Time for a new career?

[AJBert]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[Planedude]

Karma huh.

Eastbound and down...

[Tyme49]

ROFLMAO ... now THAT is funny! ... http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/GHGecko/ANI_GIFs/TINYs/Smiley_Tiny_Group_Laffing.gif ... and appropriate! ... http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/GHGecko/ANI_GIFs/TINYs/Smiley_Tiny_Crash_Burn.gif http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/GHGecko/ANI_GIFs/TINYs/Smiley_Tiny_Confused_Dazed.gif

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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/GHGecko/ANI_GIFs/Avatars/green_atom.gif ... What Goes Around, Comes Around!

[downtownv]

I can only wish it was true! If so, Praise Allah!

[jocko]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

sumpin that actually needs to happen to. screw those bastards,lets give um a early trip to see ALLAH. wiat until they findout the 72 virgins are all men.:Amflag2:

semper vulgare:Just sayin I gotta admit I like ur style..

u know , u screw with their koran and they want war but ehy screwwith our flagand weprotect that right. Pure unadulterate bull sh!t:Amflag2: Try explaing thatto the fellas at Iwo!!! These sons a b!tchs are really starting to piss ol jocko off.

[downtownv]

72 virgins await you Achmed!

[mr surveyor]

72 virgins await you Achmed!



what .... no sheep and little boys?

[jocko]

don't knock the sheep!!! just sayin

semper vulgare

[jeepster09]

I have heard donkies are good too.....

[jocko]

I would call that a peace of ass, no more, no less. unbelievable, two towel heads (well only one) sharing some ass. Must be some kind of a fraternity "right of passage" thing.

semper vulgare.

course these two towel heads could be stupid enough that when one said to the utter, lets go out and get some ass tonight, that this is what they ended up with???? Just sayin:7: