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Barth
04-02-2013, 12:03 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57577467/obama-announces-the-next-great-american-project/
Obama unveils $100M initiative to map human brain!
"None of this will be easy -- if it was we'd already know everything there was about how the brain works," the president said.
"Presumably my life would be simpler here -- it would explain all kinds of things that go on here in Washington."

I for one don't need to spend $100M to explain what's going on in Washington.

Wouldn't it be nice to spend $100M on school safety instead?

chrish
04-02-2013, 12:34 PM
It'll be easy project if he's the subject to be studied and mapped. Easily one of the dumbest humans alive. The media and pundit claim of his intelligence is vastly over-stated.

As Rush used to say, I could out-wit him w/ half my brain tied behind my back.

Wisewolfhowling
04-02-2013, 01:54 PM
I think Hitler was also intrigued with mind control.

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Barth
04-02-2013, 02:06 PM
I think Hitler was also intrigued with mind control.

Don't get me started.

Bawanna
04-02-2013, 02:21 PM
He was indeed, he also shared several other characteristics of the 47%er's leader but lets not go there.

The whole Hitler deal still leaves a lot of residual pain so don't give him another seconds worth of notoriety. He was pond scum just like the current occupant of the white house.

muggsy
04-02-2013, 02:35 PM
You gotta have a brain before you can map it. I think that a lack of brains explains a lot about what's going on in Washington and the rest of the country.

deadeye
04-02-2013, 03:13 PM
"Mapping the human brain is exactly the type of research we should be funding...it's great science," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va.
Sure it's only Ovomit that needs help?

Longitude Zero
04-02-2013, 03:21 PM
Brain mapping my butt...oops Obamas butt.

getsome
04-02-2013, 03:56 PM
We'll just add this on to the deficit spending list along with:

30 Million grant to Pakistani Mango Farmers

10 Million gift to fund a Pakistani version of "Sesame Street" (They had a hard time finding a suicide vest to fit Cookie Monster)

Alaska's famous Bridge to Nowhere

120 Million for retirement and disability benifits for Federal Employees that are already dead

A 200 Million gift to King Abdullah II of Jordan to help with Syrian Refugees

1 Million to NASA to develop a "Mars Menu"... whatever that is

$325,000 Dollar grant to fund "Robo Squirrel" a robot squirrel to see if rattle snakes would try and eat them.... Why?????

And on and on and on....Be sure to add a Thank You note to Obama in your April 15 Income Tax Bill for everything he does for us little people....

gilfo
04-02-2013, 04:29 PM
I'm all for it. Maybe we can find out why so many idiots voted for Obama.

Tinman507
04-02-2013, 04:35 PM
http://homepaddock.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/compressed-socialist-brain.jpg

Bawanna
04-02-2013, 04:48 PM
"Mapping the human brain is exactly the type of research we should be funding...it's great science," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va.
Sure it's only Ovomit that needs help?

Ovomit, I kind of like the ring of that one. Mind if I use that from time to time?

OldLincoln
04-02-2013, 06:12 PM
Follow the money! How much is going to the private "Acorn Institute of Mind Mapping" not subject to public review.

yqtszhj
04-02-2013, 08:44 PM
This thread is taking such a lovely peaceful tone, LOL :)

tv_racin_fan
04-03-2013, 07:13 AM
Getsome, they didn't build that Bridge to Nowhere, they just built the road to where the bridge was supposed to go...

deadeye
04-03-2013, 10:28 AM
Go ahead and use it with my blessing. Hey! did I misspell the name Braaaaak Ovomit? Sorry.

Armybrat
04-04-2013, 08:48 AM
He ought to map the pro-choice brain...

http://i.imgur.com/4yQFfBO.jpg

MikeyKahr
04-04-2013, 09:15 AM
The "Next Great American Project" will be salvaging what is left of our Constitutional Republic once President Obama has been done tinkering in 2016. Or Hillary Clinton in 2024. Or Rahm Emanuel in 2032. Okay it's over.

chrish
04-04-2013, 12:36 PM
The "Next Great American Project" will be salvaging what is left of our Constitutional Republic once President Obama has been done tinkering in 2016. Or Hillary Clinton in 2024. Or Rahm Emanuel in 2032. Okay it's over.

Only way this happens is the first scenario, and we somehow elect someone more Libertarian or hard-core true conservative. Rinos will delay it, but not stop it. If either of the 2 latter scenarios go down (Hillary or Hillary then another Democrat), it won't be a salvage operation at that point, it'll be a full reset 'do over'. Or we are just cooked permanently. I'm thinking cooked permanently. I have little faith left in the American electorate at this point.

downtownv
04-04-2013, 01:32 PM
We'll just add this on to the deficit spending list along with:

30 Million grant to Pakistani Mango Farmers

10 Million gift to fund a Pakistani version of "Sesame Street" (They had a hard time finding a suicide vest to fit Cookie Monster)

Alaska's famous Bridge to Nowhere

120 Million for retirement and disability benifits for Federal Employees that are already dead

A 200 Million gift to King Abdullah II of Jordan to help with Syrian Refugees

1 Million to NASA to develop a "Mars Menu"... whatever that is

$325,000 Dollar grant to fund "Robo Squirrel" a robot squirrel to see if rattle snakes would try and eat them.... Why?????

And on and on and on....Be sure to add a Thank You note to Obama in your April 15 Income Tax Bill for everything he does for us little people....

A whole lot of that hurricane Sandy money was for BS like studying fish in Arkansas.... a tom of PORK only 32B went to NY and NJ the rest was all Fat and Gristle! Also most people that have paid insurances for years are gettin the big hand job from them. FEMA has new requirements that can't be met so there will be lots of sandboxes for sale very soon along NJ/NY Beach communities.