Why I never messed around in parochial school

[Armybrat]

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[Tinman507]

That's Sister Charles Bronson on the right there. And I believe that's Mother Holy Ghost Ring there in the middle.

[Bawanna]

I've fear few things more than the sisters in my catechism years. The priest made us all tremble just in his presence but the sisters, they too were tough and had the rulers and weapons of pain infliction to go along with it.

Worse than a range officer thats high on hisself.

[downtownv]

They're the shotgun wedding party!

[Armybrat]

Sister Clotilla is second from right.

My knuckles still swell up just at the thought of St.Bernadette's Parochial in St.Louis (1954-57).

[GROTMAN]

A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

Finally, the cabbie says, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy about a nun performing oral sex on me."

"Well, first, you have to be single, and then you must also be Catholic."

The cab driver says, "Yes, I am single, and I'm Catholic, too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts weeping.

"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess -- I'm married and I'm Jewish."

"That's OK," says the nun. "My name is Stevie, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

[AIRret]

Sister Charles had a mean right and one time I saw her deck a guy in the Senior Class.

I'm not kidding! Those Dominican nuns were something.

[gulfwarvet]

sick joke... lol really sick :0

[JFootin]

sick joke... lol really sick :0

+1! :puke:

[muggsy]

I heard that it's ok to date a Nun occasionally, but don't get into the habit.