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downtownv
07-31-2013, 06:44 PM
Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
An Arkansas man paralyzed from the waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a "burning pain," only to find his dog chewing on a ball. His ball, that is.

According to the official police report, the 39-year-old Trumann resident regularly sleeps in the raw, and was fully nude when he woke up yesterday around 7:45 AM to discover his dog "had eaten one of his testicles."

The unidentified owner had rescued the "small, white, fluffy" stray just three weeks ago, and had yet to take it in for a checkup.

Sadly, the dog's first visit to a vet was to be euthanized.

The Arkansas Department of Health will test the dog's remains for rabies.

Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.:crazy:

jocko
07-31-2013, 06:49 PM
well unless I am odd, he should still have one ball left. certainly he has no need for it either, so why not let the dog have a real treat before he is euthanized. Not the dogs fault IMO.

evidently the dog was not to hungry either. Just sayin

ltxi
07-31-2013, 07:14 PM
well unless I am odd, he should still have one ball left. certainly he has no need for it either, so why not let the dog have a real treat before he is euthanized. Not the dogs fault IMO.

evidently the dog was not to hungry either. Just sayin

Well, you are odd, of course. But I do agree with you. And why did he have to croak the dog just 'cause of that?

jocko
07-31-2013, 07:23 PM
agree. they could just keep an eye on the dog and the fella to. If the utter ball just rotted away, then they could assume the dog was rabid, seems senseless to kill the dog. His one ball is gone, To meit like the buldge on the kahr polymer guns. LIVE WITH IT..

AJBert
07-31-2013, 08:47 PM
I guess what happened is better than the alternative...

not being paralyzed.

One should always count their blessings.

OldLincoln
08-01-2013, 01:12 PM
Some dogs can detect cancer before it is medically obvious. I hope they check that out too. Be sad if the dog gets the needle after removing cancer for the guy.

jocko
08-01-2013, 01:18 PM
maybe that dog sensed cancer in one of that guys balls and that is why he ate just one. The dog is a hero

getsome
08-01-2013, 01:27 PM
Man that would really mess up your whole day to wake up and find out your new dog just gnawed your nuts off...Good thing he didn't pick up a stray wiener dog!!!...:eek:

wyntrout
08-01-2013, 01:49 PM
Maybe the dog developed a taste for human flesh... guilty until proven innocent.:D

You have to err on the side of safety... don't want to wake up with the dog dining on you!

Wynn:D