pirate joke

[jocko]

SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …


A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,


"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?


What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook
but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****."


"It was my first day with the hook
:Amflag2:

[AIRret]

Almost as funny as the time my husband was sh### on by a seagull.
The incident ruined a brand new hat.

[RevRay]

Very funny ... my wife and I both enjoyed that one. Thanks, Jocko.

[jocko]

heh, I'm just the messenger, u certainly had to know that ol jocko is not smart enough to tink of a joke that good and "that clean".

[Bawanna]

Aw heck, I thought your were the pirate and it was a biography.

Boy am I dumb.

[jocko]

ok, u can put anutter sticker on ur plane, u got me on that one.. Just sayin

[GROTMAN]

He must of looked something like this..
http://i.verylol.com/1/funny_pirate.jpg (http://www.verylol.com/funny-pirate-2254/)

[white08gt]

one Halloween a trick or treater came to the door dressed as a pirate, I asked him where the rest of his buccaneers were? he said under bucking hat.

[downtownv]

Aw heck, I thought your were the pirate and it was a biography.

Boy am I dumb.

Oh good Lord, You know that would be disastrous, when Jocko's Nutz itched!:target:

[jocko]

as the lead pirate, I would have nutz itchers. Just sayin. I bet Monica would even itch um for me, if she wasn't distracted by BIGGER things.

semper volgare!!!:Amflag2:

[GOG]

I didn't see it coming. Good one. :D

[muggsy]

That it, pick on a sailor. Harumph! :)

[pineappleshooter]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel sticking out of his fly.

The bartender says, "Hey, you realize you have a ships wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate answers, "Aye, tiz driving me nuts!"

[7shot]

Botta bing Botta boom...good one guys!

[wyattninek]

lol.. funny