Tactical Bacon!!??

[wyntrout]

I was trying to tear myself away from this computer and start my taxes. I checked my mail and the was a sale "email" and this was one of the specials:
theurbanarmory.com: CMMG Consumables cmmg tactical bacon, tb-1, 9oz, 10 (http://www.theurbanarmory.com/item/171584__CMMG_Consumables_CMMG_Tactical_Bacon__9-Ou.aspx?w=7c%2bNYXNhWSU%3d)
Is there Tactical Toast... or eggs?? I remember canned eggs... some green... in "C"-rats... I also remember little packs of cigarettes, too. I swear that I even saw some of those green labeled Luckies!! Probably from the Korean War... KW I.
Later!
Wynn:D

[In-Yo-Grill]

I thought it was going to be a picture of a dead hog and an AR-15.

[jlottmc]

Wow I needed a laugh today.

[steve666]

While I haven't tried it, I've heard that it isn't bad.

[Bawanna]

I have to wonder in a survival situation if you heated it up would it make grease that you could then use to lubricate your black plastic tupperware rifle? Seems like it would make sense.:nerd:

[Frankhenrylee]

I have to wonder in a survival situation if you heated it up would it make grease that you could then use to lubricate your black plastic tupperware rifle? Seems like it would make sense.:nerd:
Probably so, but if not I'm sure it'll lubricate your excretory system, just like Bruce Lee says, "you must flow like water"

[PigButtons]

Probably so, but if not I'm sure it'll lubricate your excretory system, just like Bruce Lee says, "you must flow like water"

This must be it as tactical's definition is aiding in or purposed to achieving an OUT COME. And what better than 5 year old survival bacon to make it come out.

[wyntrout]

Oscar Mayer makes this product and there isn't a lot of fat left, but there is some if you need it to grease something up. Be mindful, though, out in the wild the critters can really smell this yummy stuff and if you have a whiff on you, they'll smell you from miles away and want to eat you... that's right... not meet you, but maybe treat you as meat!:eek: Bears really love bacon and anything that smells like that. People that go into bear country smelling like bears' favorite snacks, will get mistaken for snacks.:eek:
Oh, I keep this OM product in the freezer until needed and freeze what I don't use. it's not great, but not bad. I prefer my bacon kind of "limp" -- not crunchy. But, I'll take what I can get.:D
Dang... not getting far along on taxes. Having trouble getting wife's 1099R online for filing our returns. It seems you can't use the same email address. I just slogged through adding her as a sub-account and now I have to try to register her at the retired military pay site.
Wynn:)

[Bawanna]

:) I once took an old girlfriend down to the doctor's and had a set of "TACTICAL BREAST " implanted on her.

Now THOSE were useful. :D

Not sure about bacon tho???

Hmmm, this is definitely the stuff Bawanna lives for but does he really want to go here? Try to stay educational, and learn something? Seems fair enough.

So ryoung, how much did a set of Tactical Breast cost for your old girlfriend?
Did you get to watch? :hungry: What were they useful for? :o Bacon wouldn't help?:rolleyes:
Is she an old girlfriend because of age or you got tire of the tactical breast? :cool: Or she found other admirers of the tactical breast you provided and decided to share with others? :40: Is this going anywhere constructive, like I'm the one that really cares about that, yeah right.:w00t:

[Bawanna]

:) The Tactical Breast were wonderful !

I just should have spent the extra $$$ and had a silencer installed on her mouth at the same time....LOL !! :D

I think another nail had been hit directly on the head. What price peace and quiet. I've been hitched to the same wagon for 25 years come August or July or maybe Sept, I best figure that out or risk another beatin but I attribute most of its success to me being deaf as a stump so she don't waste alot of verbiage on me and I'm very flexible, which doesn't hurt either. Trouble is when she does talk, she talks at me and shouts cause I'm deaf, which makes it seem like nagging which it probably is and also like orders and I have a real difficult time with authority. It's my house by golly and we'll play by my rules just as long as she's ok with that. I also attribute our longevity to her amazing physical assets. I could use the money I save on those tactical implants on a silencer. yee haw! Another happy ending, thanks ryoung, you da man!!!!!

[gb6491]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2isuu8j.jpgThe King Of Meats has gone tactical!!! Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house! (http://www.squidoo.com/I_Love_Bacon)

Bacon Explosion (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)

Just the thing for those tactical implants! (http://bacontoday.com/the-lady-behind-the-bacon-bra-literally/)

International Bacon Day is September 5th (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/)

Bacon today (http://bacontoday.com/)

Regards,
Greg

[noslolo]

"(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
LOL!! you got love the Homer!!!

[noslolo]

People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex (http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/)

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bar-graph.jpg
The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods (http://www.mapleleaf.com/en/), 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex. Are you surprised? If you’re a daily reader of Bacon Today the answer is probably no. In fact, you’re probably asking a question of your own — Canadian or Traditional bacon? Sadly, the survey was not that specific.
Some other interesting findings in the survey:

Move over High Karate…23% of men ranked bacon as their number one favorite fragrance
Four out of five respondents (82%) who said they love bacon also said they are good lovers
Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if ‘my partner loves bacon more than me’





Read more: http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/#ixzz0kzzM6YNq (http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/#ixzz0kzzM6YNq)

[noslolo]

My Dad used to be the head inspector at the Maple Leaf (Canada Packers) plant in PEI Canada, when I was growing up. Whole sides of bacon, monster sized bags of hot dogs. I had to clean offices at 11 years old to help with the bills, but I never went hungery. Good times!!

[Frankhenrylee]

I don't know about tactical breast, but I do make the old lady refer to me formely as "Staff Captain"

[kahrseye]

This is what can happen http://attachments.postoffice.net/tpl/Attachment/323ATHOPB/ATT83984.jpg?FileName=ATT83984.jpg&Q=192oDLwgy5920M1113&O=12572&ContentLength=19304&DownloadID=DBJGwhen you eat too much bacon.

[Bawanna]

:puke::puke:This is what happens when you eat bacon and then look at the picture of the first sister. Now that's a whole lot of first sister!:faint2::puke:

[jlottmc]

I'm eating here... guess it's a good thing I have an iron stomach. Is there anything that bacon and beer can't fix?

[kahrseye]

You guys are missing the real point here. The lesson here is if you eat alot of bacon it will cause you to have small feet.....

[Bawanna]

I'm eating here... guess it's a good thing I have an iron stomach. Is there anything that bacon and beer can't fix?

If you can eat bacon and drink beer while looking at that picture you do indeed have an iron stomach. I just can't look at it no mo!. Seen it once before, then here, that's enough. Where's my Dillon magazine?

[jlottmc]

Dillon's Blue Press...mmmm. And I don't have small feet, just small other things, and no that's not why I carry a gun or eat bacon. I wish I had a beer right now though, I'm here at work at the kinda frown on beer on campus around here.

[Frankhenrylee]

Whoa, are those tactical hams? They do look like they could stop a bullet. I do consider myself a butt man, and I can't help but wonder what that would be like. You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your right foot in, and you twist it all about!

[Bawanna]

Whoa, are those tactical hams? They do look like they could stop a bullet. I do consider myself a butt man, and I can't help but wonder what that would be like. You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your right foot in, and you twist it all about!

I've heard of fella's like you. A little sick and twisted. NO disrespect mind ya. People think I'm sick and twisted cause I like Studebakers. Never actually knew one, well actually I do. My boss looks an awful lot like that photo, maybe a few pounds and couple feet less diameter, and not so much tan. Her husband is a little bitty guy, I sometimes find myself chuckling thinking about that combination. They had a child a few years ago, I wouldn't have thought it was possible but like you maybe he used his foot. If your a butt man, then this is definitely a keeper. Please keep her in a closet so us normble people arent nauseated. Funny the trail some of these threads travel huh?