Reloading help (A JOKE for you serious folks)

[frank_drebin]

Hey guys, I finally tried my hand at reloading. For some reason they aren't feeding properly. Any ideas?
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/02/ga8atybu.jpg

[muggsy]

Frank, in addition to checking overall length, you should also check the bullet diameter. You gun might have a tight chamber preventing these otherwise pristine projectiles from fully chambering.

[frank_drebin]

Hmmm, I'll see if it makes a difference. I hate to pull em though. It took me forever to get all of the used powder off of the ground and I don't want any spilling out.

[MW surveyor]

Frank! Where you been?

I think that your seating die may be just a little too much out of adjustment. Other than that, they look pretty good.

[Bawanna]

Look good to me, I say use a little more gusto. Smack the back of the slide, they should go fine.

[Tilos]

More powder and stroke the press lever FASTER with a slamming motion:86:.

If that dosen't work, try mixing/blending a fast and slow powder 50/50:madgrin:

[Bawanna]

Excellent idea Tilos, probably why I didn't think of it. That should be the ticket right there.

[Ikeo74]

Frank, reloading is nothing to joke about. Cut out the BS before someone actually thinks you are for real.

No Laughing Matter!:rolleyes:

[340pd]

I would try them in a larger caliber handgun.

[Bawanna]

Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

Any new reloader that takes one letter of one post in this thread seriously should really seek out another hobby. Maybe knitting with dull needles like I use. Less temptation to poke yourself in the eye for entertainment.

[Barth]

Looks like a classic case of limp wristing

[frank_drebin]

Frank, reloading is nothing to joke about. Cut out the BS before someone actually thinks you are for real.

No Laughing Matter!:rolleyes:

Is this better?

....so this baby seal walk into a club (stop me if you've heard this one)

[Ikeo74]

Is this better?

....so this baby seal walk into a club (stop me if you've heard this one)

Frank, all joking aside, I don't know you or your posting history. On other forums that I read about reloading they would label you a "TROLL" ;)

[frank_drebin]

Frank, all joking aside, I don't know you or your posting history. On other forums that I read about reloading they would label you a "TROLL" ;)

All joking aside. I couldn't care less what you think of me or what label you use. Bite me

[AIRret]

Settle down!!!

As a new reloader I'm extremely careful and if your going to joke around about it make sure you label your thread as a joke.
Please!!

[Bawanna]

Franks no troll, I can vouch for that.

I'll take care of trolls. Everybody lighten up, group hug, except AIRret, she's mine.

[frank_drebin]

Frank! Where you been?

I think that your seating die may be just a little too much out of adjustment. Other than that, they look pretty good.

You know, I got be honest. I don't own any Kahrs now and guess I quit checking in for a little bit.

When did this place get so serious? :)

[Bawanna]

We certainly have a serious side and apply it when needed. Genuine issues, tweeks to cure things, new folks seeking help but there will always be plenty of room for non serious stuff.

I believe that is what sets this forum apart from the make a funny get banned forums I hear about.

You haven't become a troll have ya? I just vouched for ya and I'd hate to soil my reputation or have my profiling skills come into question.

[Tinman507]

http://showyourmind.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/why_so_serious__by_tyrite.jpg

[MW surveyor]

You know, I got be honest. I don't own any Kahrs now and guess I quit checking in for a little bit.

When did this place get so serious? :)

Not sure of exactly when it happened. I think sometime in November? Big downer.

We sometimes even have threads that don't get highjacked. :eek:

Anyway, you know you're welcome here (I guess :rolleyes:)

In addition to Tinman's

[Bawanna]

Not sure of exactly when it happened. I think sometime in November? Big downer.

We sometimes even have threads that don't get highjacked. :eek:

Anyway, you know you're welcome here (I guess :rolleyes:)

Actually I think your right. It was a big national downer in November that instantly made nearly everything we talk about here except some of Jocko's perversions a political argument. I still have nightmares of all the pathetic free cell phone losers jumping up and down and dancing in the streets. While I cried and tried to drown my sorrows in 12 year old scotch and felt sympathy for the rightful winner who lost to illegal votes.

Maybe we could impeach the bum on grounds that it's negatively effecting our beloved oasis of a forum? Worth a shot, nothing else seems to be working.

[frank_drebin]

We certainly have a serious side and apply it when needed. Genuine issues, tweeks to cure things, new folks seeking help but there will always be plenty of room for non serious stuff.

I believe that is what sets this forum apart from the make a funny get banned forums I hear about.

You haven't become a troll have ya? I just vouched for ya and I'd hate to soil my reputation or have my profiling skills come into question.


Agree. Time and place for everything. One thing I never saw here was a bunch of nannies banging their pots together. We always had a good time and still somehow managed to help people figure out their problems or offer suggestions.

The story on these: I was shooting my XDs last week and managed to recover a half dozen rounds from the embankment. I stick them back in their cases and snapped the pic.

That night I hit up a buddy that is a reloading KING. I asked him what I was doing wrong and we texted back and forth for a while. I finally sent him this pic. I can't post his answer here :)

[MW surveyor]

While I cried and tried to drown my sorrows in 12 year old scotch and felt sympathy for the rightful winner who lost to illegal votes.

12 year old scotch? Best I can afford came out of the still about 2 days ago and if you want it to be scotch colored, dunk a tea bag.

BTW - sitting here waiting for the "big" storm to come through! Winds supposed to get to 45 mph. I'll probably not have power later this after noon. :confused:

[Bawanna]

12 year old scotch? Best I can afford came out of the still about 2 days ago and if you want it to be scotch colored, dunk a tea bag.

BTW - sitting here waiting for the "big" storm to come through! Winds supposed to get to 45 mph. I'll probably not have power later this after noon. :confused:

Actually I was just showing off, all I got is the two day old stuff too and I have to reuse the damn tea bags multiple times.
Just don't want nobody thinking I'm a poor derelict slob living hand to mouth or in this case bottle to mouth or I guess even more accurately jar to mouth.

[AIRret]

Franks no troll, I can vouch for that.

I'll take care of trolls. Everybody lighten up, group hug, except AIRret, she's mine.

Bawanna, my in the flesh Husband says to thank you for keeping the vultures away from me.
A hug sounds good.

[Bawanna]

Bawanna, my in the flesh Husband says to thank you for keeping the vultures away from me.
A hug sounds good.

Your in the flush husband wants a hug?:confused: Well ok I guess. Can we leave the light off and the door shut. Please.

No vultures will come close to my damsel on my watch. I hate vultures.

[AIRret]

Your in the flush husband wants a hug?:confused: Well ok I guess. Can we leave the light off and the door shut. Please.

No vultures will come close to my damsel on my watch. I hate vultures.

So does this mean a three way hug? OH BOY! I better keep my mouth shut!

[frank_drebin]

So does this mean a three way hug? OH BOY! I better keep my mouth shut!

Three-way hugging is nothing to joke about. Cut out the BS before someone actually thinks you are for real.

No Laughing Matter!:rolleyes:

...sorry, couldn't resist ;)

[Bawanna]

Three-way hugging is nothing to joke about. Cut out the BS before someone actually thinks you are for real.

No Laughing Matter!:rolleyes:

...sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Even if your one of the three?

[AIRret]

Three-way hugging is nothing to joke about. Cut out the BS before someone actually thinks you are for real.

No Laughing Matter!:rolleyes:

...sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Who said I was joking?

[frank_drebin]

Even if your one of the three?

That's an entirely different subject altogether. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/03/uherane3.jpg

[JFootin]

LOL! Frank's back! Fun for all!
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Smilies/ThumbsUp_zps23aa295e.gif

[Tilos]

I never post ANY load data, even in a real reloading thread that's actually IN the reloading forum, how's that for serious:D.
Seriously, nothing I posted here is a recipe for anything:rolleyes:.

Somebody had their cereal pissed in this morning:2rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

And I never ever use a recipe posted here without confirming it in a reloading manual or manufacturer website and seldom then as you can't believe anything on the internet.

Too simple for a minor typo error to blow yourself up.

[frank_drebin]

Wouldn't it be a trip to take those up to a shop and ask them.

[frank_drebin]

Bonjour

[Tinman507]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24381905.jpg

[Bawanna]

That's an entirely different subject altogether. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/03/uherane3.jpg

I think I've finally found my soul mate and Tinman, I just know there's a soul mate out there somewhere for you too.

[frank_drebin]

I think I've finally found my soul mate and Tinman, I just know there's a soul mate out there somewhere for you too.

I think you've found your next camera :)

[frank_drebin]

Ikeo74,
I don't know you, you don't know me. Lets hit the reset button. I humbly ask your forgiveness or the "bite me" comment.

Jim

[Jeremiah/Az]

That's an entirely different subject altogether. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/03/uherane3.jpg

Talk about the "haves" & "have nots"!

[ltxi]

Ikeo74,
I don't know you, you don't know me. Lets hit the reset button. I humbly ask your forgiveness or the "bite me" comment.

Jim

Well....that was disappointing. You be go soft in old age.

[frank_drebin]

Well....that was disappointing. You be go soft in old age.

I'm hoping we can start calling ourselves the "Febreeze Brothers"


You know.... Cuz we're so fresh

[Ikeo74]

Ikeo74,
I don't know you, you don't know me. Lets hit the reset button. I humbly ask your forgiveness or the "bite me" comment.

Jim

Sounds like a good idea to me also. I got carried away only because some readers might have taken you serious even though the pictures were outrageous and couldn't happen. Anyway, I agree to a new start. :Amflag2:

[Tinman507]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KOj9obcWJfM/TmGTnYfv7OI/AAAAAAAAACI/oExYe2cCQtU/s1600/he.png

[deadeye]

I personally think what frank said was and is a horrible thing. Completely unforgivable. I mean - come on NO KAHRS!!!!!! Unthinkable! Disgraceful! What is that going to do with my young impressionable mind!

[ltxi]

I personally think what frank said was and is a horrible thing. Completely unforgivable. I mean - come on NO KAHRS!!!!!! Unthinkable! Disgraceful! What is that going to do with my young impressionable mind!


before frank says it...bite me :cool:

[deadeye]

I just can't understand why people don't like me!

[ltxi]

I just can't understand why people don't like me!

I'm sorry. I deeply apologize for being for being mean. Please give me a second chance. :spider:

[OldLincoln]

Well, I'm quite relieved to read Ikeo74 has a real husband. With her "Settle Down" I thought she may be Sister Mary Ikeo74 coming back to beat my poor knuckles to death like little Nightmare. Only her settle down was always "SETTLE DOWN YOU LITTLE %$^%#$^!!!!!!" Then in chorus "Yes Sister Mary Ikeo74." We always thought she may have been the caretaker of the alter wine, but were to scared to find out.

[ltxi]

Well, I'm quite relieved to read Ikeo74 has a real husband. With her "Settle Down" I thought she may be Sister Mary Ikeo74 coming back to beat my poor knuckles to death like little Nightmare. Only her settle down was always "SETTLE DOWN YOU LITTLE %$^%#$^!!!!!!" Then in chorus "Yes Sister Mary Ikeo74." We always thought she may have been the caretaker of the alter wine, but were to scared to find out.

Happy to see I'm not drinking alone this evening.