perfectly clear

[jocko]

As a devout CUBS fan since birth, I do wantto make this perfectly clear before I get accused and stomped on by forum members.
I DID NOT SEND THE GOAT HEAD TO WRIGLEY FIELD YESTERDAY.:Amflag2:

Thank you and God bless america and the Chicago cubs.

[Barth]

If it were a horse head, rather than a goat?
I think I'd be the first to call Bravo Sierra.

But then again you could be short on cash and going for the spread???
http://winbetting.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Baseball-Betting-a.jpghttp://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/agg/agg0802/agg080200074/2516791-a-goat-head-close-up-on-a-meadow.jpg

[muggsy]

As a devout CUBS fan since birth, I do wantto make this perfectly clear before I get accused and stomped on by forum members.
I DID NOT SEND THE GOAT HEAD TO WRIGLEY FIELD YESTERDAY.:Amflag2:

Thank you and God bless america and the Chicago cubs.

Thank you, Jocko, but I have to admit that you were the first one that I thought of when I first heard the story. Let's hope the Jinx is broken.

[getsome]

Sure you didn't Jocko, but just for the record, are you or are you not the owner of a used goat lot???....Just exactly what do you do with those older model goats that you take in on trade that just sit around the lot forever and never seem to sell????...

The news said the goat head was left at the Cubs front office in a brown paper bag and the security video showed an older grizzled geezer in the parking lot riding off on a Harley Davidson motorcycle with milkshake stains on the tank...

Did you or did you not have a large BBQ last weekend that the neighbors complained to the Police about the funky smell coming from your backyard grill and can you explain that new fur vest you were seen wearing at the party????

Well fess up old man, come clean about it and you will feel so much better, a guilty conscience is a terrible thing to carry around....

Oh yea and even if you won't admit doing the despicable act it won't break the jinx and you wasted your time, everyone knows that it was Harry Caray that sealed the deal forever when on his death bed his last words were: Cubs Suck, Cubs Suck, Cubs Succcccccccccccc...............................:p

[jocko]

Icanmakeno comment. I didnt knowthey had a outside video pointed towards the gate. Mine u I was not there but being u told methatIhaveto take ur word for it. Heh if they can put horsemeet in salami and hambergerover in europe, alittle ol goat mean in hamberger and sausage in this cuntry never hurt anyone either. I do have some relation in shy town that ride Harley's and are devout CUB fANS and they all wear thering of silence. U see I just knew guiys likeu and muggsyand aq few others would try to put the blame on me and other than raising goats. I am innocent. Just sayin

P.S. What color was the Harley

[Bawanna]

The picture wasn't too clear but it was definitely a Screaming Eagle! Is that significant?

[jocko]

I knew u would be aong. Jusst sayin

[MW surveyor]

I knew u would be aong. Jusst sayin

What? You think he would forget?

[Bawanna]

I knew u would be aong. Jusst sayin

I'll be under my rock.

[Tinman507]

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm106091168/goats-head-soup-rolling-stones-cd-cover-art.jpg

[jeepster09]

Back at the Jocko joint....:eek: [p.s. Photo via Homeland Security Drone:cool: ]

[Bawanna]

Nothing like incriminating photographs to bring out the real facts.

Anyone have the number for crime stoppers?

[jocko]

I know u will not believe this but that ismy goat. I sold it a few years back to the baldheaded fokker (no its not ol jocko). I never liked that goat either, I names hijm "pecker". Look at his tail. "need I esplain". I think every day I looksed at that SOB, it reminded me of me, so he had to go. It is good to see though that he is still alive. He is looking for his long lost Love "pu$$y willow". That ol goat brings back alot of ol memories, some good, some bad..Just sayin Ol pecker was certainly one of a kind. I'm thinking now I should have kept him as then we would have both been two of a kind. Just sayin

[Bawanna]

Now that's a heart warming tale right there. Kind of brings a tear to my eye, the glass one don't tear up too much, heartless things them glass eyes.

I hope your story is true, one more little white lie and you'll be labels a pathological preverted liar.

I for one believe you, some stuff you just can't make up.

I love you and all my best to "pecker" the goat.

[Barth]

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2012/06/tn_crazy-goat.jpghttp://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/cooddy/cooddy0808/cooddy080800040/3500799-portrait-of-smiling-goat.jpghttp://prafulla.net/wp-content/sharenreadfiles/2012/06/267370/enhanced-buzz-32217-1338907593-17.jpghttp://data.whicdn.com/images/11645839/il_570xN.246888689_large.jpg

[Bawanna]

I'm guessing a first timer in the first pick, but that second one is one happy goat.

[jeepster09]

Back at the Jocko joint....:eek: [p.s. Photo via Homeland Security Drone:cool: ]


Now more to the story comes out......not only goats are involved.;)

[jocko]

looks more like a broke ack goat boy. the ol goat seems to have a smile onhis face
course u have to have amind totally in the gutter to come u with this sh!t as u well know.

I failed the ink blot test again today. 5th time I have failed it. TodayI told the tester all I could see in those ink blots was the back of Monica's head and they acused me of being a pervert, and my only come back to them was,,,,"Heh ur the ones showing me all those nasty pictures. I go back in a week. I sure hope they get some good nice photos.

[DeaconKC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug

[jeepster09]

This is how it all started.....met at the "RANGE"....

[Barth]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hvqD73AcMPo/T9NYAfgTwMI/AAAAAAAAAPA/GKo3smDKtgY/s1600/goat-wallpaper-funny.jpg

[Tinman507]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1XbCsR5voz8/SwbRSnUtn4I/AAAAAAAAGG8/3BgPCHP5OPw/s1600/goat+head+raw.jpg

[jocko]

I trained that one ol goat Barth. He's not dead, he's not stupid, but he is sick, so that makes him ALL MINE. just sayin