The Nun

[downtownv]

The Nun -
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, the soldier
crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough
Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria .'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Syria either !!

[muggsy]

I've heard that it's ok to date a nun occasionally if you don't get into the habit.

[jocko]

that two good ones. Just sayin

[Bawanna]

Didn't know you were a switch hitter. Balls never appealed to me.

[jocko]

pervert!!!

[ltxi]

Didn't know you were a switch hitter. Balls never appealed to me.

Rocky mountain oysters have long been a favored delicacy.

[jocko]

the colonel would have no clue as to what that is, he is frpom Washington State. ur gonna have to PM him and fully explain it to him..

[Bawanna]

Joke of the Day: Bull Fighting

A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

It looked good.

It smelled good.

He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”

The waiter replied, “Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on holiday down here! Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, señor. Sometimes the bull wins.”