Old Jocko

[muggsy]

I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that old Jocko was thrown out of a safety seminar for seniors, yesterday. The question was posed, "What steps would you take if you encountered a fire in the building?" Apparently "Fokking big ones!" wasn't the correct answer. :)

[JFootin]

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[mr surveyor]

:)!!

[MW surveyor]

I also heard that they asked him what he would do if a fire broke out in his meat market.

His reply of "Take my meat and beat it" was also incorrect.

Lord, I apologize for that.............................................. ...............but it is funny. :)

[Flincher]

HE-HE-HE:yo:

[jocko]

and this is to my friend:

SMART ASS - Love this one

Had to pass this one on...I love being older!! ol jocko and bawanna
Two old businessmen in were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."


Seniors -- don't fokkin mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!

[MW surveyor]

Hey, I was surfing by and just had to respond to the OP!

Good one any way jocko.

[Armybrat]

Geezer humor. :D

[GROTMAN]

Speaking of Jocko.. pretty sure I saw him at the beach one day..:D
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[jeepster09]

Speaking of Jocko.. pretty sure I saw him at the beach one day..:D
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That's what happens when Jocko goes to the EAST coast....:eek:

[jocko]

I think that was in 05 at the daytona bike week, . PRICELESS!! that was when I thought I could surfboard and drink at the same time. I have since wised up. I QUIT SURFBOARDING..:Amflag2:

[GROTMAN]

Glad you wised up. Now maybe should rethink about drinking and typing at the same time as well. :behindsofa: :D

[jocko]

actually I am working on it. I just typed this with only 4 beers.. grotman, there is no need to hide behind that fokking couch. It won't stop my high performance 9mm, course u would be safe if bawanna was shootin at u with his trusty 45. Just sayin.

oh by the way love ur avitar, I got a bunch of those years back, not the eatin kind though:Amflag2: oops just realized that is a scorpion and not a crab. Mea Culpa.

semper vulgare!!

[Bawanna]

Speaking of Jocko.. pretty sure I saw him at the beach one day..:D
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Nice butt.

[CJB]

@#$@#$@#$#$!@#$~!~~~~~!~!!!~

Now I got Jocks butt seared into my visual memory.

Do you folks realize how much of a waste of GOOD BOURBON it is... to erase J'mans ass from my visual cortex?

[jocko]

buttI bet u will give it a good try though.

How was the leesburg raly CJB??? Been a longtimesinceI was at that place. Weather up north here is just to damn iffy to try to ride it. Maybe next year wen the wife retires, her and I might cvhance it and make it to Sanford, Fl to stay with my daughter.

today here in Indiana it was 74 and Monday it was 23 degree, set an all time low for April..

[jeepster09]

@#$@#$@#$#$!@#$~!~~~~~!~!!!~

Now I got Jocks butt seared into my visual memory.

Do you folks realize how much of a waste of GOOD BOURBON it is... to erase J'mans ass from my visual cortex?


Yeow....

[jocko]

to be truthful ol jocko quit drinkin 27 years ago..

[Bawanna]

Truth be told I don't drink anymore either.















Don't drink any less but not anymore either.

[CJB]

Leesburg isn't until April 26th weekend - so its three weeks off.

Truth be told, I've taken up the bourbon slack for Jocko and Bawanna....

... just kiddin.

[muggsy]

I don't think he's going to like that crack, so to speak. I can sense a horse head in the mail.
:)