New Survivor Show

[kahrseye]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV show, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they willgo on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=b7a59f0e1b&view=att&th=13db6954f1dc4ca2&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1


Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1."I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10."I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

and the last sticker is…

15."I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.



I just know it's going to be a hit! :eek:

[muggsy]

I guess no one is into reality shows.

[O'Dell]

I know I'm not. What's "Survivor" anyway?

[eireguy]

But it'll only last one show!

[07Dually]

Now that would be a "reality"show!

Charlie:Amflag2:

NRA Patron Life Member

[jeepster09]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV show, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they willgo on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=b7a59f0e1b&view=att&th=13db6954f1dc4ca2&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1


Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1."I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10."I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

and the last sticker is…

15."I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.



I just know it's going to be a hit! :eek:


http://www.finalgear.com/shows/topgear/9/3/

http://www.topgearbox.com/2007/episode-guides/series-9/series-9-episode-3/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0074gdc


"Top Gear" actually did a show like that....they bought a couple of beater cars in Florida and put saying's like that all over them and drove to New Orleans. They got close to being killed a couple of times along the way. The show was supposed to be about having a cheap vacation by getting cars cheap drving them on a road trip and re-selling them at destination for a small profit. They ended up giving cars away in New Orleans after seeing the storm destruction. It was a cool show!