jocko
09-20-2013, 07:20 PM
Daddy is a Gay Dancer
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic,
businessman,
car salesman... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in
front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is
that
really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and
helped to get Obama re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that
in
front of the other kids."
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic,
businessman,
car salesman... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in
front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is
that
really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and
helped to get Obama re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that
in
front of the other kids."