And these people vote and breed

[Tinman507]

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/image_zps309b1023.jpeg

[Bawanna]

I tried to contain it but I did not throw up a little bit in my mouth this time.

Thank goodness for trash cans in every cubicle.

[skiflydive]

No



way...
Sigh

[downtownv]

that's why Obama got re-elected

[Glock23]

:eek:

People like this are everywhere, unfortunately.

At least the editors of our local paper include a "note from the editor" to correct blatantly incorrect information or pure ignorance on behalf of the writer.

I will admit, though...it took me a minute to figure out what C-sections had to so with presidential qualifications. My brain just isn't wired to think with that level of ignorance!

[Bawanna]

All three of my kids were C Section. Does that mean they can't run for president unless they are from Kenya?

[Tinman507]

both of mine were C-section as well.
At least they're not Section 8

[MW surveyor]

If I tell my wife that the two girls are not natural born citizens, I'd get a slap upside the head.

Wonder what the murder rate is in Moorehead City?

Too bad they withheld the name of the writer. Maybe to protect them from getting an education in American History?

[Deano]

I find it hard to believe this is real. Even the libtards aren't this dumb.

[Bawanna]

I find it hard to believe this is real. Even the libtards aren't this dumb.

Yes they are, REALLY. I didn't realize this until just now.

[KoolBreeze]

All three of my kids were C Section. Does that mean they can't run for president unless they are from Kenya?

No, silly, they also have to be named Hussein. :amflag:

[Tinman507]

I find it hard to believe this is real. Even the libtards aren't this dumb.

check it out for yourself

http://www.carolinacoastonline.com/news_times/opinions/letters_to_editor/article_8065cdfa-6a1c-11e2-a753-001a4bcf887a.html

[muggsy]

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/image_zps309b1023.jpeg

I get the distinct impression that this was written by someone much like Muggsy. It was written tongue in cheek and heavy with sarcasm. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that it was written by one of those rascally republicans as a spoof on a very liberal newspaper. No one could actually believe what was written. I'm taking this as one for our side.

[les strat]

Sadly, there are people that think along these lines.. when they are able to think at all.

I have come to the conclusion that liberals are pretty much all idiots and don't have a clue about reality, history, and are miles away from anything that resembles reality.

[KoolBreeze]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, muggsy. As in if you take the 2nd Amendment literally, then why not take "natural" born literally too.

[yqtszhj]

All three of my kids were C Section. Does that mean they can't run for president unless they are from Kenya?

Darn, my kids were all C-section too.

Wait.... I got it!!!! I'm hillbilly and the wife is filipino so they can run as filibilly and familytree DNA says their momma distant Persian (actually I tell her she is part black.) They're bound to win.

After they get in they can sign an Exec Order giving AR-15's to every household w/ 1000 rounds of ammo. a case of .45 will head to Bawanna's house. Wonder if there is a parents suite at the white house for when I go visit????? And I'm gonna open carry while I'm there too! :amflag:

[yqtszhj]

I get the distinct impression that this was written by someone much like Muggsy. It was written tongue in cheek and heavy with sarcasm. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that it was written by one of those rascally republicans as a spoof on a very liberal newspaper. No one could actually believe what was written. I'm taking this as one for our side.

Actually I was thinking that Crabby wrote it.

[Bawanna]

Darn, my kids were all C-section too.

Wait.... I got it!!!! I'm hillbilly and the wife is filipino so they can run as filibilly and familytree DNA says their momma distant Persian (actually I tell her she is part black.) They're bound to win.

After they get in they can sign an Exec Order giving AR-15's to every household w/ 1000 rounds of ammo. a case of .45 will head to Bawanna's house. Wonder if there is a parents suite at the white house for when I go visit????? And I'm gonna open carry while I'm there too! :amflag:

You rock pal! You got it figured out perfectly. How long do I have to wait until the world is ok again. 2016? PLEASE...................

[Deano]

check it out for yourself

http://www.carolinacoastonline.com/news_times/opinions/letters_to_editor/article_8065cdfa-6a1c-11e2-a753-001a4bcf887a.html

If this is real, then our schools have failed us (big surprise).

[wyntrout]

The Progressive Libtards have been running the schools for a long time, indoctrinating the children in everything liberal and Socialist. Kids think that guns are bad and the Gub'mint is good. The Gub'mint will take care of us... much like Soylent Green! The Constitution is old and outdated... the Gub'mint know best for us!

Wynn:rolleyes:

[JFootin]

Muggsy, you might be right. But I do not find it hard to believe that this person is serious because I have seen too much of this level of dumbness from liberals. Even in Washigton. Remember the congressman who was worried about Guam capsizing?

You know, this person is from the general area where our beloved Deitrich lived. I would have loved to see his reply to this idiot! :D

[muggsy]

Sadly, there are people that think along these lines.. when they are able to think at all.

I have come to the conclusion that liberals are pretty much all idiots and don't have a clue about reality, history, and are miles away from anything that resembles reality.

My psychiatrist once told me that Liberalism is a form of insanity. :)

[muggsy]

I didn't know Dietrich well as he passed shortly after I came aboard. From what I've read of his posts he seemed like my kind of guy. I wish that I could have gotten to know him better. Life is much too short. May God bless and keep him.

[muggsy]

Actually I was thinking that Crabby wrote it.

I miss Crabby. He was fun to play with. Bawanna is one mean moderator. :)

[Tinman507]

Yeah, imagine banning that one. Must be difficult to sleep at night with that on your conscience.

[jlottmc]

I used to live near Morehead City (stationed as Cherry Point), and got married in the courthouse in Beaufort. Nice area, when the tourists aren't around. As for the content of the "letter" I don't know what to think about that. That area is about an hour or so from where our beloved Dietrich used to live.

[getsome]

Congressman Hank Johnson is from Georgia...Hard to believe idiots like him keep getting elected to represent anyone....He claims his statement about more military personnell causing the island of Guam to capsize was only a joke but I'm not so sure.....

[7shot]

WTF...you can't be president because your mother had c section? is this guy retarded?

[JFootin]

WTF...you can't be president because your mother had c section? is this guy retarded?

No offense to our right thinking sisters here on the forum, but I think this is a gal. One of those who have never in their life developed the ability to have a coherent thought about anything.

[Bawanna]

No offense to our right thinking sisters here on the forum, but I think this is a gal. One of those who have never in their life developed the ability to have a coherent thought about anything.

So in other words you think she's blonde, left handed and chews gum a lot.

There I said it, my cyber wives still love me for who I really am.

But here's the couch just in case.:behindsofa:

I told my supervisor I had some data for her the other day and she should spit out her gum. It went totally down hill from there.

[yqtszhj]

No offense to our right thinking sisters here on the forum, but I think this is a gal. One of those who have never in their life developed the ability to have a coherent thought about anything.

Actually I was thinking it was a GAY. No worry about reproduction (until Obummer fixes that too!):eek:

[Bawanna]

Actually I was thinking it was a GAY. No worry about reproduction (until Obummer fixes that too!):eek:

Excellent profile yatszhj, try to spell that really fast, yatszhj. Now try to remember it without looking.
That must be your real name, nobody could remember that for more than 14 seconds on any given day.

If I had to apply my profiling skills, I'd say your spot on. Puff the magic dragon for sure and I might add a fetish for womens undergarments as well sick as that may sound and not just to incorporate the usage of a flash bang holster neither.

[jlottmc]

Too many jokes head goin 'splody......

[yqtszhj]

Excellent profile yatszhj, try to spell that really fast, yatszhj. Now try to remember it without looking.
That must be your real name, nobody could remember that for more than 14 seconds on any given day.


It's the only login/user name I can remember and unless you know where it came from, not easily traceable. That way one day I can just disappear when, wait, I hear black helicopters. gotta go....... :cool:

[Bawanna]

It's the only login/user name I can remember and unless you know where it came from, not easily traceable. That way one day I can just disappear when, wait, I hear black helicopters. gotta go....... :cool:

OK, everyone, heads up. If anyone in a suit and tie that looks like a federally ask if you know yqtszhj say no habla. Never heard of it, what is a yqtszhj.

Don't move your lips and cover your hands on the keyboard the bastards can read lips and got them long range magnifiers that can see thru roofing material and insulation and peek at your missus in the shower. Galvanized corrugated metal in the attic over the shower helps prevent this.

Be safe.

[Tinman507]

As a recovering Lesbian, I can state categorically that the author is most assuredly not gay. She is a 23 year old single mom, cashier at the Bob's Big Boy and likes line dancing at the local C&W place.

[Bawanna]

You mess with my C & W music and hang outs and I'll drop you where you stand pilgrim. Fill your hand.

Sheesh what a rookie profiler.


Good luck on your recovery though.

[jlottmc]

Don't move your lips and cover your hands on the keyboard the bastards can read lips and got them long range magnifiers that can see thru roofing material and insulation and peek at your missus in the shower. Galvanized corrugated metal in the attic over the shower helps prevent this.

Be safe.


Damn it B, (half baked reference for free)
I want to see my missus in the shower. I should stop now.

[Bawanna]

Damn it B, (half baked reference for free)
I want to see my missus in the shower. I should stop now.

You got any friends in the black helicopter business? Keep in mind it is an aerial view (jocko, that means from the sky looking straight down) so you might be better off with a quiet stealth maneuver hiding under the dog blanket as she walks by. Just an idea. Try it at your own risk.

[jlottmc]

You got any friends in the black helicopter business? Keep in mind it is an aerial view (jocko, that means from the sky looking straight down) so you might be better off with a quiet stealth maneuver hiding under the dog blanket as she walks by. Just an idea. Try it at your own risk.

Actually, I just walk in and ask if she wants any help. Works sometimes too.

[Bawanna]

Too much information.

I think mine keeps a cast iron skillet hanging in there. I never see it, don't know where it comes from but I've felt it a time or too.

Some say that's why I'm the way I am. Kind of like Popeye(probably related to our own) I yam what I yam.

[ltxi]

You got any friends in the black helicopter business? Keep in mind it is an aerial view (jocko, that means from the sky looking straight down) so you might be better off with a quiet stealth maneuver hiding under the dog blanket as she walks by. Just an idea. Try it at your own risk.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I do black helicopters, or rather my people do. What is it you guys need?

[yqtszhj]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I do black helicopters, or rather my people do. What is it you guys need?

Tell them to stay away from my house. I'm not who they think I am.... I didn't say it, or do it, or anything else. :lie:

[jlottmc]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I do black helicopters, or rather my people do. What is it you guys need?


Just want to peek at the ol' lady in the shower is all.

[Bawanna]

Tell them to stay away from my house. I'm not who they think I am.... I didn't say it, or do it, or anything else. :lie:

And I was with him the whole time and I didn't do it either.

[KCAutoBob]

The writer of that letter is proof positive that guns should be kept away from some people. :crazy: That 's where mental health control comes in. :crazy: This person is paranoid-afraid of the constitution, constipation, constellations, and conservatives and could be considered highly dangerous :crazy:, were it not for also possessing an irrational phobia of guns and snakes (not to mention cranks).
Jeez, it makes me all shivery just thinking about it. :crazy:
So, a C-section makes you an alien, eh?
But are you legal, or not?
Could you receive amnesty? And could you have dual-citizenship both here and aboard your Mother Ship?
I have so many questions, it's not even funny! It's making me crazy... :crazy:
Dumbocrats are scary! :eek:

[JFootin]

As a recovering Lesbian, I can state categorically that the author is most assuredly not gay. She is a 23 year old single mom, cashier at the Bob's Big Boy and likes line dancing at the local C&W place.

Actually, I think she is a teacher in preschool, 1st or 2nd grade. The kind that would kick a child out of school for drawing a gun or pointing his finger and going bang. What amazes me is how people this dumb manage to get a college degree in education.

[jdlott74]

If I tell my wife that the two girls are not natural born citizens, I'd get a slap upside the head.

Wonder what the murder rate is in Moorehead City?

Too bad they withheld the name of the writer. Maybe to protect them from getting an education in American History?


As a former resident of that area, I can ASSURE YOU that it is not even 1% of what Chicago's murder rate is...

[jdlott74]

There I said it, my cyber wives still love me for who I really am.



Yes we do....