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JFootin
07-02-2013, 09:14 AM
Died of Natural Causes

Looks like Florida has a sheriff like Arizona has . . .

"You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights... no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD." - POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."

Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what??

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

dkmatthews
07-02-2013, 09:17 AM
"Naturally"!

Longitude Zero
07-02-2013, 01:53 PM
Died of Natural Causes

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."

Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what??

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

Gotta respect men of few words!!!

getsome
07-02-2013, 02:07 PM
A Righteous and Holy death if I ever heard of one....

muggsy
07-02-2013, 02:34 PM
Live by the sword, die by the sword.

RevRay
07-02-2013, 03:21 PM
Well, at least he's no longer undocumented. They know who he was, who he killed, and how, where, when and why he died. I'm sure that required a lot of documentation to be filled out before all was settled and done.

DKD
07-02-2013, 04:06 PM
Yea that happened a few years ago. That was in my home town and county here in Florida not 8 miles from my house. My deputy brother in law knew the office that was killed.

Sage
07-02-2013, 04:57 PM
Sometime it's ok to just shoot the sh!t out of someone.

Pulpit Pistol
07-02-2013, 05:48 PM
a righteous and holy death if i ever heard of one....

amen!

MD_Vet
07-02-2013, 06:03 PM
no 72 virgins for him...

ltxi
07-02-2013, 06:17 PM
no 72 virgins for him...

What be the difference between 72 virgins and hell? Just askin'....

jlottmc
07-02-2013, 08:36 PM
Too many jokes...leaving thread now.

jdlott74
07-03-2013, 09:33 PM
Died of Natural Causes


An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.



There IS NO ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP...I Hate that phrase and dispise when people use it to talk about a traffic stop after an officer has gotten shot and injured or killed...Sorry, It's just a pet peeve of mine seeing as what lifestyle jlottmc and I are in now with his new job...The other LEO's on here will understand what I'm saying.