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MD_Vet
06-30-2013, 06:37 PM
I thought the "Men of Kahr' might find this interesting...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/books/man_of_kneel_PHEDS6aPAczquQE4AgwTiP
So... the vast majority of males are panty-waists.
Who'd have thought (sarcasm)
As for me, I still work on engines (and everything else) without those frilly ass blue latex gloves.
I still enjoy the occasional lacquer fumes when I spray a guitar body.
I still enjoy givin' folks my real opinion... and mine is that males have devolved into a bunch of girly-men.
Bourbon and me are good friends, especially bourbon with fifty percent and greater alcohol by volume.
And I still stand on my hind legs, put my pants on one leg at a time, and carry a .45 daily.
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Keep company with older vets, bikers... and you'll have no trouble with real masculinity. Some douche drip shows up with painted nails and makeup, he's liable to be brushing the floor off his shoulder before long.
codegeek
06-30-2013, 07:57 PM
Yes. Let them reap that which they sow.
jlottmc
06-30-2013, 08:12 PM
GB I carry a forty half the week and nothing smaller than .357 the rest of it. I also carry a 12ga. along with that forty. I could tell you stories already of the stuff I have seen when I carry that forty. I ain't worried.
Bawanna
06-30-2013, 09:44 PM
So... the vast majority of males are panty-waists.
Who'd have thought (sarcasm)
As for me, I still work on engines (and everything else) without those frilly ass blue latex gloves.
I still enjoy the occasional lacquer fumes when I spray a guitar body.
I still enjoy givin' folks my real opinion... and mine is that males have devolved into a bunch of girly-men.
Bourbon and me are good friends, especially bourbon with fifty percent and greater alcohol by volume.
And I still stand on my hind legs, put my pants on one leg at a time, and carry a .45 daily.
~~~
Keep company with older vets, bikers... and you'll have no trouble with real masculinity. Some douche drip shows up with painted nails and makeup, he's liable to be brushing the floor off his shoulder before long.
Me too cept that standing on the hind legs thing, had to give that up, oh and I guess I have to squat to pee, damn, I think I am a girly man:eek: but the rest is spot on, specially the 45 daily and occasional whiskey. (in moderation of course, medicinal purposes ya might say, like snake bite only violet bite.
B'man, you stand taller than most......
mr surveyor
06-30-2013, 10:09 PM
the "story" probably has some truth in it ....somewhere .... just not around where I have to deal with all that psychobabble.
as for the practice of sittin down to pee .... been doing that for the last 4 or 5 years. Having to stand in one spot looking down for what seems like an eternity was making me dizzy enough to miss the target in the morning, so I decided it best to shorten the range. To keep it in a manly perspective, I consider it practicing point shooting at bad breath distances rather than precisely aimed shooting.
TheTman
07-01-2013, 10:17 AM
They've tried to program us to act like sissys. Used to be TV shows like Father Knows Best, now it's the smart housewife that keeps the bumbling husband out of trouble. Society is trying to make us wimps and gays. Any sign of normal male behavior (fighting, standing up for yourself, etc.) is quickly dealt with during the school years by drugging the kid up. Chemical castration is the order of the day.
Thank god we have shows like Jesse Stone and other (usually police and crime related) programs that show a proper role model for young men. But a kid will look to his father first, for guidance and a role model, so let's provide one for them.
“Uncle Tims” — male feminist lapdogs eager to curry favor with their female and feminized masters. Wth, I figured, as long as upside rewards were worth it I was down with that. But that was then. After serving a few year sentence of living in Texas a few decades ago I became properly retrained/rehabilitated. Recognized having the cake and eating it, too was not only doable but a male right as well.
Bawanna
07-01-2013, 06:32 PM
Sign me up for that training. I wanna eat the cake and have it too, I screwed that up didn't I?
Sign me up for that training. I wanna eat the cake and have it too, I screwed that up didn't I?
Not really.....interchangeable. Like a pair of socks.
Unfortunately, for you anyway, there be an old dog new tricks brain/habit elasticity training problem. Like with criminals, rehab be harder to no way the longer the condition be allowed to exist. Fortunately, TX folk got to me in my late 20's while I was still correctable. Didn't hurt that it was the San Antonio rehab center, neither. Great folk down there. Really turned my my sorry ass around.
Bawanna
07-01-2013, 06:48 PM
So in summary (and in a completely polite manner I might add) your saying my dog is too old, and I don't have an elastic trick brain enough to drive him to San Antonio to learn some new tricks about eating other peoples cakes and having his way with their dogs.
Do I pretty much got that right?
Bastard got up on a chair and ate half a plate of smoked salmon yesterday, I've a notion to exercise my elastic trick brain and open a can of whoop arse on him too.
So in summary (and in a completely polite manner I might add) your saying my dog is too old, and I don't have an elastic trick brain enough to drive him to San Antonio to learn some new tricks about eating other peoples cakes and having his way with their dogs.
Do I pretty much got that right?
Bastard got up on a chair and ate half a plate of smoked salmon yesterday, I've a notion to exercise my elastic trick brain and open a can of whoop arse on him too.
Pretty close but not quite the Clinton cigar. "and having his way with their dogs" should read....and having his way with their wimmen. Duh.
As to that last part.....He's a dog, fer chst sak. That what dogs do. Ya should be proud of his doggy self.
I be thinkin' you do need TX SA training 'ta get your head right. Hoping it's not too late and If you want a reference, I'm here for you. They don't normally take ancients but will consider recommendations from Summa *** Laude grads.
Sign me up for that training. I wanna eat the cake and have it too, I screwed that up didn't I?
Yes you did. Its not cake, its pie. Raisin pie.
muggsy
07-03-2013, 08:05 PM
I take great pride in the fact that my wife is always making excuses, or apologizing for me and that my mother smiles at me approvingly.
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