Have you ever wondered?

[muggsy]

Have you ever wondered why it's practically impossible to please everyone and so damned easy to piss everyone off? I think of these things while I'm cleaning my guns.

[Bawanna]

Never wondered about it much, I'm damn good at it, almost a forte with me but never wondered about it much.

I shall ponder this with a large bottle of Hoppes #9 at my earliest convenience.

[RevRay]

Have you ever wondered why it's practically impossible to please everyone and so damned easy to piss everyone off? I think of these things while I'm cleaning my guns.

I'm no expert ... but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the basic issues surrounding the nature of man.

And lest I offend someone out there ... let me add ... and woman.

And in case someone thinks I'm being too officious ... let me also add ... imho.

But then ... what do I know?

[ltxi]

Have you ever wondered why it's practically impossible to please everyone and so damned easy to piss everyone off? I think of these things while I'm cleaning my guns.

Not really. I'm just pleased that I'm good at it.

[Longitude Zero]

Never wasted a thought on caring about that.

[GROTMAN]

I usually think of much deeper things than that.. for instance..Do you think the reason cannibals don't eat clowns is because they taste..funny? :o

[RevRay]

I usually think of much deeper things than that.. for instance..Do you think the reason cannibals don't eat clowns is because they taste..funny? :o

Now that, I can honestly say, I have never thought about before.

[ltxi]

I usually think of much deeper things than that.. for instance..Do you think the reason cannibals don't eat clowns is because they taste..funny? :o

You need to email this thought to Stephen King.

[JohnR]

I aim to please anyone who agrees to pay me money in exchange for something, and my wife sometimes. Everyone else can kiss my a$$.

[GROTMAN]

You need to email this thought to Stephen King.
Thanks but can't take credit for it. It was one of George Carlins "Calinisms".
Here's a sample of a few more:


Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are not going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?



(linda.adkins@uni.edu)

[Harrylee]

Man is composed of a chemical balance, this balance goes from high to low. With that there is the feeling from good to bad, from the feelings from sad to crazy. We are all a chemistry ,being from what makes us from being good to bad .People yell at you for slowing down just for going into your driveway anymore, they yell at traffic lights .What used to be a friendly wave is now the finger, road rage the first I heard that in the early 80's I had no ideas what that was. I soon found out, I enjoy going down the back roads looking at the scenery and maybe someone will wave at you. That’s the way it should go, as things changed it is now (I want society ).All we can do is be is the best we can and not regret what we do. All that is need to do is in our heart you know you are good and the best we can be

[muggsy]

I usually think of much deeper things than that.. for instance..Do you think the reason cannibals don't eat clowns is because they taste..funny? :o

That's a distinct possibility. I find it interesting that a mundane pass time such as cleaning a gun can lead to such an interesting philosophical discussion. The things that make you want to say Hmmmm.

[Alfonse]

That's a distinct possibility. I find it interesting that a mundane pass time such as cleaning a gun can lead to such an interesting philosophical discussion. The things that make you want to say Hmmmm.

Must be the solvent fumes.

[yqtszhj]

Have you ever wondered why it's practically impossible to please everyone and so damned easy to piss everyone off? I think of these things while I'm cleaning my guns.

Sounds like it's best to just take the easy way then.

[Popeye]

I do not intentionally try to piss anyone off in this world, it does happen though, but some people wake up already pissed off at the world without my help. Hell I'm happy just to wake up. :D

[TheTman]

I think there are too many bullheaded people in the world, that think theirs is the only answer, and when you disagree, it pisses them off. Ask any libtard. They get pissed over any and all things.

[muggsy]

Must be the solvent fumes.

Another distinct possibility. And taken in the true intended spirit of the original post. Alfonse, you are a wonder. :)

[Popeye]

I've always believed I'm going to be as happy in life as I choose to be at any given moment It's all on me,and knowone else how I view people and things going on in my life. I've come to the conclusion that some people just feel better when there miserable. It's what makes them happy. Not quite sure I get all that, but then maybe I'm not supposed to.:D