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downtownv
07-11-2013, 05:55 PM
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and
walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced
to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just
one question about what I have seen in America ."
The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and
in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is
Scottish, Uhura who is black, And Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO
Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any
Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or
Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his
ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."

Bawanna
07-11-2013, 06:11 PM
Something to look forward too for sure. Makes me want to live.

DeaconKC
07-11-2013, 08:34 PM
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc372/DeaconKC/suicide-bombings.jpg (http://s1208.photobucket.com/user/DeaconKC/media/suicide-bombings.jpg.html)

ltxi
07-11-2013, 08:42 PM
She's not a virgin. Just look at that face. :)

TheTman
07-11-2013, 10:39 PM
ltxi, that's the wrong end to look at to determine if she is a virgin or not. :D

muggsy
07-12-2013, 07:31 AM
You guys are terrible. I love it. :)

getsome
07-12-2013, 11:49 AM
That guy looks just like my boss!!!...I always thought there was sumpin funny bout that dude....;)