old.

So I tell the wife that I am going to buy two faucets for that bathroom. Even I know they should match when they are on the same vanity top.

To make a long story short.............I have replaced a total of six bath faucets, five bathroom lights, repainted two bathrooms (with the third still to go), in the process of replacing two tub/shower faucets, which means I've got to breakout existing tile as there is no access to the back of the faucets, then retile and will put in a new floor in one of the three bathrooms. Of course, since all of the stuff in the house is old, nothing comes apart the way it is supposed to. Gotta do some serious dismantling.

So what's the lesson............................................ .

Keep your mouth closed and let the dam thing leak. Either that or, heck I don't know.

Tinman507

01-10-2013, 05:59 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/duct+tape.+tags+say+all_5368a3_3941242.jpg

Bawanna

01-10-2013, 06:19 PM

Bathrooms, easily the smallest but most expensive part of any home. Right next to kitchens.

JFootin

01-11-2013, 02:43 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Smilies/44660d1357662617-benders-what-pictu.jpg

Barth

01-11-2013, 03:47 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Smilies/44660d1357662617-benders-what-pictu.jpg

I thought he loved pancakes?
http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tiger-woods-mistresses.jpg

Tinman507

01-11-2013, 04:54 PM

no, he's a Twinkie junkie

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BzhmMCN1J6TKlyUc58uRAQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MTAxMjtjcj0xO2N3PTE4MDA7ZHg9MD tkeT0wO2ZpPXVsY3JvcDtoPTM1NTtxPTg1O3c9NjMw/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/30a09f3f4dc41320210f6a7067005d73.jpg

Tinman507

01-11-2013, 06:01 PM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/23726_10151282945792740_1544299025_n.jpg

Barth

01-11-2013, 06:13 PM

It's the apparent entire complete lack of common sense
that makes any meaningful debate about gun control impossible.

No interest in facts, history, effectiveness, ability to enforce.
And worst of all zero responsibility and accountability for the clear failures of the past.

As I watch sham T.V. debates of these topics I'm appalled.
A large portion of our population seems effectively brainwashed.
http://www.sheeplepeople.com/images/brain-washed-america.gif

jeepster09

01-12-2013, 01:31 PM

Hillary Clinton's concussion
A reporter asks Bill Clinton, "How's Hillary's head?"

He replies, "Well.........she's no Monica."

OldLincoln

01-12-2013, 02:26 PM

The Afghani quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. “You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

wyntrout

01-12-2013, 03:19 PM

Ha! Ha! I thought you were going to make some use of the fact he was throwing a pigskin around... an unclean animal to Muslims.

Wynn:D

wyntrout

01-12-2013, 05:18 PM

I just ran across a relevant cartoon:

http://assets.amuniversal.com/46b2bde038e401300b99001dd8b71c47

Wynn:D

wyntrout

01-12-2013, 05:25 PM

And on a more serious note:

http://www.nagr.org/images/gethats.jpg

1 Hat = $15.00 Donation
2 Hats = $28.00 Donation
3 Hats = $40.00 Donation
4 Hats = $50.00 Donation
5 Hats = $55.00 Donation

http://www.nagr.org/getbaseballhats.aspx?roi=echo3-14223534206-10953206-46f71464e24569a43e3750ffb1badefe&pid=ws9

DeaconKC

01-12-2013, 06:08 PM

Old Lincoln, I grew up in that neighborhood! My wife and I both loved your story.

JFootin

01-13-2013, 03:34 PM

Bawanna

01-13-2013, 03:40 PM

It definitely was an edge of your seat game for sure. My son was on cloud 9, when the Seahawks came back, then down the septic tank when the Falcons made the kick.

I'm not a big football fan but watched the last few. It was a great game even though we lost.

GROTMAN

01-13-2013, 05:11 PM

Back up in case all my guns are banned.. :p

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w145/pistolpete837/155875_368700546559688_1891774756_n_zps5bf499ae.pn g

OldLincoln

01-13-2013, 06:04 PM

That's about it. They are beginning to ban air rifles now. Cross bows already gone, guess slingshots won't last too much longer.

Tinman507

01-13-2013, 06:27 PM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/217892_10151286661122740_1610652766_n.jpg

jocko

01-13-2013, 06:40 PM

The NFL playoffs this year have been some of the most exiting games I have ever watched! Seahawks came back from being shut out 27 - 0 in the 1st half to leading by 1 with 31 seconds remaining. Then, the Falcons win with a field goal. Yesterday, the Ravens eeked it out over the Broncos in double overtime. Rooky quarterbacks shining like stars! Some really great ones starting their careers off right! Great stuff! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

beat themselves. Flacco played a great game. Manning alyed to conservative. They have no real runningoffense but kept trying to go through the middle of the line all damn day and u ain't gonna run against aht defensive linebacker of the ravens.What didhe have 13 or more tackles but they just kep trying.

And that last raven hail merry pass, WTF, Denver knew he was gonna pass it, they only ruyshed 3 men and yet they still didn't give down field coverage. They deserved to loose. New England will clean the ravens plow if they meet. Seattle did the same fokking thing. they played defensive football at the end instead of playing what got them there. they deserved to loose also. NOt sur ethe bst two teams won in either game either but it is what it is. I think Flacco made Manning look bad in this one particular game..

Barth

01-13-2013, 06:50 PM

I bought 10 more 30 round mags yesterday!

I feel better already.
http://www.rrcfirearms.com/prod_images_blowup/556-ak-1.jpg

wyntrout

01-13-2013, 07:05 PM

Yep, better get'em while you can!!

Wynn:D

OldLincoln

01-13-2013, 10:40 PM

Barth, let me guess.... They come preloaded and you shoot them until they are empty then just toss them, right?

Barth

01-14-2013, 03:27 AM

Barth, let me guess.... They come preloaded and you shoot them until they are empty then just toss them, right?

All 23 of my 30 round waffle magazines are one time use only.
And come peloaded with lead free, environmentally safe, blanks.

Shoot once and discard - that's the ticket.
These things are only good for reenacting episodes of the A-Team.
http://www.fjcruiserforums.com/forums/attachments/guns-firearms-discussion/59611d1342495241-mini-14-mini-30-mini14ateam.jpg
http://www.americanrifleman.org/Webcontent/gallery/107/2042TheATeam.jpg

Tinman507

01-14-2013, 07:45 AM

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9471_326076260842095_2032215572_n.jpg

Dewalts answer to home protection that doesn't require a registration or license. This nail gun can shoot a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards and incase of a home invasion well you can NAIL THEIR ASS to the wall. Im not saying it wont kill the perp but they wont get away. You can also help build a friends fence 2 blocks away while sitting in your front lawn. This is truly how you adapt and overcome so Thanks Dewalt

MW surveyor

01-14-2013, 08:54 AM

Barth, you've gotta tone down the size of your photos! I've got a 24" monitor and your photo of the magazine still stretches off my screen!

Barth

01-14-2013, 09:03 AM

Barth, you've gotta tone down the size of your photos! I've got a 24" monitor and your photo of the magazine still stretches off my screen!

Here you go...
http://www.rrcfirearms.com/prod_images_small/556-ak-1.jpg

I've just got a low end laptop running chrome as the browser.
It must re-size automatically for the screen as my images look fine to me?
What's the size of the largest image you can display?

Tinman507

01-14-2013, 09:35 AM

This one is a classic!!!!! I'll BET YOU A $100 to a nickel he never noticed what the positions of the aircraft were spelling....until one of his aides told him. Way to go Brits; love it.

In case Obama didn't understand how the Brits felt when he sent the bust of Churchill back to England, a gift from the English during the Bush administration, these pilots have not forgotten Obama's disrespect for Americas friend and ally.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK REALLY CLOSE BUT IT SPELLS OUT 2 WORDS. ENJOY the Brits humor on Obama's last visit. They will never forget nor forgive! The Brits may be prim and proper but they still get their point across. Harrier jets' fly past (fly-bys) over Downing Street in an air show salute to Obama.

It's good to see the RAF have a sense of humor. Look at it from an angle or lean back in your chair, and squint; squinting works best.

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/harriers_zps4a5db268.jpg

Barth

01-14-2013, 09:39 AM

MW surveyor

01-14-2013, 09:47 AM

Here you go...
http://www.rrcfirearms.com/prod_images_small/556-ak-1.jpg

I've just got a low end laptop running chrome as the browser.
It must re-size automatically for the screen as my images look fine to me?
What's the size of the largest image you can display?

How the heck do I know? I just use the damn computer :D

Tinman507

01-14-2013, 10:03 AM

Here's the biggest one I can display. It's the Milky Way

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2008/01/MILKYWAY.jpg

Barth

01-14-2013, 11:08 AM

Here's the biggest one I can display. It's the Milky Way

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2008/01/MILKYWAY.jpg

WOW,
That's only - 576 × 396 (Same size), 71KB.
Yikes that's small!

Most everything I post is bigger than that?
I'll try to keep the size down, but that's really restrictive.
I usually try to keep things around 800 X ??? when those sizes are available...
This is Size: 780 × 485
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561169_10150701096003349_1710118238_n.jpg

wyntrout

01-14-2013, 11:14 AM

I've found that size is relative to distance. My 7" tablet looks as big as my 58" plasma TV up on the wall about 11 feet away!

I use Firefox and have a 24" monitor. I use my glasses a lot and scoot closer, too!

Wynn:D

OldLincoln

01-14-2013, 11:51 AM

Well it looks plenty big on my 2x2 phone screen! Just kidding, I tried that once and killed it. The 800 size is what I normally use, at least on my own pics. I've taken to linking pics from other sites and don't have the opportunity to resize them.

MW surveyor

01-14-2013, 01:45 PM

Here's some gun ban logic for you.

OldLincoln

01-14-2013, 03:45 PM

Did y'all hear about the new city to be built in Western Idaho? It's called Citadel (http://www.iiicitadel.com/) complete with walls and defensive turrets, schools, etc. Gun ownership is a requirement and applicants must be interviewed for compatibility with Jeffersonian ideals. They will hold up to 6,000 families although the artist concept isn't anywhere near that many.

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx269/OldLincoln/Misc/citadel-1.jpg

Barth

01-14-2013, 04:04 PM

I think they are missing an ammo factory and ammo depot?
Also a fuel depot would be nice.

Bawanna

01-14-2013, 04:08 PM

Maybe that's included in the Arms Factory area?

I love the concept but 6,000 families? Way too much crowded for me.

I'd say same concept, same drawing and uh, lets see 10 to 12 families?

Bawanna

01-14-2013, 04:09 PM

Here's some gun ban logic for you.

I could profile that but why bother, most of us could. Bottom line is birth control didn't work.

wyntrout

01-14-2013, 04:20 PM

Windmills for wells and power and a solar electric plant... along with water treatment and food production... growing, canning, etc!

Wynn:)

OldLincoln

01-14-2013, 04:25 PM

Yup, Taken right out of the Ashes books. Common sense required and nonsense has consequences.

Bawanna

01-14-2013, 04:28 PM

Long live Ben Raines! Old Lincoln, I got you and the missus penciled in to my new community. I call it mine but it will be for, of and by the people the way it used to be.

Gonna oil up the Thompson tonight.

Barth

01-14-2013, 05:34 PM

Obummer may actually let AW/high cap mag bans go though Congress?
It must be some kind of trick.
I should feel relieved. But I don't.
What else does this mad man have up his sleeve?
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/4414e9b910.jpg

jeepster09

01-15-2013, 08:02 AM

Ok so I have a problem and need some advice.
I have suspected for a while now that my old wife has been cheating on me!
The phone will ring and if I answer I either get hung up on or it's a telemarketer. My wife has a full time job and she has been "going out with the girls" a lot lately. And when I ask who with, she says, oh just some girls in the office you don't know them.

She carpools to work here in Houston so she usually gets dropped off at the house. But I stay awake watching and she always comes walking up from down the street!
I have not called her out of this, I think deep inside I am scared to know the truth so I saw nothing.

Well last night she went "out with the Girls" again so I parked the Ultra limited in the driveway where I could see both ways down the street and I hid behind the bike and watched down the street to see who dropped her off!
It was at this moment, crouching behind the bike, that I noticed that the Primary cover was leaking a little oil!
Is this something I should be worried about or should I pull the cover and replace the gasket?

JFootin

01-15-2013, 09:08 AM

Keeping your priorities strait there, Jeepster! LOL! :D

MW surveyor

01-15-2013, 09:33 AM

Fix the oil leak. You'll get a better price for the bike! :)

wyntrout

01-15-2013, 11:35 AM

I will post this and run... I have many errands, but this is just a sample of what's possible. This is a video that is well worth watching. Think about all you say on the Internet!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/F7pYHN9iC9I?rel=0

Later!

Wynn:)

OldLincoln

01-15-2013, 12:10 PM

Thanks for the reminder Wynn.

wyntrout

01-15-2013, 05:47 PM

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/428266_460963633950978_1936447201_n.jpg

From Larry the Cable Guy:

"THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE!
(THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!)

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
GET 'ER DONE"

That sounds good to me!

Wynn:D

MikeyKahr

01-16-2013, 05:30 AM

Larry is a genius. I think he should run for office. I'd get a kick out of watching his speeches and interactions with politicians.

jeepster09

01-17-2013, 05:44 PM

I need help for a friend...

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help.

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would
help him get an erection.

When he came back he handed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?

jocko

01-17-2013, 06:45 PM

damn jeepster that is a great one...

Armybrat

01-17-2013, 08:39 PM

lol @ Jeepster

I miss my PM9...

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w349/ScoPro/Armybrat%20Album1/Guns051.jpg

MW surveyor

01-18-2013, 09:00 AM

Ground hog day

In this New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a groundhog...

wyntrout

01-18-2013, 09:04 AM

Ye...p!

Wynn:)

Tinman507

01-18-2013, 09:04 AM

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/justsu/rimshot.gif

wyntrout

01-18-2013, 09:10 AM

I got up early today to listen to Neil Boortz's last show... Boortz Happy Ending.

http://www.boortz.com/s/happyending/

He's retiring and going to tour a bit with his RV bus. The Great Ruler's re-election helped him make that decision. Herman Cain is going to take his place.

Anybody who mentions the "The Great Destroyer" will be cut off today!

I'll sure miss him, but hopefully, he'll guest sometimes on air or the boob toob.

Wynn:)

OldLincoln

01-18-2013, 02:25 PM

Gotta serious question for you. Everybody says not to shoot reloads unless you do them yourself. Others may say unless you know the person really well. I have an excess of 9mm loaded with a mild range load and have not has any problems with them through thousands of loads to date. I want to thin them out to make room for more of the .45's I'm loading and may even go away from the 9mm altogether. What are your thoughts on my selling existing reloads to people I don't know?

Bawanna

01-18-2013, 02:32 PM

To me it's their call not yours. Some would say your opening yourself up if anything bad happens and someone is injured. And you probably are, I don't usually spend a lot of time dwelling on J Noble Dagget lawyer type stuff.

If I had a 9 and was looking for reloads I'd buy some if that means anything. That being said it would be in violation of my own mantra, never shoot anyone elses reloads.

I tell people that usually followed by offering some of my reloads to help get them started.

I think I might be a gosh darn hipocrite.

getsome

01-18-2013, 02:41 PM

Put them in a coffee can and stash them in the back of your closet to use for currency when the SHTF...At that time the buyer will be glad to trade you something of equal value for them and they won't be sue you cause hopefully all the Lawyers and Courts won't be around anymore....(Not talkin about you O'Dell)...:p

MW surveyor

01-18-2013, 02:48 PM

OL - To tell you the truth, I'd be very cautious about selling any reloaded ammo to people that I don't know. If the least little thing happens to the person shooting the reloaded ammo, you can bet that there may be a lawyer and law suit waiting the the wings.

How many is an "excess"? I think that too many is better than not enough.

wyntrout

01-18-2013, 04:11 PM

I just went to our largest gun store... Shooters... usually very nice prices and discounts with lots of STUFF. Today they still had lots of GUNS, but no popular ammo other than real odds and ends... like a limit of two boxes of the only 5.56... frangible range ammo at 20 for $18 or so... not sure about the price. Only one kind of 9mm left ... Federal JHP at $35 a box. I heard that the range where I shoot wasn't selling any of their range ammo unless you wanted to shoot it there.

They had plenty of guns... pistols were reasonable, but out of Glock 19... let alone compensated ones. I looked at a compensated 23, since this was "for my wife" I thought better of that. It was $619.99 with two regular-capacity mags... not bad.

There weren't any .22's with threaded barrels... wanted to see what they had in the Ruger pistols. I asked about the lowest-priced 7.62 NATO semi-auto... anything around $1,000. He laughed... another guy next to me asked what was the cheapest one... he said the one that used to sell for about $1,500 was now $3,500! THAT's why they guns left. The "assault" rifles are precious!

I know that it will be a madhouse at the gun show tomorrow, but I'll go look around. I'll take the "hurricane fund" again, but don't expect to spend it unless I find a "deal". I'm feeling pretty good about my splurge on ammo this last few months now.

I would advise holding on to ALL of the ammo you currently have. You might need it or be able to get something else that someone wants to barter. Bullets will be a medium of exchange and command VERY HIGH prices already. If you can FIND stuff in stock, buy what you need and can afford... hell, go into debt if you can get what you want!

I had to really look around online to find ammo, and I nailed what I could. I got my last order from Underwood in 3 days... order to received! I went with what they had in stock.

Wynn:)

jocko

01-18-2013, 04:38 PM

probably no good deals at any gun show, they know ur there cause u can't find crap at the local stores any mre. It willbe a seller market. Many willgo home with nuttin. gonna take sometime for the pipe line to fillup. maybe a good year until this gun issue is put to bed also.

So instead of going to the range to bang things just stay homne and bang the ol lady or the next door neighbor or ur girl fried. Just sayin

wyntrout

01-18-2013, 04:45 PM

GROTMAN

01-18-2013, 06:08 PM

Where our tax dollars are going :D:mad:
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up).

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. hilarious:

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise. http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/scratchhead.gif

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized. http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1). http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/grin.gif

THESE PEOPLE VOTE AND ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/draw.gif
-Thomas Jefferson

kahrseye

01-19-2013, 09:45 AM

Laugh for the day:

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.

They shook hands.

As they talked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, . . .
"That's because it takes place in the future..."

wyntrout

01-19-2013, 09:48 AM

Good one!

Wynn:D

Tinman507

01-19-2013, 06:02 PM

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a “home”.
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
====================================
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/304135_419301694818734_1847648948_n.jpg

Barth

01-19-2013, 06:11 PM

I still have that Underwood +P 230-gr .45 to try out... with my PM45 and the XD45. The SA Champion is my safe queen. I need to try the Underwood +P 90-gr GD's, too... in two P380's. I want to know that stuff works. The latter did for Ljutic in his test, and I have plenty of other stuff that I know works in mine.

I might want to switch to the +P .45 and want to make sure it shoots to the general vicinity of where I'm pointing and jerking... and functions!

I'm glad that I checked out the gun store, though. Now I have an idea of what's available online and locally, before going into the GS, so I CAN make a decision on stuff there. I'm sure not expecting to find anyone selling any GOOD DEALS for me, though!:rolleyes:

Wynn:D

You'll have to let us know how that works out.
My classic Sig P220 is not +P rated.
I tried some anyway and it kicks harder for sure.
Plus it's such a fine gun I don't like beating it up like that.

The HK45C is an entirely different story.
That Bad Boy is +P rated.
And the HK recoil reduction really does work.
It's very controllable with +P ammo.
I'm running Winchester Ranger T-Series 230 gr +P.
They are advertised at 990 fps from a 5".
Due in part to Polygonal rifling, my 3.9" gun still gets ~930 fps.

JFootin

01-19-2013, 07:34 PM

An English language expert examines the Second Amendment.

The Unabridged Second Amendment (http://www.firearmsandliberty.com/unabridged.2nd.html)

OldLincoln

01-19-2013, 09:18 PM

True Story:

Friday, my wife's niece took her daughter for a flu shot at a free clinic because their doctor had run out. After waiting over an hour in line, they were turned away because they have medical insurance. It is ironic that shots paid for out of taxes are given for free to those who do not pay taxes but refused for those who do.

GROTMAN

01-20-2013, 05:07 PM

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee424/imthinkinrbs/762FC7DF-EF56-4EA4-9947-F54F8FB5D653-382-0000009CFE53EAD6.jpg

OldLincoln

01-23-2013, 08:49 PM

Came across this in another forum - sorry if it's old:
Who Am I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rrjU-HBkmLE)

yqtszhj

01-25-2013, 07:49 AM

Now this is funny to me ...

JFootin

01-25-2013, 04:03 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Smilies/46022d1359089319-post-your-funny-pi.jpg

jocko

01-25-2013, 04:18 PM

Now this is funny to me ...

better place for a fly to take a good royal sh!t. Just sayin:amflag::amflag:

Bawanna

01-25-2013, 04:21 PM

Oh! It's a fly, I thought it was the manager of our local 7-11. Didn't make the connection.

wyntrout

01-25-2013, 04:26 PM

Flies are attracted to $h!t!!

Wynn:D

mr surveyor

01-25-2013, 04:28 PM

whatcha want to bet that fly ended up pukin' it's guts out and died an unnatural death 5 minutes later

jocko

01-25-2013, 04:33 PM

Oh! It's a fly, I thought it was the manager of our local 7-11. Didn't make the connection.

we call um "scratch offs" Just sayin:behindsofa:

If u wanna really piss um off, pay them with your left hand. They hate that with a passion. Indian customs is the left hand is a dirty hand and never to be used to eat with either. I being a lefty anyhow have been known before to eat a fokking donute righ in front of one of them scratch offs in a 7-11. Trust me they do not like it...:Amflag2:

Barth

01-25-2013, 04:45 PM

Just got UPS tracking number. My baby is coming Home!
Scheduled Delivery: 01-February-2013
http://cdn2.armslist.com/sites/armslist/uploads/posts/2012/06/05/423327_02_arsenal_slr_106u_ak_pistol_new_640.jpg

wyntrout

01-25-2013, 05:16 PM

wyntrout

01-25-2013, 05:19 PM

Barth

01-25-2013, 05:23 PM

Oh! I forgot... nice pistol for CCW, Barth! Got a sling made up yet for that?

I shoulda gotten something like that in a rifle with and under-folding stock! And two-dozen 30-round mags! Before the price doubled or more, though!:rolleyes:

Wynn:D

I have two slings.
One original Bulgarian green, and a black one too.
http://www.impactguns.com/Data/Default/Images/uploads/darin_picures/Arsenal/akkit106u.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c199/luckylotustattoo/106U.jpg

wyntrout

01-25-2013, 05:26 PM

If you're really feeling threatened, that can hide nicely under a loose coat.

Wynn:D

GROTMAN

01-25-2013, 05:28 PM

In the Arab world, the left hand has one purpose... and it's not to eat with at the table. That's why they whack off the right hand on thieves... then they're outcasts and not welcome at the communal tables. You can use your left hand to pick up cinder blocls to drop on the head of teenaged girls accused of being too western... or rape-inspiring whores... instead of rape-victims!

Peace be with you indeed!

Wynn:)
Shows how ignorant the Arabs are. In the medical community it's a well known fact that the right side of your brain controls the the left side of your body and vice versa. That means it's only us left handers that are truly in our right minds !! Course that means I'm only half in my right mind because I write left handed and do everything else right handed.:eek:

Barth

01-25-2013, 05:31 PM

If you're really feeling threatened, that can hide nicely under a loose coat.

Wynn:D

It's only 19.5" overall length and weights 5.5 lbs.
Has a 10.5" 1:7 chrome lined barrel.

I'm thinking of it more as a truck gun and home defense.
For close quarters urban combat, it's pretty sweet.

ltxi

01-25-2013, 06:10 PM

If you're really feeling threatened, that can hide nicely under a loose coat.

Wynn:D

So does my gov't 1911...and it takes seven round mags. :cool:

Barth

01-25-2013, 06:19 PM

So does my gov't 1911...and it takes seven round mags. :cool:

I still carry my HK45C... and it takes an eight round mag with twin HK45CT 10 round re-loads.
Plus I don't need a coat. In the tropics wearing a coat tends to stands out.
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo41/fa/bc/0951dcad5465__1351605817000.jpg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=falsehttps://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo38/06/92/3e22f40926bc__1351450345000.jpg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=false

ltxi

01-25-2013, 06:23 PM

Was just tongue in cheek New York sarcasm.

Bawanna

01-25-2013, 06:25 PM

New York is a joke, that's for sure. I'm good with a 1911 and happy to be on the opposite coast although they ain't a whole lot better in general.

Barth

01-25-2013, 06:29 PM

Was just tongue in cheek New York sarcasm.

I've never been to NY and have no interest in going.
My parents live in Kalifornia and I haven't traveled there in years.
Moved from there to live in a free zone in 1986.

:Amflag2:

OldLincoln

01-25-2013, 08:09 PM

I've been to NY City twice. Once in 1960 and went to the Latin Quarter, okay show, great dinner, and visited the Empire State Building. The second was in 1998 and visited the towers (quite a view from 110 stories up), rode a horse buggy through Central Park, saw a Broadway show and walked through Times Square at midnight.

I thought both visits were great but then again I didn't go outside the "safe zone". I think it's like Boston (been there also), there are some places that are highlights of the US and good to visit.

JFootin

01-26-2013, 07:46 AM

In the Arab world, the left hand has one purpose... and it's not to eat with at the table. That's why they whack off the right hand on thieves... then they're outcasts and not welcome at the communal tables. You can use your left hand to pick up cinder blocks to drop on the head of teenaged girls accused of being too western... or rape-inspiring whores... instead of rape-victims!

Peace be with you indeed!

Wynn:)

Shows how ignorant the Arabs are. In the medical community it's a well known fact that the right side of your brain controls the the left side of your body and vice versa. That means it's only us left handers that are truly in our right minds !! Course that means I'm only half in my right mind because I write left handed and do everything else right handed.:eek:

I'm a total lefty. So much so that I cannot close my left eye and keep the right open! No problem closing my right eye and taking aim with my pistols. I do everything with my left hand. Of course, I wash my hands after I visit the throne. Don't Indians use soap? So what is the problem?

yqtszhj

01-26-2013, 10:24 AM

wyntrout

01-26-2013, 11:20 AM

" Don't Indians use soap? So what is the problem?"

Soap and clean water... in places where water comes from cesspool rivers and questionable wells... yeah, right! And in the desert, water is for drinking... what little they have. If you haven't been to third world countries, you're lucky. We're used to clear, potable water coming out of a tap... on demand. I still distill what we drink and it keeps the coffeemakers clear of hard-water buildup. I started that when we lived in Caribou, Maine, and our well had too much fertilizer residue in it.

I don't even want to think about what they do with their left hand after its use... without soap and water!:rolleyes:

Wynn:D

Barth

01-26-2013, 12:30 PM

That's just nice. I like it better than the AR "pistol".

Thanks!
I like it too.
I've got a Hogue rubber hand grip and wood dark wood furniture for it.
But every-time I look at the 100% all original mil-spec Bulgarian AK74 -
she just looks perfect.

I'm thinking I'll just leaver her all original.
Just the way she was shipped from Arsenal AD (Bulgarian: Арсенал АД) Kazanlak, Bulgaria.
http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb377/doanbulgaria1976/photo_verybig_130878.jpg

yqtszhj

01-26-2013, 04:29 PM

Yep, all blacked out, perfect.

jeepster09

01-26-2013, 05:27 PM

Two old lawyers had been stranded on a desert island 30 years. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the old lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The old lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two old lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for years now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So ... Do you think we should... well... You know... Screw her?" "Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other old lawyer.

OldLincoln

01-26-2013, 05:42 PM

Wonder why the Arsenal Company chose Bart Simpson slurping a frosty drink through a straw as a logo. Seems a bit odd to me.... just sayin...

jocko

01-26-2013, 05:51 PM

thats a good one Jeepster. Isent thatto my daughter who is a bottom feeder. That outta be goodfor anutter month of not calling her dad..Just sayin

JFootin

01-27-2013, 12:44 PM

Ever watch 'Finding Bigfoot (http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/finding-bigfoot/326648)'? Why isn't this show called 'Never Finding Bigfoot'? Every show, there is the scene where the big guy named Bobo stands there looking dumb and then says "There's a squatch in these woods!" :001_huh: I think HE is the only squatch you're ever going to see on that show!

You know, there are a lot of shows that I believe are damaging to brain cells if you watch them, and this is one of them. I've been saying that for decades regarding pro wrestling, Jerry Springer and like shows. Although I used to enjoy watching Roller Derby! :D

JFootin

01-27-2013, 04:24 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/gv012413dAPR20130124034520.jpg

jeepster09

01-27-2013, 04:31 PM

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he
visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills
him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone - that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama
was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an
accident either!"
The teacher fainted :eek:

jeepster09

01-27-2013, 06:04 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

JFootin

01-28-2013, 07:41 PM

Computer problem in Florida / True story

Technical Support, how can I help you?

FEMALE CALLER: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

TECH SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.

Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was,

said what happened to it, ... this is what the technician found wrong.

Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...

And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/SnakeUpgrade.jpg

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/SnakeUpgrade2.jpg

The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'

... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!

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Computer Repair

Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller : Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!

Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really? ... I will send a picture.

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/MouseinPrinter.jpg

JFootin

01-28-2013, 07:50 PM

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/Bail-emOut.jpg

JFootin

01-28-2013, 08:00 PM

On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/BurlyBiker.jpg
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Armybrat

01-28-2013, 08:25 PM

lol

:D

jeepster09

01-28-2013, 09:20 PM

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their hand guns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissin ame. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated..38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns..how about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissin ame, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anotherr man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Point at you watch and say, 'times up'"?

jeepster09

01-28-2013, 09:43 PM

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, 'honey you were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you'. 'what do you mean?' asked his wife. 'well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers. I think i got most of them back in!"

GROTMAN

01-29-2013, 04:33 PM

Why Grandfather's are so popular

Why Grandfathers are different: Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. Not really, PaPa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/censored.gif, http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/censored.gif, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing democrat Obmama lover, blind bastard, dip http://www.ncgunowners.com/forum/images/smilies/poop.gif, Muslim camel humper or son of a ***** anywhere we went!" Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Barth

01-29-2013, 05:13 PM

Watching Escape from New York.
Seems somehow very relevant and appropriate right now.
http://www.eatsleeplivefilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1981-escape-from-new-york.jpgkgHZubM7M-I

Bawanna

01-29-2013, 05:56 PM

The state of Washington and the city of Seattle are having a gun buy back program. I heard thru sources yesterday that on the city buy back they ran into some unexpected surprises.

Seems some wise enterpreneurs set up in the very very long line to check out what folks were bringing in and purchased numerous firearms at no doubt very good prices. The city ran out of money after I believe it was 700 buys. The picture I saw was mostly rusty unsaveable junk.

Kind of sorry I didn't think of the idea myself. I do hate going to Seattle just about more than anything though.

The State has a lot more money, funded by Amazon. Don't know how that's working out other than they didn't get any of mine yet and so far the burglary stats aren't out yet. Last time they did it they went up quite high.

They are running serial numbers this time and found 4 stolen so far. I'm sure the owners will never hear about it though. That's a sad fact for sure.