Just for Bawanna

[mr surveyor]

I searched the world (wide web) over for something just for you, Big Guy


Dead Monkey

On January 2nd of last year Davy Jones, lead singer for the 60's pop group the Monkeys passed away. The following morning headlines in the Washington Post read LEAD MONKEY DEAD. It took the secret service several hours to get Joe Biden to calm down and stop running around the white house yelling, I'm the President! I'm the President!

[wyntrout]

HA! HA! Really!

Wynn:D

[Bawanna]

I listened to the Monkey's a lot in their time.

The thought of Biden as president brought a smile to my face but at the same time I threw up a little bit in my mouth, I seem to do that a lot lately.

[mr surveyor]

wow... now that was a restrained, somewhat PC, response;)


edit to add: I get it.... this is the "kinder gentler Bawanna" speaking

[Bawanna]

Probably so, probably so. I've been applying my Jesse Stone tactic at work in not talking unless absolutely necessary and not calling a spade a spade or a dumb violet a dumb violet as I used to.
I think they are way confused now for sure.

Apparently this is bleeding over into my forum participation.

Probably helps that I haven't seen the missing link or his monkey wife for quite a spell so I'm feeling much better. I'd feel even better if I could find 5 or 6 bricks of 22 at the old prices, oh well it's ok to dream.

Maybe I'll profile somebody in the next day or two and I'll be like my old self.

Now if I can just come up with a million bucks to send Muggsy, I can get me some attaboys and life will indeed be close to perfect or as close as we can get without thinking White House occupants.

[jocko]

I searched the world (wide web) over for something just for you, Big Guy


Dead Monkey

On January 2nd of last year Davy Jones, lead singer for the 60's pop group the Monkeys passed away. The following morning headlines in the Washington Post read LEAD MONKEY DEAD. It took the secret service several hours to get Joe Biden to calm down and stop running around the white house yelling, I'm the President! I'm the President!

that wasjust super colonel. so good I hadto senditto my last democrat buddy. I have been looking for a way to really piss him off and to leave me the fokk alone. I thank you so much for this..Ur da man.:amflag:

[muggsy]

You guys realize that Scoundrel left the forum due to racially insensitive jokes like this. If it weren't for my great sense of humor I'd probably leave, too. Don't get your hope's up, Jocko. Just sayin'. :)

[jocko]

people just don'thave to read this stuff if it offends them.. I have no intentions of changing who I am to please utter people.

Most all of this insensitive stuff is also in the eyes of the beholder. To hear alot of blacks talk it was I that put them in chains etc or the Indians, it was I who stole their land. It is time to get past this stuff, for I am not taking the blame for what my ancestors did back then, and I am sure we don't know the entire story. But I think it might have been a white man who freed the slaves. Just sayin.and not all slaves were black either.. Muggsy we couldn't beat u away fromhere with a 10 ft pole. u love us to much. Just sayin.