PDA

View Full Version : super bowel I love football



AIRret
02-03-2013, 05:32 PM
Yes, I am a women and not only do I love guns, I love FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!
I'll watch it from morning until night and I can't get ENOUGH!!

I really do love it. I'm an athlete that has been forced into retirement, but I still love it.

Got to go-------Kick-off
Will talk later!!!

RRP
02-03-2013, 05:57 PM
Got to go-------

Ah, yes. A sense of urgency. When nature calls. I know the feeling. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

This must be what you meant by Super Bowel.

Enjoy the game! :D

ripley16
02-03-2013, 06:41 PM
Are you watching the Toilet Bowl? Are the commercials good? :D

mr surveyor
02-03-2013, 08:11 PM
that whole "bowel" thing had me a bit confused too. No matter, I'm in my cave, cleaning and resizing brass. Who's playing???? I heard the Baltimore Colts and San Francisco Giants. Johnny U retired, didn't he?

Only a month away from Baseball season, then I might watch.

ripley16
02-03-2013, 08:15 PM
Toledo Turds - 24
Tallahassee Toilet Paper -18

at the half.

melissa5
02-03-2013, 09:28 PM
I think bowel adequately describes the half time show and some of the commercials.

mr surveyor
02-03-2013, 09:36 PM
just got word from mrs surv that it's actually turned into a ball game.

Bawanna
02-03-2013, 09:49 PM
It actually did.

O'Dell
02-04-2013, 03:17 AM
Who won? Oh, and maybe I should also ask, "who was playing? I followed my normal "Super Bowl Sunday" tradition of not turning on the TV. I guess I'm still recovering from a marathon session on the computer Friday, getting my stupid taxes filed.

Barth
02-04-2013, 06:39 AM
First half looked like a blow out.
I was switching between the game and The Walking Dead.
Dead people ended up being more entertaining...
http://scifimafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/The-Walking-Dead-amc-3-wide-560x283.jpg

JFootin
02-04-2013, 08:40 AM
SF came back in the 2nd half, though, and kept it exciting. Just like they did in the playoff. I am very impressed with Chris Kaepernick.

JFootin
02-04-2013, 08:47 AM
I think bowel adequately describes the half time show and some of the commercials.

+1. Beyonce's performance was empty of any soul or substance and was not entertaining to me. She needs to take some performance lessons from Madonna and some soul lessons from Mariah Carey. And the ads were disappointing, too.

AIRret
02-04-2013, 09:32 AM
Ah, yes. A sense of urgency. When nature calls. I know the feeling. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

This must be what you meant by Super Bowel.

Enjoy the game! :D

Hey, I'm dyslexic so if the computer doesn't catch my spelling error (or usage) I don't realize the mistake. I did great in college (3.76 undergrad. and 3.78 in grade school) but I was extremely careful when writing papers. On the forum I don't bother taking the time. My dyslexia is mild, but I can spell the same word three different ways on a single page. So it is what it is.

jocko
02-04-2013, 10:04 AM
the go daddy kissin commercial sucked UNLESS u were the geek lip locking with that gal. I read today that they had to do 45 takes on that lip locking thing to get it right. Now I ask you was this fella a real geek or was he one smart SOB. I think he was a genius..

Barth
02-04-2013, 10:10 AM
Hey, I'm dyslexic so if the computer doesn't catch my spelling error (or usage) I don't realize the mistake. I did great in college (3.76 undergrad. and 3.78 in grade school) but I was extremely careful when writing papers. On the forum I don't bother taking the time. My dyslexia is mild, but I can spell the same word three different ways on a single page. So it is what it is.

LOL - join the club.
I'm dyslexic too.
Although I'm constantly wrong with it.
Got beaten once a week by my minister step father for poor spelling in school.
Made me mean as a snake.

Even dyslexic,
I still tested well enough to be inserted into a gifted children program.

Bawanna
02-04-2013, 10:19 AM
+1. Beyonce's performance was empty of any soul or substance and was not entertaining to me. She needs to take some performance lessons from Madonna and some soul lessons from Mariah Carey. And the ads were disappointing, too.

Interesting take, I admit I didn't know who Beyonce was until the big to do over her singing at the inauguration but I found it entertaining, tasteful and not smutty and nasty like most previous ones' I've seen. Mr No nose Jackson's sisters wardrobe malfunction comes to mind. That was bad even without the wardrobe malfunction.

What a song to play during a Super Bowl Halftime show. Who thinks this **** up anyhow.

TheTman
02-04-2013, 11:11 AM
I really like the Dodge Ram "So God made a Farmer" by Paul Harvery.
I thought it was cool they said God repeatedly.

Popeye
02-04-2013, 11:17 AM
I watched the game it was entertaining. Once more they used the kids from Conn.to keep the anti gun sentiment going. Elecia Keys redition of the star Spangled branner didn't do much for me. Half time show sucked as far as I'm concerned. The commercials were a big disapointment this year. The only good thing that came out of the whole thing is now we won't have to listen to that murder Ray Lewis cry and talk about God. I'm not anti religion, but I'm so sick of it coming from him. Ray Lewis didn't do a darn thing in that game to be thumping his chest. Flacco won that game for the Ravens not anything Lewis did.

jocko
02-04-2013, 11:18 AM
well tinman if it is my money apying for the add, those fokkers bestnot even try to sanction what I say. If it is clean and moral which that add certainly was and then to even tread on Paul Harvey legacy and to try to sanction that wold be blasphemy at its highest.

More than likely though 75% have no clue who Paul harvery was either.

OldLincoln
02-04-2013, 12:15 PM
Hey AIRret... Don't matter how you spell here. We've been schooled by Jocko, the king of "if you can read it it ain't mispelled."

I watched a little of the game and was disappointed by the commercials. They used to be something special for the superbowl but now more like the standard. One exception that I agree was special was the Farmer with Paul Harvey voice over.

Where's the McIntosh hammer throwing, or the Bud-Wis-Er frogs, and the dozens of others that keep coming back in my mind when I thing of SuperBowl? Seems they have lost creativity in marketing. Of course I wish they hadn't come up with the "Where's the Beef?" as I learned to hate it after seeing it a million and one times.

Bawanna
02-04-2013, 12:32 PM
I did enjoy the one where the Clydesdale came running up to the guy that raised him.

Kind of touched me. Always had an affection for draft horses too.

jocko
02-04-2013, 12:39 PM
personally I likfe draft beer better, u don'thave to feed them. but I was attracted to the horses head though. Just sayin

melissa5
02-04-2013, 12:41 PM
I really like the Dodge Ram "So God made a Farmer" by Paul Harvery.
I thought it was cool they said God repeatedly.

Best commercial of the night, IMHO. Didn't know it was Paul Harvey. That makes it even better.

jocko
02-04-2013, 12:46 PM
thats because u were probalby a young pup back in Pauls's day. Just sayin

Bawanna
02-04-2013, 12:47 PM
In my early fence building career and first few years of warehouse work the midday Paul Harvey broadcast was sacred. All came to a stop while we listened.

Paul Harvey........good day.

AIRret
02-04-2013, 12:48 PM
LOL - join the club.
I'm dyslexic too.
Although I'm constantly wrong with it.
Got beaten once a week by my minister step father for poor spelling in school.
Made me mean as a snake.

Even dyslexic,
I still tested well enough to be inserted into a gifted children program.

Thanks, Barth. You are right dyslexia doesn't have anything to do with intelligence, But it is frustrating.

Bawanna
02-04-2013, 12:50 PM
They say that about left handed people too. ........:behindsofa::behindsofa::behindsofa:

AIRret
02-04-2013, 01:33 PM
They say that about left handed people too. ........:behindsofa::behindsofa::behindsofa:

I'm also left handed. It's the only thing I have in common with Obummer!!
Maybe I ought to cut off my left hand.--------Na, I shoot better two handed.

Bawanna
02-04-2013, 01:41 PM
Here in Washington you'd qualify for a handicap sticker for your car. Don't cut off your hand to spite odummy, not worth it.

We love you just the way you are are in spite of your infirmities. Where's that couch again.

Flincher
02-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Who won? Oh, and maybe I should also ask, "who was playing? I followed my normal "Super Bowl Sunday" tradition of not turning on the TV. I guess I'm still recovering from a marathon session on the computer Friday, getting my stupid taxes filed.

Was there some sort of sporting event on TV last night ?? Since my wife was watching re-runs of Sex in the City, I spent the night cleaning handguns.:001_tt2:

2edgesword
02-04-2013, 02:21 PM
I'm late to the party...

Very impressed with the way SF came back after the lights came on. They made a game of it.

It's really interesting the way that early screw-up resulting in the first time out really cost SF in the end. With 40 seconds left rather than 4 seconds they may have been able to move the ball into field goal range on a final drive to win the game. In a game of big plays what appeared to be a minor screw-up could have made the difference in the outcome.

RRP
02-04-2013, 02:43 PM
Hey, I'm dyslexic so if the computer doesn't catch my spelling error (or usage) I don't realize the mistake. I did great in college (3.76 undergrad. and 3.78 in grade school) but I was extremely careful when writing papers. On the forum I don't bother taking the time. My dyslexia is mild, but I can spell the same word three different ways on a single page. So it is what it is.

No harm, no foul. Just havin' a little fun with ya.

Dyslexics of America, UNTIE! ;)

jocko
02-04-2013, 02:46 PM
I'm late to the party...

Very impressed with the way SF came back after the lights came on. They made a game of it.

It's really interesting the way that early screw-up resulting in the first time out really cost SF in the end. With 40 seconds left rather than 4 seconds they may have been able to move the ball into field goal range on a final drive to win the game. In a game of big plays what appeared to be a minor screw-up could have made the difference in the outcome.

andif u watche dthe entire game the announcers even made note that that early time out which was worthless at the time might come back and haunt them. It did.. SF had numerous choices to put the game away so they can't blame their lose on that last debateable play of theirs IMO. Had the lights not went out, I tink the big MO was going for the Ravens and it might have been a blow out to. It turned out toe be a great game.

AIRret
02-04-2013, 02:55 PM
No harm, no foul. Just havin' a little fun with ya.

Dyslexics of America, UNTIE! ;)

All is GOOD!

muggsy
02-04-2013, 03:07 PM
Funny you guys should mention the bowel. I had mine checked by a colorectal surgeon this morning. He found two hemorrhoids and a fissure. This goes to show that I'm not a perfect A-hole like some of you suspected, but I can be a pain in the Arse.

jocko
02-04-2013, 04:36 PM
there is no perfect a-hole, so your OK . As u know u have to earn the status of an a-hole. Bawanna willnot let anyone callu that unless uhave earned it, so wear it proud A-hole.