Those Pop Tarts are Dangerous!

[kahrseye]

A boy was suspended because the teacher thought his pastry looked like a gun. And the madness continues.

http://www.examiner.com/article/7-year-old-boy-josh-welch-suspended-for-shaping-his-food-into-a-gun

[chrish]

I'm having a cherry pop tart right now, as we speak, watching the original Red Dawn on Encore. I think I'll bite it into the shape of a gun and shoot some commies on the screen w/ cherry goo.

[muggsy]

Becareful, those pits can be dangerous. You'll shoot your eye out kid.

[PNine64]

I can't comprehend how anyone...anywhere along the line...can't see how utterly ridiculous this is. So much for the "reasonable man" approach.

[kahrseye]

I know what they're trying to do. You're a little kid in school minding your own business, eating your pop tart and along comes a spider, I'm mean teacher. She's sees your pop tart and it reminds her of a gun...probably eveything reminds her of a gun. She then decides she's going to report it. Now you and all the other little kids see what happens if something just looks like a gun and you think to yourself, guns are bad. It's all about indoctrination and brain washing. Make no mistake, the anti gunners are gunning for the children. They think they will get rid of guns after several generations are brain washed to think they are evil.

[Bawanna]

And Kahrseye gets the Bingo of the day today.

[downtownv]

Easily explained it's in Maryland! Where the gun grabbers were overwhelmed with pro gunners at the Capitol bldg. a few weeks ago!
That Governor O'Malley is a Barack hip pocket type of guy...!

[TheTman]

And the madness continues. Our AG Eric Holder stated his goal years ago was to brainswash the children into thinking guns are evil. Great news for kids, want a couple of days off school? Tear a piece of paper into an L shape, and there is your gun, and you get a few days vacation. Or point your finger at someone and say bang. Dictators and Tyrants are notorius for indoctrinating children into their ideaology. At least when people are told they can't have something, that makes some folks decide that they DO want whatever it is they are told they can't have. Like my daughter telling me since they are trying to put all these restrictions on guns, that she would like to have one now. I'm the same way, I never really wanted an AR15, until now that they are trying to ban them. It's not a caliber I have much use for. Few varmints come around here that I can't dispatch with a .22 or a shotgun. You can't hunt deer with them in my state, so I went with things chambered in 7.62 x 39, which is legal for hunting here.

[ebnub]

ban pop tarts

[chrish]

ban pop tarts

you best step back out my grill. Thems fightin' words 'round these parts.

you must be one of them toaster streudel sissies!!!

[nuke]

Has anyone insisted that the teacher and principal be drug tested?

[BEARDOG]

Oh my... I am afraid that teacher is on to lil' Josh, as apparently he must be a secret agent/ Austrian weapon designer in a kids suit. He was in the process of making the very top secret Glock 8! it is made of flour, sugar, and mostly artificial flavorings and after being nibbled into shape and heated becomes a fully automatic 11 mm pistol with a 200 rd clip, Its undetectable by metal detectors, and costs more then you make in a year! Lucky for everyone that teacher was on her A game and stopped him before it was too late!!!

[rhd04]

Kahrseye is exactly right!

[kahrseye]

Oh my... I am afraid that teacher is on to lil' Josh, as apparently he must be a secret agent/ Austrian weapon designer in a kids suit. He was in the process of making the very top secret Glock 8! it is made of flour, sugar, and mostly artificial flavorings and after being nibbled into shape and heated becomes a fully automatic 11 mm pistol with a 200 rd clip, Its undetectable by metal detectors, and costs more then you make in a year! Lucky for everyone that teacher was on her A game and stopped him before it was too late!!!

That's funny, I don't care who you are. :eek:

[Planedude]

Danger Will Robinson...Danger!!!

Semi Automatic Blueberry Alert! Yep that schools leaders are on drugs, piss tests for them all...