February's Fabulous and Festive Frivolities.

[Bawanna]

Not February yet but I don't want to get tagged lazy and undependable.

[AIRret]

You were up late!!
Maybe that is why Feb.'s post is early.

[yqtszhj]

Comic number 1 for February.

[muggsy]

What I want to know is if you're going to see your shadow?

[Tinman507]

http://i1.wp.com/theminorityreport.co/stixblog/files/2012/12/groundhog.png

[Bawanna]

You guys are harsh. First I lazy and undependable for forgetting, then it's ground hog day cause I do it a few days early so I don't forget.

And me still trying to sleep at night with Crabby on my mind. Sheeesh.

I need to buy a new gun to console myself.

[OldLincoln]

Saw this linked on another forum and believe it is appropriate.

Carrying a Gun saved My Life (http://pjmedia.com/blog/carrying-a-gun-saved-my-life-meet-ryan-moore/?singlepage=true)

[Tinman507]

Excellent read

[wyntrout]

Something else to consider... the real victim is ALWAYS disarmed... gun held for evidence... for how long?? Do you have a spare... or many as I do?

Wynn:)

[Bawanna]

At least wrong as that is it's the same for officers or civilians. Around here in a best case scenario your gun is gone for a year minimum. Even on a justified shooting with no charges.

Only difference with an officer is we take the gun away from him and hand him another exactly like it nearly in the same motion. One advantage to Glocks, they are all exactly the same with zero personality so the officer doesn't have to grieve losing his 1911 with custom bawanna grips fixed up just as he likes it.

The officers gun will be out for a year minimum too.

Something else to consider in a shooting, even justified if you carry a back up gun and spare magazines etc, that all usually gets taken for the year as well. Even if it wasn't used or touched. In the incident related below all duty and back up guns both dept issued and personally owned were seized.



It took me 4 years to get my HK MP5's back after a shooting. Was told we would never get them back and to write them off. No money to replace them, just gone. I told the chief you just watch, I'll get them back.

They were nasty and uncared for when I finally got them back but I got em back in shape. Course now the sub guns are out of favor with LE and the M4 AR's with short barrels are all the rage now. Don't make sense to me either but seldom does anyone ask me.

[OldLincoln]

Yup, you need a second gun for the just in case, all on the permit and ready to carry. My concern where I live is the gang stuff. If you have to stop one of them you will likely have to stop more shortly after. That's also why you don't want to carry a special (expensive or heirloom) gun.

[Scoundrel]

Not February yet but I don't want to get tagged lazy and undependable.

This is an electronic form of premature ejaculation...

:cheer2:

[Bawanna]

It won't let me say b00bie but he can say that? Life is not fair.:amflag:

[ltxi]

It was particularly effective with that pink pom pom thingy.

[jlottmc]

Scoundrel, thanks for the new avatar. Some of you may have noticed that yes I been gone a little while, but I'm back and felling frisky again too.

[Scoundrel]

It won't let me say b00bie but he can say that? Life is not fair.:amflag:

That's the awesome thing about auto-filtered words on forums. If I type it, and the forum does not filter it, that's the forum administration giving tacit permission for me to say it.
:001_tt2:

[Scoundrel]

Scoundrel, thanks for the new avatar. Some of you may have noticed that yes I been gone a little while, but I'm back and felling frisky again too.

You're most welcome.

[GROTMAN]

[QUOTE=Scoundrel;217677]This is an electronic form of premature ejaculation...

http://img9.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-meeting-anonym-365309.jpeg

[Barth]

Yup, you need a second gun for the just in case, all on the permit and ready to carry. My concern where I live is the gang stuff. If you have to stop one of them you will likely have to stop more shortly after. That's also why you don't want to carry a special (expensive or heirloom) gun.

In Florida,
my firearm and weapon permit has no list of guns connected to it.
I can pick any of my fourteen unregistered handguns.
Or borrow one of yours.
No Problemo.

I've always felt, even in the most righteous shoot,
I will loose my handgun for a year or more.

Plus what about gunsmith work and warranty service?
It's always been important to me to have at least two carry guns.

I should probably get a second twin HK45C...

[Bawanna]

In Washington our permits used to be CWL. Concealed Weapon License so knives and everything else were covered. I'm not sure why nor do I remember when that changed but I wish it hadn't.

No matter really, the constitution allows me to do what I want anyhow. The authorities just don't always remember that.

[Tinman507]

The mere fact that any state has any regulation (permits, licenses, etc.) or the Fed has any requirement, is ALREADY a violation of the 2nd Amendment.
We are already in an environment where our rights have been taken away.
We are only stopping the creep of more regulation.

[MikeyKahr]

In Florida,
my firearm and weapon permit has no list of guns connected to it.
I can pick any of my fourteen handguns.
Or borrow one of yours.
No Problemo.

I've always felt, even in the most righteous shoot,
I will loose my handgun for a year or more.

Plus what about gunsmith work and warranty service?
It's always been important to me to have at least two carry guns.

I should probably get a second twin HK45C...

I nominate our good friend Barth for the Gun Hoarders show that will inevitably end up on TLC one of these days. Never had a reason to not follow through on each gun purchasing whim! I can visualize the new picture now. :amflag:

[MW surveyor]

I nominate our good friend Barth for the Gun Hoarders show that will inevitably end up on TLC one of these days. Never had a reason to not follow through on each gun purchasing whim! I can visualize the new picture now. :amflag:

Sir! You speak the truth. LOL

[Tinman507]

http://laughjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-fails-28-1.jpg

[jocko]

ur sick tinman, but I gotta admit you have class...

Monica would have been a better photo for that adI think u could do it t. Just sayin

[wyntrout]

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Wynn:D

[jocko]

kinda looks like Gov. Rick Perry. Just sayin

[Barth]

I really don't think this gun hoarding label fits me.
Haven't bought a new gun in weeks.

Still in the process of dialing in my new AK74 pistol and proving defensive ammo.

I may well make it all the way through February without a new handgun.

[getsome]

Kinda gives new meaning to the term "Slick Willie" don't it.......:eek:

[AIRret]

Hey Bawanna, I just heard WA just made it legal to smoke "pot" recreationally. I guess you're all set.

[Bawanna]

And you know I was totally for that! Yeah right.......


Now that it's legal I can't find anyone to sell me the ****. I don't get out much and never tried it. Always afraid I'd overdose the first time and end up like Jocko.

We also made it legal for queers to marry each other. I'm not even going there. Not even a little bit.
When cowboys start having their way with steers, I just don't want to rodeo anymore ya know.

[Tinman507]

vyFSdj1J5Vw

[jeepster09]

And you know I was totally for that! Yeah right.......


Now that it's legal I can't find anyone to sell me the ****. I don't get out much and never tried it. Always afraid I'd overdose the first time and end up like Jocko.

We also made it legal for queers to marry each other. I'm not even going there. Not even a little bit.
When cowboys start having their way with steers, I just don't want to rodeo anymore ya know.


Just stick with ear rings......oh wait sorry :angel:

[Bawanna]

Oh Jocko, please undelete that post. I love it. My best to the missus.

[wyntrout]

Dang! Barth only has a few more pistols than I, and I'm going to the "big" gun show this Saturday. I know... I probably won't bust the Hurricane Fund... but I'm gonna look!

Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

Well, it has been a while, so I'll put this up again!


Wynn:D


.

[southsound]

Hey Bawanna, I just heard WA just made it legal to smoke "pot" recreationally. I guess you're all set.
The Good Book says that if a man lies with another man he should be stoned. Here in Washington they took that to mean something other than the original... They passed the the law to allow gay marriage and legalized pot at the same time so that you could do both. Bleahhhh. :eek:

[tv_racin_fan]

When I get to thinking about the world as we now know it I have to find some classical music to sooth my soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_OcA_XQkhzg

[yqtszhj]

Still in the process of dialing in my new AK74 pistol and proving defensive ammo.

I may well make it all the way through February without a new handgun.

Anybody besides me think barth wont make it? Once that AK74 is zeroed in and running smooth I see a new thread in the future called "Look what Barth just got" :)

At least there will be some accessories for that AK74. Just know we're all happy for you.

[yqtszhj]

When I get to thinking about the world as we now know it I have to find some classical music to sooth my soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_OcA_XQkhzg

Here is what I want to know, playing the cello what kind of groupies do these guy's get? I cant see the stoned rock fan party girl, I'm thinking the naughty librarian. :rolleyes:

[jeepster09]

Riddle




Here is a riddle for the true intellectual…. Try to come up with the
answer on your own. However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are
unable to think this one through.


Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of
the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.

The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing... what is it?
















'Don't look down.'

[MikeyKahr]

Anybody besides me think barth wont make it? Once that AK74 is zeroed in and running smooth I see a new thread in the future called "Look what Barth just got" :)

At least there will be some accessories for that AK74. Just know we're all happy for you.

I'm with you, I think Barth buys again before March 1st. It's in his blood.

Barth, what would you do if something happened to your cherished and beloved HK 45C? Shouldn't you have a twin brother just ready to go should you need it? Let me go on gunbroker and check for you...

[Tinman507]

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/06/29/46555/Pot-Stir.jpg?t=20110629183344

[OldLincoln]

Nothin wrong with a naughty librarian!

[JFootin]

Nothin wrong with a naughty librarian!

When I was in Catholic grade school, the precocious nuns gave us reading assignments at the start of the school year. They included "Yellow River" by I. P. Freely, which I couldn't find in the library. :blushing:

[mr surveyor]

"Blood on the Barbed Wire" by Juan HungLo

[mr surveyor]

"Under the Grandstands" by Seymore Butts

[mr surveyor]

I miss my old grade school liberry

[GROTMAN]

"Desert Crossing", by I. Rhoda Camel.
"School Truancy", by Marcus Absent.
"I Was a Cloakroom Attendant", by Mahatma Coate.
"I Lost My Balance", by Eileen Dover and Phil Down.

[Barth]

February starts out with my first warranty work on a handgun ever.
My NIB Arsenal AK74 pistol will not reliably feed hollow points.

For once in my life I feel lucky.
Arsenal sent me a NIB replacement AK74.
Shot boxes of HP ammo from various manufacturers flawlessly.

Barth wins again!

[yqtszhj]

February starts out with my first warranty work on a handgun ever.
My NIB Arsenal AK74 pistol will not reliably feed hollow points.

For once in my life I feel lucky.
Arsenal sent me a NIB replacement AK74.
Shot boxes of HP ammo from various manufacturers flawlessly.

Barth wins again!

Ah, all right. Since "Barth wins again", time to celebrate with an addition to the Barth arsenal. (come on man, I have money on this ) :D :amflag:

[wyntrout]

I remember that classic Revenge of the Tiger by Claude Balles. And 50 Miles to the Outhouse by Will E. Makit.

Wynn:D

[yqtszhj]

NBA VS NFL
Even if you aren't a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting!
***********************************************

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested! for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year !

Can you guess which organization this is?

Is it the NBA Or NFL?


Give up yet?

Scroll down,




Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress
The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line..

[mr surveyor]

....And 50 Miles to the Outhouse by Will E. Makit.

Wynn:D

wasn't that one illustrated by Betty Dont?

[jeepster09]

I was in Ft. Myers , Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Chicago ."



So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

[MW surveyor]

I was in Ft. Myers , Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Chicago ."



So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

I was born and raised in Miami and can appreciate this joke. Since just about everyone in Florida is from somewhere else, there is no end to the bs about how they didn't do it like this where they came from. F'em. :001_tt2:

[OldLincoln]

Well, I'm from one of those towns it's good to be "from", a long way from!

[GROTMAN]

One reason we need to keep our rifles :)



http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/B6abkJd.gif (http://uberhumor.com/reason-why-we-should-keep-assault-rifles)

[yqtszhj]

One reason we need to keep our rifles :)



http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/B6abkJd.gif (http://uberhumor.com/reason-why-we-should-keep-assault-rifles)

Now that is some recoil.

[GROTMAN]

Since ammo is in such short supply.. maybe this will help fill the need to shoot something. I want one!!
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1TukSq1.jpg (http://uberhumor.com/shut-up-and-take-my-money-2)

[jocko]

One reason we need to keep our rifles :)



http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/B6abkJd.gif (http://uberhumor.com/reason-why-we-should-keep-assault-rifles)

I'm :Amflag2:watching this as I am eating some jello

I know Bawanna, go to my room

[GROTMAN]

Kind of putting me in the mood for some "jello" ;)

[wyntrout]

What old people do for fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FVdUqCxK8I&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s

Wynn:D

[JFootin]

I've been watching SuperBowl programming this weekend and I am so impressed with the quality of these champions. They are making a tremendous impact with youth and in their communities. So many of them are sincere in their faith and are thankful to God for their abilities. Some have overcome serious injuries and came back to have their best year ever. They are truly the best of the best.

I just watched a story about a man Ray Lewis calls a hero; OJ Brigance, who once played along with Ray in the greatest game but has been battling ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) for over 5 years, is paralyzed and communicates using a computer like Stephen Hawking does. The saintly and positive way that he deals with it is truly touching and sobering, making my problems look small. OJ is a truly inspiring person. You can find out more about him on his website: http://www.brigancebrigade.org/.

I'm looking forward to the game! Like all of the playoff games, it promises to be close and exciting to the very last second.
Football! America's game! Nothing else comes close! :Amflag2:

[Barth]

I'm still in shock that I got a spanking new and flawless replacement
pistol from Arsenal.
Ask to have your gun repaired and get it replaced?
Just like that?

I keep double checking the serial numbers on the gun - LOL.
But the 300 rounds of HP and penetrators down range.
And the buttery action already confirmed it's a different weapon.

My new little hand cannon ROCKS!

Special thanks to Obummer for making this all possible.
The Real Obummer - Can you see me now?
http://skepticism.org/images/jreviews/tn/tn_8715_Hitler-Salute-1936.jpg

[MW surveyor]

Well Barth, I know you're on the list but I think you just moved up a few places. :)

[wyntrout]

Dang! I'm happy for you! I went to a gun show yesterday. Something close to that was $1,500 or more.

I had the "hurricane fund" and then some with me, but didn't see anything I wanted to pay too much for.

I did consider a Remington 7400 in 30-06 for $600, the pump model for $400, and a Garand for about $900, but decided I could pass those up. I did see someone selling 30-06 API... 20 for $25... no telling how old or where those came from... in Ziploc bags.

I made two passes or so around inside, talked a bit, and then went home having spent $8 to get in. I did see a lot of high prices... on ammo, too... $10 a box of .22LR... $80 a brick! I didn't see anything remarkable about the ammo!

Wynn:D

[Tinman507]

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President ObUMMER on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.



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[mr surveyor]

just got through sorting about 500 cast boolits (two different styles) from a baggie, and cleaning the last couple hundred pieces (of about 350 total) of .38 spl and .357 mag brass from a buddy. Still have 50-60 pieces of .30-30 brass from the deal to process. For all that, I traded him 3 boxes of .223 bought several years ago that I don't have any need for. I did have to carefully inspect and toss several pieces of brass that were pretty well shot out, and toss several of his cast boolits. He ain't a pro caster, but I've loaded and shot enough of his boolits to watch 'em close.

Sometimes life is good in the slow lane:)

surv

[JFootin]

http://www.mrconservative.com/2013/01/4024-4-hilarious-gun-commercials-from-glock/

[Barth]

North Korea video shows New York in ruins after missile attack
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/02/05/north-korea-video-depicts-smoldering-us-city-under-apparent-missile-attack/
HKWJSKYBDXE

[jocko]

OK Barth.Question. Who gives a fokk about NY, hope the bombdrops right on cuomo's office ..

[Bawanna]

And make sure Doomsberg is in town as well, not traveling on tax payers dime.

[Tinman507]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17165_6-reasons-north-korea-funniest-evil-dictatorship-ever.html

[Armybrat]

Fred: "Marriage is like a deck of cards."
Charlie: "How so?"
Fred: "Well, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond."
Charlie: "Yeah...?"
Fred: "By the end you wish you had a damn club and a spade."

[Bawanna]

Fred: "Marriage is like a deck of cards."
Charlie: "How so?"
Fred: "Well, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond."
Charlie: "Yeah...?"
Fred: "By the end you wish you had a damn club and a spade."

Oh your killing me here. That's a good one!

[OldLincoln]

I was in such a good mood as i sat down with a mug of cpffee and turned pn the compputer. It opened with a blue screen and after a few restarts it locked up in the loading windows. I restarted it again and now get a msg that it is missing the system file.

If i get wondows 7 and install as amupvrade woll it fix the registry?

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[Bawanna]

Is that really you Old Lincoln? Reads more like Jocko, did he hack your system?

Wish I could help you on your question but I don't have a clue. Sorry.

[jocko]

Wish I could help you on your question but I don't have a clue. Sorry.

no reply really needed with that statement. Just sayin

[Tinman507]

I think I have it!

If i get wondows 7 and install as amupvrade woll it fix the registry?
If I get Windows 7 and install as an Upgrade, will it fix the registry?

Yes, however there's no guarantees that any other data will still be intact.
Can you start in safe mode? Will it go through the bios startup?
Try lots of other things before writing over windows.

[Barth]

I was in such a good mood as i sat down with a mug of cpffee and turned pn the compputer. It opened with a blue screen and after a few restarts it locked up in the loading windows. I restarted it again and now get a msg that it is missing the system file.

If i get wondows 7 and install as amupvrade woll it fix the registry?

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Don't think just an upgrade will fix the registry.
Are you sure the registry is corrupt?
Can you start the computer in safe mode?
May need to wipe the disk and go for a full OS install.
I hope you backed things up.

PC guys have utilities that may be able to fix it.
I'm guessing you didn't make a boot disk either right?
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[Scoundrel]

In general, starting from an already broken windows is a bad idea.
Better to buy a new hard drive, install from scratch, and then copy the data off of your old drive.

But that needs a higher level of tech mojo.

[mr surveyor]

if I had my druthers, there wouldn't BE a wondoze 7

[Scoundrel]

if I had my druthers, there wouldn't BE a wondoze 7

So, you'd restrict our right to choose what operating system we use, based on your preferences?

Isn't that kinda what everyone's in a big flap about right now?

[mr surveyor]

if all my mandatory current software would run on XP Pro, I'd never look back. I haven't had this many glitches since 1998-99. All of my engineering/surveying/gps related software vendors are still trying to make everything play nice with this worthless entertainment type OS.

[Scoundrel]

Windows XP had a good run.
Vista was a miserable failure.

But I feel that Windows 7 was a strong OS that worked well. Many old circa-XP programs that did not work in Vista did work OK in Windows 7.

It's not possible for OS developers to make a good strong OS with new features that is 100% compatible with older software that other companies wrote for previous operating systems, and it falls on the shoulders of those other software companies to update their stuff to work with the new OS. That's progress.

If we stayed with Windows XP we'd stagnate. Even if the viruses didn't kill every computer.

Windows 7 was released to third-party vendors in July of 2009. If those vendors haven't been able to release a satisfactory new version in nearly 4 years to work with the new OS, who is really to blame there?

[Barth]

Windows XP had a good run.
Vista was a miserable failure.

But I feel that Windows 7 was a strong OS that worked well. Many old circa-XP programs that did not work in Vista did work OK in Windows 7.

It's not possible for OS developers to make a good strong OS with new features that is 100% compatible with older software that other companies wrote for previous operating systems, and it falls on the shoulders of those other software companies to update their stuff to work with the new OS. That's progress.

If we stayed with Windows XP we'd stagnate. Even if the viruses didn't kill every computer.

Windows 7 was released to third-party vendors in July of 2009. If those vendors haven't been able to release a satisfactory new version in nearly 4 years to work with the new OS, who is really to blame there?

I bought my laptop for $249 with 2.3 GHz Windows 7 64 bit.
Then added 8 gig of Kingston RAM for $42.
For $300 this thing Kicks Ars.

There's no way I would go back to XP.

[mr surveyor]

personally, I don't like having to spend $15-20,000 every 4-5 years for "upgrades"....for the sake of "progress". This last upgrade of my office network and upgrade of all software has been worse that the change from DOS to windoze OS. I was able to avoid the silly windoze2000 and vista for a long time, but some new gps positioning gear we just had to buy required the "upgrade" (and I use that term very loosley) to windoze 7. I hear 8 is nothing but a silly touch screen upgrade for entertainment purposes, so it's not on my want list. In 30+ years of using computer systems in my business I am getting used to the idea of taking at least one step backwards for every two steps forward. for the sake of "progress". It still don't make it any easier to digest.

[Scoundrel]

I guess we should all still be using green screens with text only, 300 baud modems, bulletin board systems that allow only one user online at a time with everyone else getting busy signals, and floppy disks the size of vinyl records that hold a tiny amount of data and are always getting damaged, because progress sucks.

[Bawanna]

Don't make me separate you two. I don't know all this computer mumbo jumbo talk so I can't argue with you so behave yersef.

[mr surveyor]

whatever

I'm getting a shot of tequila, taking a shower and going to bed. You can keep your commodore 64... I don't think it would run my cad/design software or newest iteration of gps positioning software any better than the seven dust os.

[Scoundrel]

That's the point. It took progress to get to the point of being able to use that cool stuff. But we can't just stop there. That stuff will seem to future generations as crusty and under-powered as the C-64 does to us.

[wyntrout]

I've been happy with XP Media edition 32-bit... XP Pro for the last 7 years or so, but my 1TB HD started dying last year and I had to do something. I made backups AND a copy on a couple of 640GB 5,900 RPM drives and have been using those to pull off my files.

I chose Windows 7 Professional because I was able to buy a surplus Dell CD with Win 7 Pro 64-bit for $75 or so online, and it's supposed to be able to run XP stuff in a compatibility window... or something like that. I wanted to make better use of my Quad CPU, too! I had made a "clone" of my old drive OS and some minimal stuff on an 80GB 7,200RPM drive... half of my original RAID setup. I used it to boot into XP ME to run some programs and make my calendars and do stuff I was not able to do with my new OS, using the full copy, but "broken" OS on the full copy.

I have those drive caddies that you just open from the front door and pop a bare SATA drive in... pretty handy. I also have external drives and caddies for drives that run with eSATA or USB3.0. I had all of that stuff going yesterday and this morning. I don't think I've lost anything important, but I would rather have been able to keep using XP ME/Pro. I still can. I have a LOT of stuff... never throw anything away!

I did screw up though, with the user name. Under XP I was Wynn and under Win 7 I used my first name and last name... big mistake, now I don't have access to some of my own stuff! That can really piss me off... "You aren't authorized" or Don't have a level of access, etc.!

Wynn:)

[Bawanna]

Alright, I'm getting me a bar a soap and I'm gonna wash your fingers till you straighten up.

Crap, probably not the same effect as washing the mouth out huh? Damn technology!

Mr. Surveyor it's impolite not to share too although Tequilla isn't one of my acquired taste. I do have some though, maybe I need to work on it.

I'm headed to the shower myself though and think about this whole soap thing. Gotta definitely find a different approach.

[OldLincoln]

Well ive tried the repair process and work myself all the way up to another blue screen. I guess ill have to share wifes pc...its better anyway.

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[Barth]

Well ive tried the repair process and work myself all the way up to another blue screen. I guess ill have to share wifes pc...its better anyway.

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Punt and re-install the OS completely.
If that doesn't work the hard drive may be FUBAR.
A PC guy may still be able to copy your data from the crapped out computer
if there is any valuable info on it.

But if it's like Jocko's computer?
You better blow it up, burn it, bury it and salt the Earth.
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[TheTman]

He's never looked better:

http://kartalk.pccomps.com/obamacuffed.jpg

[Barth]

He's never looked better:

http://kartalk.pccomps.com/obamacuffed.jpg

Looks like he's resisting arrest to me.

[Bawanna]

Whoo hoo! My lucky day. A citizen brought in a box of 50 American Eagle 22 LR's to dispose of.

I plan to dispose of the down the barrel of several of my 22's. Wish that lady that brought in the 7 bricks a few years ago would come back with another load. I'm really low, but every round counts.

[Scoundrel]

50 rounds is barely worth a trip to the range!

I'd suggest we go to the range and work on burning through some of these Winchesters, but we'd probably get to talking about politics, and you'd probably end up shooting me.

[Bawanna]

50 rounds is barely worth a trip to the range!

I'd suggest we go to the range and work on burning through some of these Winchesters, but we'd probably get to talking about politics, and you'd probably end up shooting me.

Definitely not worth a range trip but a beginning or could be used as an emergency I need trigger time in my back yard.

If we ever hit the range together I'll staple my lips shut and turn off my hearing aid and we'll be BFF's.

Poor planning on my part. I should have had a stash, never even thought 22 would dry up over all this BS.

[Scoundrel]

Definitely not worth a range trip but a beginning or could be used as an emergency I need trigger time in my back yard.

If we ever hit the range together I'll staple my lips shut and turn off my hearing aid and we'll be BFF's.

Poor planning on my part. I should have had a stash, never even thought 22 would dry up over all this BS.

I'll sell you an ammo can full at an outrageously inflated price... :)

[Bawanna]

I'll sell you an ammo can full at an outrageously inflated price... :)

You hooked up with Jocko plottin on me? He sent the last 3 horseheads postage due and expected me to pay for shipping.

[Scoundrel]

You hooked up with Jocko plottin on me? He sent the last 3 horseheads postage due and expected me to pay for shipping.

It's funny, I thought of you and Jocko yesterday when my wife told me that one of her friends had to put down a horse. She kept the head. She actually asked my wife if anyone they knew was in need of a Nithing Pole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithing_pole

A nithing pole (Old Norse: níðstang), sometimes normalized as nithstang or nidstang, was a pole used for cursing an enemy in Germanic pagan tradition.

A nithing pole consisted of a long, wooden pole with a recently cut horse head at the end, and at times with the skin of the horse laid over the pole.[1] The nithing pole was directed towards the enemy and target of the curse. The curse could be carved in runes on the pole.

[wyntrout]

At the LGS last Saturday, one of the first tables I saw .22LR ammo had some for $10 a box or $80 a brick!:eek: It wasn't anything special... just the price.

I spent over a grand on my 10/22 and 9,200 rounds of ammo January last year and it has gone up quite a bit in value. I did think that I had gone a little TOO "prepper", but I'm so glad now!

Wynn:)

[Bawanna]

It's funny, I thought of you and Jocko yesterday when my wife told me that one of her friends had to put down a horse. She kept the head. She actually asked my wife if anyone they knew was in need of a Nithing Pole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithing_pole

A nithing pole (Old Norse: níðstang), sometimes normalized as nithstang or nidstang, was a pole used for cursing an enemy in Germanic pagan tradition.

A nithing pole consisted of a long, wooden pole with a recently cut horse head at the end, and at times with the skin of the horse laid over the pole.[1] The nithing pole was directed towards the enemy and target of the curse. The curse could be carved in runes on the pole.

Well you swap that Germanic word for Italianic and you'd be singing Jocko's song with a full orchestra and Lou Rawls as lead singer.

You can't be serious when you say she kept the head? Please say it ain't so.

We've lost 3 horses over the years and if my wife and daughter mourn for me at 1/10th the capacity of them horses it'll be a gosh darn miracle.

I think they already have travel plans to the Bahama's to do their grieving which is fine with me, long as I don't have to go with them.

[Scoundrel]

At the LGS last Saturday, one of the first tables I saw .22LR ammo had some for $10 a box or $80 a brick!:eek: It wasn't anything special... just the price.

I spent over a grand on my 10/22 and 9,200 rounds of ammo January last year and it has gone up quite a bit in value. I did think that I had gone a little TOO "prepper", but I'm so glad now!

Wynn:)

Range prices always suck. $10/box is high, but not outrageously so given current market conditions. I paid that without complaint the other day when I picked up my ZIP and forgot to bring my own ammo. Normally they're about $7/box for CCI Mini-Mags. I guess you didn't say this was at a range though. Still, it's not much more than normal cost. Buying by the box of 100 from local shops has never been economical.

I thought that I had gone overboard after my ammo buying binge over the last year too. Not anymore.

[wyntrout]

I guess LGS could be local gun store... I meant the gun show. The Mini-Mags are 100 to a box, though. These were 50-round boxes for $10!:eek:

Wynn:)

[Scoundrel]

I guess LGS could be local gun store... I meant the gun show. The Mini-Mags are 100 to a box, though. These were 50-round boxes for $10!:eek:

Wynn:)

OK, NOW they're getting nasty. Only thing that commands that kind of price would be Stingers, and even that's a stretch.

[ltxi]

As posted before, I foolishly bought a ton and a half, maybe literally, of ammunition last summer.

Today I gave a professional friend in need 100 rounds of .40 Fed 165 gr HST for his carry weapon.

I'd rather see him not dead than gloat. I'm going soft.

[Scoundrel]

Wow, I kinda feel like someone just chastised me for gloating about having a surplus of .22lr to go plinking with.

[Bawanna]

Naw I don't think you were chastised, and I don't think you were gloating neither, just wise.

I remember when I was chastised, damn river was colder than heck, I should of went for a lake chastising being November and all. Not wise at all.

[GROTMAN]

I have felt the need to go out and do a little shooting for a couple of months now but have refrained myself to conserve on my ammo. I got a case of Blazer Brass a few weeks ago and 2 new 6 round mags from Ivanhoe last week and have been wanting to test everything out. Couldn't contain myself any longer so dipped into my stash and went to the range today. Pleased to say both mags worked flawlessly. Went through 50 rounds each of Blazer Brass, Federal Champion, and Remington UMC with my PM9 and another 50 rounds through my G19 just to keep it happy. All fed and fired without any issues. :) I then went through 100 rounds of CCI 22 minimags and 50 rounds of stingers with my Walther p22. All in all a great day and was great therapy. I know I won't wait a couple of months before I go out again!!

[GROTMAN]

God Bless Cowboys

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."

[ltxi]

Wow, I kinda feel like someone just chastised me for gloating about having a surplus of .22lr to go plinking with.

Assuming you were referring to my comment, you misunderstood.

Said friend thought I was going overboard stocking up on ammunition last year.

I'm really not sure how much .22lr I have. Somewhere in the 10s of thousands of rounds. It's the one caliber that you can/could affordably ensure you never run out of. I'd never criticize anyone for buying it by the truckload....especially these days.

[Bawanna]

10's of thousands?:eek: I'm obviously an exception to the rule of running out. I've never been near 10's of thousands or even 1's of thousands but I tip my hat to ya son for being prepared.

I knew this was all coming, I never dreamed to this extent, or that even 22 would be so horribly effected.

I actually don't remember the last time I bought 22, I've been lucky to stumble into it, be given it, traded for it etc. It's probably the one caliber I don't care where it came from unlike my centerfires.

Good for you guys with good stock on hand.

[Scoundrel]

Assuming you were referring to my comment, you misunderstood.

Said friend thought I was going overboard stocking up on ammunition last year.

I'm really not sure how much .22lr I have. Somewhere in the 10s of thousands of rounds. It's the one caliber that you can/could affordably ensure you never run out of. I'd never criticize anyone for buying it by the truckload....especially these days.

Thanks for the clarification.

I have said before that I have "enough ammo to make a liberal media reporter drool while thinking up a good headline". Most of it is .22lr. Cheaper Than Dirt loved me. The sporting goods manager at Wal-Mart tried to hide the bulk packs when he saw me coming.

[Barth]

Me too.
Guess I have around 500 rounds of each 45, 40, 357 Sig and 9mm.
~250 each in 38, 357 Mag and 44 Mag.
And maybe ~1,500 rounds of 5.56/.223.

It's all high end self defense ammo though.
I shot up crazy amounts of target ammo last year.
Bought and shot cases - literally.

Just ordered 200 rounds of Speer Lawman 230 gr FMJ 45 so I can go shooting again.

[ltxi]

.22 was so cheap it wasn't that much compared to what I was spending on centerfire stuff. Just four or five 5K cases of old standby Win 40gr Super X to add to the fair amount of 22 ammo already on hand.

There are several calibers I stock to not run out of no matter what....22short/lr, .38/.357, 9mm, 45 ACP, 7.62x39, and 12 ga.

[wyntrout]

Dang! Last January... 2012...after selling off a lot of my old .22LR stuff, I bought 9,200 rounds of .22LR to feed my new 10/22... better than half is two different brands of sub-sonic... for quiet-ness. Plus around 4K or more of that was the Federal Champion Value Pack 525-round packs. I had to have something for range use and general plinking, but wanted to make sure I had some quieter stuff.

I just got an email from Ammo to Go that my order is on the way! From order and payment on 14 January! I'm still waiting on PCO for my 4 XD45 mags from 7 January!!

The previous order from them did not take so long!

I have the G23C with 2 mags now and 10 mags more arriving Monday... probably... from Ivanhoe! I did try to lower the price for the G23C by letting them keep the mags, but could only get $50 off their asking price of $619.99 with two mags... better than my previous trip there or the gun show last weekend... no discount!

I let Wifey try to rack it and she did that okay. So, I'm still thinking of a G19... maybe compensated... for her. The Gen 4 has adjustable backstrap, if I can get one... probably only G19's will be available, though. I don't know that she NEEDS the compensated model, but she needs very visible sights. Her near vision is terrible and seeing the sights will require more visible ones than I do!

Wynn:)

[OldLincoln]

I put the Big Dots on my G30 and could actually see the front sight.

[wyntrout]

I can see the big yellow dot on my XD45's HD NS, but I want to try the Orange front sight HD's on the Glock. Dang, but there's a lot of plastic in the Glock! I did install an extended magazine catch and extended slide lock release. The catch is all plastic. The recoil rod is plastic. The back plate is plastic. I learned a little bit about the pistol... looked through the manual... pretty brief is you discount the French, Italian, Spanish, and the Gen 4 section at the back... plus all of the safety warnings.:D

I went over to Glocktalk to find info and watched two videos about the extended slide release installation... one by the Glockmeister. He sure wastes a lot of time. It's real easy to do and the magazine catch was like the Kahr... only easier to do... more room.

I only have two 13-round mags for now, but should get my 10 from Ivanhoe Saturday! I've been thinking about the G17 mags they have for a G19... spares or range use, but I think 15-rounders will be enough if I can find some of those. I think Wifey can handle the G19 and the Gen 4 would give her a slightly smaller grip with no add-on backstrap.

I saw some Korean GL15 mags with metal inserts like the factory ones, on GunBroker, but I don't know anything about those. I could NOT get one of the danged mags apart... only tried one... maybe after shooting a few hundred rounds they'll loosen up. I did what the manual said, but no success. I did use a pin the same size as the hole in the mag base so it wouldn't get deformed, too.

Dang! I've been up all night. Wifey's up drinking coffee before she gets ready for work. I need to get to bed! I "played" with the new pistol too long.:rolleyes:

Wynn:)

[OldLincoln]

Well damn! I just read where Obama reduced the trade deficit by $7.7B to the smallest in almost 3 years. How can that be bad you ask..... He did it by increasing EXPORTS of US oil by $11.6B. I filled up today and paid $4.30, up from $3.76 about 3 weeks ago. He is determined to keep gas above $4.00 and will manipulate the supply to do it.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-08/trade-deficit-in-u-s-plunges-on-record-petroleum-exports.html

We say drill baby but it won't do a lick of good unless it stays here. Do we really want the foreign owned oil companies to keep up record profits by selling oil from under the US soil to foreign countries?

[Barth]

I put the Big Dots on my G30 and could actually see the front sight.

Join the club - LOL!
I actually see 20/15 with contacts.
But without???

I run Big Dots on almost all my handguns.
Plus the flash sight picture for CQC is outstanding.

XS 24/7 Express Big Dots on my G27
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[Alfonse]

I just put big dots on 2 pistols. They look great! Was looking at other sights but when Barth endorsed the Big Dot sights figured they must be pretty good. Thanks!

[Barth]

I just put big dots on 2 pistols. They look great! Was looking at other sights but when Barth endorsed the Big Dot sights figured they must be pretty good. Thanks!

Sights are a personal thing.
Glad they worked out for you.
Sharing information and experiences with others on the net is priceless.

We were very disadvantaged information wise not so many years ago.

[Alfonse]

Sights are a personal thing.
Glad they worked out for you.
Sharing information and experiences with others on the net is priceless.

We were very disadvantaged information wise not so many years ago.

I have some trijicon sights on a 1911 that work, but would be much slower to get on target. I prefer that way the sights are laid out to the standard sights on my PM9, but probably not enough to change them.

Thanks,

[wyntrout]

Dang! I just broke down and paid retail for some Trijicon HD GL101O NS for my new G23C. Free shipping... at least. the $20 less price was looking at 1-3 MONTHS vs. 1-3 days for the higher price. I also ordered a Glock sight installation thingy and front sight tool from the Glockmeister. They had the vise thingy for $59.99.

Wynn:)

[tv_racin_fan]

Well damn! I just read where Obama reduced the trade deficit by $7.7B to the smallest in almost 3 years. How can that be bad you ask..... He did it by increasing EXPORTS of US oil by $11.6B. I filled up today and paid $4.30, up from $3.76 about 3 weeks ago. He is determined to keep gas above $4.00 and will manipulate the supply to do it.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-08/trade-deficit-in-u-s-plunges-on-record-petroleum-exports.html

We say drill baby but it won't do a lick of good unless it stays here. Do we really want the foreign owned oil companies to keep up record profits by selling oil from under the US soil to foreign countries?

You need to go and find the truth here sir. The US does no export enough OIL to make a difference. Currently all of the OIL exported is exported to Canada where it is refined and imported back into the US. According to US LAW. The OIL corporations are however free to import as much as they wish and then to refine products from that IMPORTED oil and then EXPORT as much of those products as they wish. Yet the US still imports refined petroleum product...

http://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_move_wkly_dc_NUS-Z00_mbblpd_w.htm

As I understand it there is some 9.3 million barrels imported per day and some 3.09 million barrels exported per day. The vast majority of imports is crude oil and the vast majority of exports is refined product. To the tune of 1.7 million barrels imported and 3 million exported of refined product.

[Armybrat]

US refineries are making a lot of $$$ refining that foreign crude.

Lot of tax revenue comes from that bidness.

That's a big reason Texas is going to have an $8 Billion dollar surplus this year. Of course the local liberals want to spend every dime of it. :mad:

[OldLincoln]

You need to go and find the truth here sir. The US does no export enough OIL to make a difference. Currently all of the OIL exported is exported to Canada where it is refined and imported back into the US. According to US LAW. The OIL corporations are however free to import as much as they wish and then to refine products from that IMPORTED oil and then EXPORT as much of those products as they wish. Yet the US still imports refined petroleum product...

http://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_move_wkly_dc_NUS-Z00_mbblpd_w.htm

As I understand it there is some 9.3 million barrels imported per day and some 3.09 million barrels exported per day. The vast majority of imports is crude oil and the vast majority of exports is refined product. To the tune of 1.7 million barrels imported and 3 million exported of refined product.


Okay here's the truth:
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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-08/trade-deficit-in-u-s-plunges-on-record-petroleum-exports.html
"A surge in U.S. oil production has made the nation the world’s largest fuel exporter. Petroleum-product exports to Brazil grew by 59 percent in the first 11 months of 2012, to 255,000 barrels a day, according to data from the Energy Information Administration (http://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=MPEEXUS2&f=M). Venezuelan imports from the U.S. rose 56 percent.

The U.S. met 84 percent of its own energy needs in the first 10 months of 2012, on track to be the highest annual rate since 1991, according to data from the EIA, the statistical arm of the Energy Department. The country’s crude output grew by a record 766,000 barrels a day last year to the highest level in 15 years, the biggest annual jump since the first commercial well was drilled in Pennsylvania in 1859."
----------------

So 255K barrels a day go to Brazil (not likely to be returned refined). Obviously some goes to Venezuela and I read a very long time ago that a good amount of the oil in Alaska is shipped to Japan.

It's good that the US met 84% of it's own requirements but I want it to meet 100% and cut the OPEC off at the knees. We can ship surplus oil after meeting all our needs. We keep hearing the rhetoric about getting out from under the OPEC and become energy independent so why aren't we? We have the capacity to do so quickly if we didn't sell it to other countries until becoming independent. I guess oil independence is not a very high priority anymore, right?

[wyntrout]

Becoming energy independent on PETROLEUM products or fossil fuels is NOT one of Obummer's goals. He wants the U.S. OFF that stuff and using solar, wind, and moonbeams. Remember... he did not come to the U.S. to make our country stronger or greater, but to bring her DOWN... because of past colonial power misdeeds... exploiting less developed countries. He's doing a good job of that.

Wynn:(

[OldLincoln]

Well I guess he's good at something, too bad it's not being a president.

[jocko]

if that twitt would let the oil drilling along andlet it grow, we could be big time exporters, NOT IMPORTERS. He hates anything that comes fro the ground. It amaqzes mehow ONE TWITT can ruin this cuntry ad both parties just sit back like it OK.
I personally do't want afokking wind tower in my back yard. Mostof us ol timers have lived in the days when balck smoke was coming out of every chimney in the cuntry as coal was the #1 fuel back then and thencame along fuel oil which replaced home coal use, andi just don't remember in all my years of seeing anyone dropping over dead from coal and oil back then, and today our coal and oil is a 100 times more cleaner burings and fuel efficient but this twitt refuse to letus get to our most popular source of energy in the world. He is just notright in the head . Solar power unless subsudized would close up tomorrow. It is by far and I mean by far the most subsudized of all of our fossil fuels combined... Same thing for fokking ethonol. almost 45 cents per gallon government subiidy. Does that make sense WHO is paying for this sh!t???u know damngood and well who is..

[jeepster09]

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xdj67XknFrM#t=5

[Barth]

I've never owned a high cap center fire rifle before.
So when I got my Arsenal Bulgarian SLR-106U
(I think than may be code for a semi auto AKS-74U).
I bought my standard six mags.

Not so many years ago I thought three mags for a weapon was the right number
(have three for my MK40).
One in the gun and twin reloads right?
But shooting a lot it's nice to have extra mags at the range.
Then just leaving three loaded with SD ammo
and having even more for the range sounds good.
Finally, this prospect of a ban.
A ban with likely no sunset provision.
has me really spooked.
And Imports could be severely restricted as well.
So I bought a few more.
Supplies start to vaporize.
So I bought a few more.
Prices start to double and triple!

Now logically it seems like ~10 is a good number for an AR/AK platform.
But with everything else taken into account 15 seems like a better number.

Now, late last night, emotion takes over and I've just got to have four more - LOL!

So I guess the magic number for me is nineteen.
For those that thought I'd buy a new handgun this month - sorry.
I've spent enough on Arsenal Circle 10 Waffle mags to easily buy a nice handgun.

[wyntrout]

I did that with mags for those BLACK Blocky pistols!

Wynn:D

[beanguy]

point of information... the 45 cent per gallon ethanol subsidy ended in December 31, 2011;
End of Federal subsidy.

[jocko]

really, I did not know that. The government just did an endrun around the subsidy, as it is basically there.

So why did the powerful corn ethanol lobby let it expire without an apparent fight? The answer lies in legislation known as the Renewable Fuel Standard (RFS), which creates government-guaranteed demand that keeps corn prices high and generates massive farm profits. Removing the tax credit but keeping the RFS is like scraping a little frosting from the ethanol-boondoggle cake

[Bawanna]

My other get in trouble with the missus habit.

Got this Thursday, a Bashpati, with a bone handle. Sweet knife.

Took some pics of all of them together for comparison. I'm telling myself I'm done now, need to save to pay exorbitant prices for ammo and 100 or so more guns.



http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3832_zps117048d6.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3833_zps17b2adbd.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3834_zps9c8bbed4.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3835_zps9af88211.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/DSCN3836_zpsdf566a3e.jpg

[jocko]

how about that gal in the photo. I tink I know her.I think I seenher on the back of CJB harley one nigght. a 8 xj10 blow up on this fourm would help alot witht he idety. Nice knive--I guess..

[Barth]

My other get in trouble with the missus habit.
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo44/fa/12/215e8835e75b__1360538776000.jpg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=false
Got this Thursday, a Bashpati, with a bone handle. Sweet knife.

Took some pics of all of them together for comparison. I'm telling myself I'm done now, need to save to pay exorbitant prices for ammo and 100 or so more guns.



Oooo I like that.
A girl in boots is always a good thing.
The knife looks good too.

I've had an itch for a new blade for a while.
One of those Spyderco stainless police models...
http://images1.opticsplanet.com/365-240-ffffff/opplanet-spyderco-stainless-steel-police-model-folding-knife-plain-c07p-main.jpg

[wyntrout]

That's a little too blurry to tell if her finger is on the trigger! I'm worried about improper gun handling!

Wynn:D

[jocko]

what finger,what gun????

[Barth]

what finger,what gun????

I'm glad I'm not the only one that didn't notice any gun or finger.
But being in the Jocko club doesn't exactly make me normal either does it???

[Bawanna]

Thou shalt not covet bawanna's wife? Probably ok to drool though, not in the rule book.

I switched the two pictures. I actually like the other one better myself.

[mr surveyor]

well...if you're done with the other picture, send it to me...

mr surveyor
General Delivery
Stumpwater Texas

I'll put it on my desk

[Tinman507]

This photo was just put up as a Facebook Cover Photo on Guns in Self Defense

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543741_413623242059569_1103321150_n.jpg

[Tinman507]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29014_247595132043279_495870971_n.jpg

[Barth]

Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.

I've never owned or fired any guns.
I'm a total internet poser...

[Tinman507]

http://mygunculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Mall-Ninja.jpg

[tv_racin_fan]

Okay here's the truth:
------------------
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-08/trade-deficit-in-u-s-plunges-on-record-petroleum-exports.html
"A surge in U.S. oil production has made the nation the world’s largest fuel exporter. Petroleum-product exports to Brazil grew by 59 percent in the first 11 months of 2012, to 255,000 barrels a day, according to data from the Energy Information Administration (http://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=MPEEXUS2&f=M). Venezuelan imports from the U.S. rose 56 percent.

The U.S. met 84 percent of its own energy needs in the first 10 months of 2012, on track to be the highest annual rate since 1991, according to data from the EIA, the statistical arm of the Energy Department. The country’s crude output grew by a record 766,000 barrels a day last year to the highest level in 15 years, the biggest annual jump since the first commercial well was drilled in Pennsylvania in 1859."
----------------

So 255K barrels a day go to Brazil (not likely to be returned refined). Obviously some goes to Venezuela and I read a very long time ago that a good amount of the oil in Alaska is shipped to Japan.

It's good that the US met 84% of it's own requirements but I want it to meet 100% and cut the OPEC off at the knees. We can ship surplus oil after meeting all our needs. We keep hearing the rhetoric about getting out from under the OPEC and become energy independent so why aren't we? We have the capacity to do so quickly if we didn't sell it to other countries until becoming independent. I guess oil independence is not a very high priority anymore, right?

Actually as of 2004 no Alaska oil is exported. Exportation was started under President Clinton and stopped under President Bush.

What is exported to Brazil and Vensuela is refined product not OIL. At least according to EIA.

I would agree that meeting our needs 100% would be awesome.

[Bawanna]

Not gonna happen under this regime. He's working for his people not us.

Any body notice I'm getting better? I didn't call him a monkey, missing link or mention his wife has a big butt.
I think my therapy sessions are starting to pay off.

[Scoundrel]

Any body notice I'm getting better? I didn't call him a monkey, missing link or mention his wife has a big butt.
I think my therapy sessions are starting to pay off.

I have noticed a distinct drop in the racial comments and photos, and I am glad for it.

Note that I have not said anything about the really mean insults and character attacks. That's completely different.

Oh, and I don't know why you're holding back about her big butt. It isn't slander if it's true.

[mr surveyor]

Pope Barack the First

hey....it could happen...maybe by executive order

[jocko]

well she certainly is a fat ass, call her what u want but a fat ass is what she is to ol jocko.

Hell Opra and Rosie are fat asses and they seem cool with it..

[Bawanna]

I have noticed a distinct drop in the racial comments and photos, and I am glad for it.

Note that I have not said anything about the really mean insults and character attacks. That's completely different.

Oh, and I don't know why you're holding back about her big butt. It isn't slander if it's true.

I always speak the truth, I was born in Missouri. We've bred some of the most notorious criminals in history but they always spoke the truth.

All my insults and character attacks an even my racial comments are true.

I posted them on the internet so it has to be true right?

I'd gladly allow mein fuhrer to become Pope if they allow us to have another vote, this time honest with ID and citizenship verified prior to voting.

I'd also like to make a W2 form required to prove even minimal employment for the previous 5 years.

[jocko]

well none of that crap is gonna happen, remember ur in America where we now hav eno rights for at leat 4 more years

I have heard there is rumors of maybe Hillary being suggested as our next popeess's. . She would have Moninc in the back ground Humming over a loud speaker behind a curtain, doing what she can do best. Just sayin.

someof that could be rumor to.

[Tinman507]

Not gonna happen under this regime. He's working for his people not us.

Any body notice I'm getting better? I didn't call him a monkey, missing link or mention his wife has a big butt.
I think my therapy sessions are starting to pay off.

http://www.metrolic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cuckonest64.jpg

[OldLincoln]

I find it quite normal for the liberals to rail against any mention of Mrs. Obama's caboose while supporting any mention of Gov Christy's large girth. It's not much different than all the criticism about lack of women and blacks in important positions then declaring Condilisa Rice is not black because she is half white. Haven't heard them make the same declaration since Obama came onto the scene.

[MikeyKahr]

Biden has more chance for Pope than Obama. Actually Catholic. Maybe it is 50/50.

[jocko]

wow, wouldn't that be the end of the catholic religion as we know it now!! scarry, I had heard he had sent an envoy over their to campaing already for him for that position. Pelosie and feinstein are goin I heard.

Last resort I heard they were holding Monica back as what we would call our ace i the hole,,, sucker gal.. Just sayin

againI mihgt be alittle wrong on some of that to.

[getsome]

I'm putting in my vote for Hillarydict to be the next Popette, perfect job for her to do nothing, stay in a giant mansion, have slaves, get to wear a gimungus pointy hat and since she's a dude it would be the perfect job for her eminence and keep her the he!! out of Washington!!!!

[Bawanna]

Pure logic in that and if she takes Pelosi and Feinstein that would be a bonus. Lord knows chastity wouldn't be an issue for any of them.

I'd prefer Itsthelaws aiwb and blast myself and bleed out.

[jocko]

they could be her lap dogs, just sayin. asI cold be wrong on that to.. One thing about aunt Hillary , if there waqs apower outagein Rome, shewould still have light, as she is AC/DC. againjsut whatI heard. Icold beoff on that a tad.

[jocko]

It's A Harley Joke


A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head
from the motor of a Harley motorcycle
when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.


The cardiologist was there
waiting for the service manager
to come and take a look at his bike
when the mechanic shouted across the garage.


"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised,
walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle.


The mechanic straightened up,
wiped his hands on a rag and ask,
"So Doc, look at this engine.

I open its' heart, take the valves out,
repair any damage, and then put them back in,
and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,675 a year
and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759)
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over,
then whispered to the mechanic . . .
"Try doing it with the engine running

[Scoundrel]

It's A Harley Joke

Smart-Ass Reply #1: You coulda stopped right there (Harley = Joke).

Smart-Ass Reply #2: That joke's really old, modified from its original content, and full of recycled material. So yeah, definitely a Harley joke.

I couldn't decide which smart-ass reply to use, so I had to use them both.

P.S. I always wanted a horse head. Send one my way! :behindsofa:

[OldLincoln]

Send him a red one!

[Barth]

I'm putting in my vote for Hillarydict to be the next Popette, perfect job for her to do nothing, stay in a giant mansion, have slaves, get to wear a gimungus pointy hat and since she's a dude it would be the perfect job for her eminence and keep her the he!! out of Washington!!!!

http://www.slick.com/graphics/05home/pope.jpg

[jocko]

scoujdrel. I am gonna let those two comments fly today, When I consider who wrote them, my mind says. Feels sorry for him jocko,he just wants a horse head!!!

[yqtszhj]

I find it quite normal fIt's not much different than all the criticism about lack of women and blacks in important positions then declaring Condilisa Rice is not black because she is half white. Haven't heard them make the same declaration since Obama came onto the scene.

The difference in Condilisa Rice and the ones on the other side is she has intelligence and a little bit of class. Oh my, what did I just say about the other side???? :rolleyes:

I'll say it... Michelle has neither.

[JFootin]

...Any body notice I'm getting better? I didn't call him a monkey, missing link or mention his wife has a big butt.
I think my therapy sessions are starting to pay off.

What I notice is you ask this question in post after post so you can sneakily keep mentioning the monkey and missing link stuff in a pseudo-innocent way. You're a sly one, B! :D

BTW, I thought these monthly catch-all threads were supposed to be sans any political sniping. :israel:

[jocko]

The difference in Condilisa Rice and the ones on the other side is she has intelligence and a little bit of class. Oh my, what did I just say about the other side???? :rolleyes:

I'll say it... Michelle has neither.

the cl out of class and Michaellsfits that to a tee. she is all ass. Just sayin:Amflag2:

[wyntrout]

Condoleezza Rice has more than a little bit of class! She's VERY intelligent and a confident Lady. She was a terrific confidant of George W. and a great Secretary of State. She's also a talented classical concert pianist. I would have loved to see her as President or Vice-President. She's a real Lady... with a capital "L". She's a patriot and champion of America, not one of Obummer's apologists!

:Amflag2:

Wynn:)

[JFootin]

(I borrowed this OP from the S&W Forum.)

Small city 1.5 hours South of Seattle. Husband and wife detect a home intruder. Intruder is confronted by armed husband. Intruder lunges at husband and intruder is shot. (non-fatal)

In his press conference the head of the local law enforcement agency said the following.
- we can't be there when you need us the most so everyone should be prepared to defend their life and property.

- the only things I think the homeowner could have done better was to shoot sooner, more often, and to use a higher grade ammunition!

[JFootin]

The Number 2 Holster (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ruger-LC9-Crimson-Trace-Laser-Number2Holster-Bathroom-holster-/110885984846?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19d151da4e#ht_2376wt_1184) will keep your gun accessible while you sit on the toilet and do your business. http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Toilet-Holster11.jpg
Carrying a firearm is a great way to protect yourself, but it’s only effective if you have enough time to bring it to bear against an attacker. What happens when the bad guys catch you with your pants down – literally?
That’s a problem that gun owners have been struggling with ever since the invention of gun powder. Balancing it on the toilet paper roll is just asking for trouble, and keeping it someplace where it might plunk into no man’s land will leave you shopping for a new uncontaminated gun.
This holster will solve all or your toilet carrier conundrums by allowing you to store your firearm in a holster that’s attached to a necklace. With this holster, your gun will always be on hand even if your normal holster is down around your ankles.
The great thing about this necklace is that it doubles as gun fashion. For those of you who live in open carry states, nothing quite says, “Don’t even think about it” like wearing a Magnum around your neck (http://www.guns.com/man-arrested-for-gun-necklace-7840.html). We should all take a moment to thank The Truth About Guns (http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2012/06/chris-dumm/i-am-not-making-this-up-toilet-holster-edition/) for making this discovery. Without them, we probably wouldn’t have ever known about this life-saving product.

[getsome]

Update to the 911 call heard on Shawn Hannity, Fox and Boortz.... Loganville Ga. Mother, Melinda Herman who hid with her two daughters in crawl space during a January home invasion who shot the intruder Paul Ali Slater 5 times in the chest with a .38 special at point blank range....

Slater walked out of the hospital today returning to jail to face burglary and assault charges...

Moral of story, They grow predaters bigger and meaner now so shoot um with much bigger bullets many more times for better less problematic results....Good thing she only had to shoot the one punk 5 times and didn't have to deal with his partner or things might have ended ugly for Mrs Herman and her daughters.....

[Bawanna]

What I notice is you ask this question in post after post so you can sneakily keep mentioning the monkey and missing link stuff in a pseudo-innocent way. You're a sly one, B! :D

BTW, I thought these monthly catch-all threads were supposed to be sans any political sniping. :israel:

Whats political about monkey's and missing links? I rest my case.

[MikeyKahr]

Condoleezza Rice has more than a little bit of class! She's VERY intelligent and a confident Lady. She was a terrific confidant of George W. and a great Secretary of State. She's also a talented classical concert pianist. I would have loved to see her as President or Vice-President. She's a real Lady... with a capital "L". She's a patriot and champion of America, not one of Obummer's apologists!

:Amflag2:

Wynn:)

And she loves the NFL. Her dream job: NFL commissioner. That would be great!

[mr surveyor]

unfortunately, to me anyway, is that Condi is pro-choice and somewhat of a women's libber (in the activist sort of way)

[wyntrout]

And THAT's why we have Obummer... people stayed home and didn't vote for the LESSER of two "evils". "Platitudious" religious diehard MALES trying to impose their will on all women.

But that's another subject that we don't need to bring up here, as it just inflames emotions. These ONE-ISSUE objections have given us the likes of Obama to run our country into ruination... dividing the country and conquering OUR nation.

Wynn

[GROTMAN]

Best one I have seen yet :D
http://i.imgur.com/vYhspVC.gif

[Barth]

http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=72473&d=1359897875

[Barth]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nTmnzpXledI/UQhs02mIRUI/AAAAAAABGqU/PBwBQ-EUmAI/s1600/130129-skeet-031s.jpg

[JFootin]

Whats political about monkey's and missing links? I rest my case.

LOL! You win! Just ribbing ya. But you are mixing the two subjects in my post. Monkey's and missing links didn't have anything to do with the subject in the second paragraph. But you craftily ignored my conclusion that you have been using that question ("Any body notice I'm getting better?") in several posts to continue to say the words monkey, or missing link or mention his wife has a big butt. You sly old devil! :target:

[Tinman507]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41OvnBxEQPL.jpg

[ltxi]

Monkey Butt Powder is actually a really decent product. Learned about and got some from Duluth Trading.

[mr surveyor]

yep...I use MB powder every summer....it works

[GROTMAN]

http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/oddandweird/pics/23.02.06/fatbungee.jpg

[Bawanna]

Aw jeez, where's that eye bleach or eye grater?

[ltxi]

Now that is just freakin' cool!!

[TheTman]

Some idiot on Youtube is telling people they don't need to use their pistol sights. :crazy: Says his method is a second quicker. At least he isn't holding his gun sideways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuUH_R3CAgM

[wyntrout]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz....................

12+ minutes... Shirley, you jest!

Wynn:rolleyes:

[OldLincoln]

Obama replies: "Don't call me Shirley!"

[TheTman]

Wynn, it was better than listening to Odummy. :)

[wyntrout]

I couldn't handle either. I did listen to Senator Marco Rubio. He was good. I just can't believe the people that keep listening to the same LIES from Obama and think that he's saying anything that he means! People seem to believe what he says... even though he says the same thing time after time and changes NOTHING towards the positive direction for our economy or world stability.

Wynn:(

[MikeyKahr]

I would have laughed at this line, were we not in such sad shape as a country.

[mr surveyor]

the word "should" is key.......

none of the talking heads has pointed that out

[JFootin]

the word "should" is key.......

none of the talking heads has pointed that out

We need a new best seller book called "The Democrat Dictionary!" Remember this one?

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." - Bill Clinton

[getsome]

Have you ever talked to someone who went to see a movie and said it was the absolute best, most fantastic movie there has ever been and then you go and see it and it's totally awful and makes no sense what so ever and you start to wonder did we both just see the same movie or did I go in the wrong theater by mistake????...Obama saw the movie first and loved it

Thats how I felt watching the imposter last night....It's like the Captain of the Costa Concordia standing at the decomposing ships helm saying this incredible ship will float again like the shining star that she was built to be and will majestically sail over the horizon to the most fantastic spots on the globe.....

It all sounds great but truth is the ship is still capsized on the rocks rusting away to ruin....Perhaps he thinks nobody will notice...:confused:

[wyntrout]

It doesn't take long to figure out when he's lying... his lips are moving!

Unfortunately, I've watched too many movies that people raved about... finding that the movies really sucked big time!

Wynn:)

[JFootin]

You've heard of eHarmony.com. Did you hear about the new online dating site that matches you up using chemistry? PeeHarmony.com. Their slogan: "Piss in a cup and we'll match you up." http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://humboldtherald.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/pee-cup.png

Just some original humor I wanted to share. http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Tinman507]

You've heard of eHarmony.com. Did you hear about the new online dating site that matches you up using chemistry? PeeHarmony.com. Their slogan: "Piss in a cup and they'll match you up." http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://humboldtherald.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/pee-cup.png

Just some original humor I wanted to share. http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Piquant with a hint of jasmine, a bold little vintage. Tangy beginning with a soft finish. I give it 3 stars

[jocko]

You've heard of eHarmony.com. Did you hear about the new online dating site that matches you up using chemistry? PeeHarmony.com. Their slogan: "Piss in a cup and they'll match you up." http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://humboldtherald.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/pee-cup.png

Just some original humor I wanted to share. http://smith-wessonforum.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

that once, and arrived at my door one day was a fokking muslim and he had the balls to call me brother. so I would suggest one not doing that piss in a cup thing:Amflag2:

That SOB even road around my home for at least 2 weeks before I cold get some of my Honder motorcycle buddies to take him on a one way trip..Just sayin

[getsome]

I'm Shocked, Shocked I tell you!!!

[JFootin]

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/734806_533086276725795_789913935_n_zps660b8969.jpg

[Tinman507]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/16518_436115316470705_1565943512_n.jpg

[Don K.]

it has been awhile since I logged in to check on you guys....and this time you've REALLY done it!!!

Reading through this "Festive Frivolities" I have had to explain myself no less than 3 times to the folks that sit around my cube!!!

I'd ban myself if I could!!!

thanks for the laughs, been a bit down lately and needed them.

now I need to go and see if there is anyway to remove the bungee image from my memory, place a compression bandage on my ribcage due to the POTUSWBFA (POTUS Wifes Big Fat A55) jokes and locate anymore over priced ammo/mags

[Bawanna]

And to think we get all this therapy for free as a public service that doesn't cost the gubmint one thin dime. Shocking.

That is one fine looking sheep.

[GROTMAN]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/valen2012-10.jpg

[Scoundrel]

Groan. That one comes up every damn year... :puke:

[Jeremiah/Az]

That looks like a butt! Is that Mrs. O's butt? I had never noticed her tail before.:eek:

[Scoundrel]

That looks like a butt! Is that Mrs. O's butt? I had never noticed her tail before.:eek:

Are you sure it ain't your momma's butt?

Edit: -> :) <-

[Jeremiah/Az]

She was white, but I never saw her butt. Could be!:D

[Scoundrel]

What does being white have to do with it? Or, were you making a racially-motivated derogatory comment about "Mrs. O"?

[GROTMAN]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c63.0.403.403/p403x403/223428_10151288339756452_824145227_n.jpg
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151288339756452&set=a.385504906451.165093.45421776451&type=1&relevant_count=1)

[Armybrat]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c63.0.403.403/p403x403/223428_10151288339756452_824145227_n.jpg
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151288339756452&set=a.385504906451.165093.45421776451&type=1&relevant_count=1)

awesome!

[Bawanna]

That looks like a butt! Is that Mrs. O's butt? I had never noticed her tail before.:eek:

Not nearly wide enough and it's sort of appealing so can't possibly be.

[wyntrout]

We talk about Murphy's Law a lot here, I would call these corollaries, myself:

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

This is only half of an email I got, but I like it:


The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


The winners are:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.


2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.


8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.


10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.


11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.


12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.


13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.


And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

Wynn:D

[jeepster09]

The meaning of dreams

A woman woke up one morning, turned to Jocko and said, "Honey, I just had a dream that you bought me a new gold necklace, What do you think it means?" :confused:

"I don't know, but Valentine's Day is coming soon. Then you'll know," he said.

A few nights later, she again woke up after having a dream. She said, "This time, I dreamed you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know on Valentines' Day," he replied.

The morning of Valentine's Day, she told him about yet another dream: "This time I dreamed that you brought me a diamond necklace, What do you think it means?"

"Honey, be patient," Jocko said. "You'll know tonight."

That evening, Jocko came home with a package and gave it to Mrs. Jocko. Delighted, she opened it -- and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams". :yo:

[GROTMAN]

The Good Wife

On a bitterly cold winters" morning a husband and wife in were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.


A week or so later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.


A few days later they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?" Then with the love and understanding that all long-married husbands possess, he replied, "Why don't you just leave the f'ng car in the garage this time?"

[GROTMAN]

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen..

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any
good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

[ltxi]

can't wait for tomorrow :israel:

[jeepster09]

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen..

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any
good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'


That explains why I keep getting slapped and my ears pulled....:eek:

[jeepster09]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth,






and Putin all die and go to hell.






While there, they spy a red phone






and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is







for calling back to Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia







and talks for 5 minutes.






When he is finished






the devil informs him






that the cost is a million dollars,






so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England






and talks for 30 minutes.






When she is finished






the devil informs her






that the cost is 6 million dollars,






so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn






and talks for 4 hours.






When he is finished






the devil informs him






that the cost is $5.00.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic







and asks the devil why Bush






got to call the USA so cheaply.



The devil smiles and replies,







"Since Obama took over,






the country has gone to hell,






so it's a local call.":target:

[Planedude]

Nawwww, thats not right, cause if it was the Queen could have just yelled out the window.

Mother England has been in Hell for a loooong time now...

[mr surveyor]

would have been almost cute if it hadn't been GWB in the mix.

[40cw]

Broken computers make EXCELLENT targets!

[wyntrout]

Well, some of those were funny. And I LOVE GWB. I voted for him twice in Texas for governor... and twice for president. I also voted twice for his brother as governor of Florida!

I first voted for Nixon at 22 years of age. I know that I did NOT vote for Johnson... was in a war zone and I don't remember any absentee voting! I did vote for Ford, though I knew we should have nominated Reagan! And I did vote for GW's dad!

I would be glad to vote for Rubio or whomever else is running on any other platform besides the Democrats! I am Libertarian by nature and believe in our Constitution as it was INTENDED by its CRAFTERS... who KNEW WTF they were doing. Unfortunately, the Progressives got too much undone and now we're doomed, I think, because the worthless deadbeats have voted for Santa Claus and his taking the money from the productive members of our nation and giving it to the lazy "welfare-abusing" last two generations who enjoy sitting on their collective asses and raising more kids to vote for more of the same!

:banplease:

Wynn:mad:

[yqtszhj]

[B][COLOR=navy]The devil smiles and replies,


"Since Obama took over,

the country has gone to hell,

so it's a local call.":target:

Very true. this part just hacks me off really bad. :mad:

[Tinman507]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, finally back to Dallas.

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/purpleprius_zps20a485fd.jpg

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

and the last sticker is…;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[GROTMAN]

Speaking of Texas...


A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
Spain ...

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins.

[JFootin]

This is cool! It will amaze you! But it is a trick, so if you figure it out don't post it.

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/48776d1361436572-post-your-funny-pi_zpsfc7b30ee.jpg

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/48777d1361436650-post-your-funny-pi_zpsdaa5743a.jpg

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/48778d1361436730-post-your-funny-pi_zps5b4977e8.jpg

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Misc/48779d1361436798-post-your-funny-pi_zpsbf362df5.jpg

[ltxi]

Amazing...right. Obvious, sorry.

[wyntrout]

He lost me on straight... his misspelling of it!

Wynn:D

[OldLincoln]

I doubt that David Cofferfeld did this one. He's bitter than thet.

[rjt123]

From Dustin Ellermann (Top Shot season 3 winner) on Twitter:

"@TopShotDustin: If you miss with both barrels it's called a Biden."

:D

[rjt123]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, finally back to Dallas.

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/purpleprius_zps20a485fd.jpg

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

and the last sticker is…;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

"...back to Dallas alive wins.". Heck, I doubt anybody would make it as far as Waco. "Them's fightin words!!!"

[mr surveyor]

as long as they never got out of the city limit limits of Dallas, Austin, San Antonio or Houston, they would blend right in. All them other towns, and most anywhere in between, they would certainly find some "difficulties". Unfortunately, Austin has become our very own version of San Francisco.

[wyntrout]

That was always my thought. I only went up there for a few Ham Radio Fests while living in San Antonio. It's a shame that Liberals start flocking to an area and then they change it to something like San Francisco!

Wynn:)

[JFootin]

http://holygrailoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-India-Airline-plane-meanwhile-e1361484529182.jpg

[Barth]

https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo43/f1/6f/b2440fef81a5__1359760258000.jpeg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=falsehttps://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo59/ec/43/b103b1327e98__1361549140000.jpeg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=false

[jocko]

https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo43/f1/6f/b2440fef81a5__1359760258000.jpeg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=falsehttps://www.t-mobilepictures.com/myalbum/thumbnail/photo59/ec/43/b103b1327e98__1361549140000.jpeg?tw=0&th=720&s=true&rs=false

is a femaleboss,then whaqtis ur problem:D:D:D

[wyntrout]

Jocko! Guess who I thought of when I saw this?:D

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/45716_386953684735693_292833250_n.jpg

Wynn:D

[Barth]

Jocko! Guess who I thought of when I saw this?:D
Wynn:D
http://thinknice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Redneck-Chopper-John-Deere-Motorcycle.jpg

[Tinman507]

Jocko! Guess who I thought of when I saw this?:D
Wynn:D

http://www.myunusual.com/Pix/Redneck%20Pix/wood%20motorcycle.jpg

[wyntrout]

Hey, Barth! I went to the range/LGS with the new G19 Thursday and saw your "pistol"... only $1,199! They had 3 or 4 different .223 pistols.

Wynn:)

[jocko]

u guys are so kind to an ol man, I would like to \verbally thank you all but as u know this forum has some rules.

But tahnk you anyhow.

I do like the two guys in the farm lot and I am not impressed with the two hogs o the John Deer 3 wheeler. Just sayin.For a minute there I thought it looked like CJB, but I know he only goes i for thin chicks. He rides a HOG but he doesn't need to be seen with a hog. Just sayin.

Maybe sme day I can do u guys a jocko favor. Right now I am being inspected by the FDA over the possability of maybe "wasI" selling horse meat over seas for bologna and Italian salami.. I am gonna take the lance armstrong approach, I SWEAR I DID NOT DO THAT.

[Barth]

Hey, Barth! I went to the range/LGS with the new G19 Thursday and saw your "pistol"... only $1,199! They had 3 or 4 different .223 pistols.

Wynn:)

LOL,
Yup my LGS has them at that price too.
Got mine for $862.00

I totally love my SLR-106U.
But for $1,199?!?!?

Lots of people are going to lose money betting when I'll buy my next gun.
At these prices it's not going to happen.

UPDATE: The Arsenal SLR-106U is now priced a $1299 at Shooters World Tampa!