from ol jocko

[jocko]

A Mexican, a Black man, a Muslim, and a Redneck were walking on a beach when the Black
man stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared. "I can only grant four wishes.", the Genie said.
"Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black man, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people
and take them back to our homeland, Africa ."

Poof ! It was done ! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co !"

Poof ! It was done ! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded
with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah."

Poof ! It was done ! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish ?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and
watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this !" :behindsofa:

just sayin

[Barth]

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[jocko]

just goes to show that sometimes Rednicks can be way off track to. nice Bud Lite gals Barth. One is my xwife the utter 3 were the reason I can say x-wife. Just sayin.

[downtownv]

Oh jocko!

[nuke]

Sweet!

[Sage]

muy bueno!!!!

Hey Jocko, who typed that for you?

[Barth]

muy bueno!!!!

Hey Jocko, who typed that for you?

Jocko has mastered cut and paste.

[pappy42]

:amflag:Jockster, I'm waiting for the sensitive among us to start crapping on you for telling a funny.:Amflag2:

[O'Dell]

:amflag:Jockster, I'm waiting for the sensitive among us to start crapping on you for telling a funny.:Amflag2:

There are "sensitive" among us????? You must have KahrTalk confused with another forum!

[jocko]

the colonel O'Delli s very sensitive.I sent him acouple of phootos of some gals from his home town and hisr eply back was very INSENSITIVE.I had ask him to post the photos on this forum to get member feed back to if I did wrong or right, but he refuses.I just do not understand him sometimes... I know he is very protective of his women in his state to, so mayb e that is the reason..:Amflag2:

[Bawanna]

Old Goat! Send me pictures of the star of Free Willy posing as a human and expect me to smile. They look just like my supervisor and her supervisor. Mirror images in fact.

Old Goat!

[SGT5711]

Jocko has mastered cut and paste.

Ha. I was going to say it must have been cut and paste.

[ltxi]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/55/f9/55f90636c940775755d763ecd066ab20.gif?itok=zOQWE9M5

If these were my only Bud Light choices, I'd go for a Coors.

[Bawanna]

Clean your glasses dude. I'll take # 4 please.

[GROTMAN]

Clean your glasses dude. I'll take # 4 please.

+1 What are you thinkin itxi?

[Jeremiah/Az]

Can someone turn that picture around so we can see the backside?

[jocko]

u need some real help ITXI. really!!! Just sayin

[ltxi]

+1 What are you thinkin itxi?

Ok....left to right:

Number one is kinda ok. Fake boobs.

Number two is kind of ok, really hot pose, but full of herself, fake boobs, and I'm not into camel toe

Number three is doable from the neck down unless that look is just a pose, possible, in which case she's really doable

Number four is an unattractively top heavy airhead

Ya'll gotta understand.....despite a few, well earned wrinkles my 52 y/o wife is at least as good looking and most likely more functional.

The Col ought to be understanding this. I been seein' his work bench pictures.

[yqtszhj]

A Mexican, a Black man, a Muslim, and a Redneck were walking on a beach when the Black
man stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared. "I can only grant four wishes.", the Genie said.
"Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black man, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people
and take them back to our homeland, Africa ."

Poof ! It was done ! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co !"

Poof ! It was done ! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded
with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah."

Poof ! It was done ! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish ?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and
watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this !" :behindsofa:

just sayin

I live in the land of rednecks and I approve of this message (as a relocated hillbilly.)

[Ikeo74]

just goes to show that sometimes Rednicks can be way off track to. nice Bud Lite gals Barth. One is my xwife the utter 3 were the reason I can say x-wife. Just sayin.
This was the Red Neck Jocko's real wish instead of just 1 Bud Light. ;)

[Bawanna]

"Number four is an unattractively top heavy airhead"

That's me right there. I don't concur with unattractive part though.

If I knew what a bugs ear looked like I'd bet she's cute as one of those.

[jocko]

Ok....left to right:

Number one is kinda ok. Fake boobs.

Number two is kind of ok, really hot pose, but full of herself, fake boobs, and I'm not into camel toe

Number three is doable from the neck down unless that look is just a pose, possible, in which case she's really doable

Number four is an unattractively top heavy airhead

Ya'll gotta understand.....despite a few, well earned wrinkles my 52 y/o wife is at least as good looking and most likely more functional.

The Col ought to be understanding this. I been seein' his work bench pictures.

I won't touch line #6 but my friend u seriously need help. did anyone here say they wanted to marry these gals??? "doable" WTF doe sthat mean. Hell at my age, I just wanna share a pizza with them and here u wanna "doable" them. Morefunctional. does that mean she does dishs, and floors???? Again I could care less if any of these gals could even s[pell floors or dishs. U need help. I am sending u my psychiatrtists card. He and I chat alot but lately he and I parted ways when he started to show my those "ink blot" test stuff and he didn't like the answers I gave him. He kept callin me a pervert, WTF does he know. The sh!thead also drinks coors to, if that is any signal.:Amflag2:

#4 an airhead: hell I never looked up that high. Some of my best kahr frienbds are air heads, not my fault:behindsofa:

u need helpITXI and I thinkI am the guy who can cure u. Iam boxing up now my lastinflatable dollyPardon doll, she has some serious worn spots but u must consider the past owner, but she is urs free...:behindsofa:

[jeepster09]

If these were my only Bud Light choices, I'd go for a Coors.



Hmmm....well here ya go a Coor's...;)

[jocko]

damn jeepster, I kinda like Coors even,but that photo of Itxi holding that cup like that just swore me of fof Coors for ever.. Just sayin

[ltxi]

.............. I just wanna share a pizza with them and here u wanna "doable" them. Morefunctional. does that mean she does dishs, and floors???? ...............


u need helpITXI and I thinkI am the guy who can cure u.

Retiired, I do dishes and floors. Wife person provides the continuing, most welcome incentive. Aside from the most obvious, she still has a job.

Holy crap. Did anyone here know jocko be gay????

[muggsy]

Don't encourage him. He only gets worse. And that's one of his attributes. :)

[ltxi]

Hmmm....well here ya go a Coor's...;)

Hey...if I was few decades younger and didn't have nothin' else going on.....

As it is, wife cured me of that residual 20% twenty five years ago. Took her two years of hard work prior to that to really lock it down.

[ltxi]

Don't encourage him. He only gets worse. And that's one of his attributes. :)

Yeah, jocko's just nuts