hacked

[jocko]

Today I got a call frommy credit card company and they said my cardhad been hacked. I asked what the charge was and they said I had bought 50 Afternoon delight condoms on my card,and they knew that was wrong as I only order TROJANS and in bulk quanites of 200. I thanked them and they are issueing me a new card. Just sayin:amflag:

[OldLincoln]

Yeah and they were probably mediums and you tell everybody you can't use anything smaller than XL.

[GROTMAN]

I once had my credit cards stolen. I didn't report it though because whoever stole them was spending less money than my wife!!

Just kiddin :biggrin1:

[jocko]

the key to them catching my card was that the 50 afternoon delights were in size small and they know I only order XL. Just sayin

old linclon figured t out real quick..

[ltxi]

Condoms come in different sizes??

[jocko]

Condoms come in different sizes??

box did u grow up in???/:amflag:

[getsome]

I save money by using Hefty Alligator Garbage Bags....You can get nice good smellin scented ones and the wife gets a extra little thrill with the pull tie draw string thingies..........

[jocko]

well there u go. I think we needto make a sticky oput of this thread.

Whatdo u do getsome, :climb into the bag": ?

I reuse mine and just throw them in the dishwasher. I treat um just like dirty shorts. Turnb them inside out and reuse. Just sayin:amflag:

Wecold callthe new sticky. Propper prepping of ur condom by ol jocko.

[downtownv]

Just one !

[jocko]

wellit ain'tmy fault, so don't blame me. have u ever looked at those big fokking ears. I bet they rotate like the Navy's ospry plane.:amflag:

[bob98366]

"well there u go. I think we needto make a sticky oput of this thread."

Kinda gives a different slant on a "sticky"...

[muggsy]

Jocko's missus tells me that Jocko always does it twice and that he likes the one in the fall the best. Her doctor said that she should have sex three time a week and Jocko told her to put him down for Thursday.

[CJB]

The thing with those drawstrings on the Hefty bags, especially those red draw strings on the yard bags, is.... if you somehow get a little overcome with adult beverage influence, you can mis-place those strings, get your legs into 'em, and pull the whole things up where it don't belong. You'll end up lookin like a poster child for a gay beach, wearin a marble bag for a bathin' suit.

Bad visual.

Hell...bad visuals.... is I give out Duncan Donut coffee to the secretaries of my customers. I'm now known as the DD Fairy. Bad visual of ol' CJB wearin pink tights and little wings carryin' a tinkerbell wand. Then again, its no worse than the guys in the MC club wearn grass skirts and coconuts on their hairy chests, doin the hulahula dance.

Sorry to thread rob.....

[JustinN]

We don't have a smiley with a confused look and is slowly shaking the head back and forth....I'll have to find one and get it added apparently.

[Armybrat]

This one?

http://vegasgang.net/style_emoticons/default/nixweiss.gif

[jocko]

no comment!!!

[JustinN]

This one?

http://vegasgang.net/style_emoticons/default/nixweiss.gif

Almost, but needs to be even more confused and upset.....

[nimdabew]

I had a call like that too. Someone bought $350 of amazon gift cards in FL at a gas station. I live in Seattle and haven't been to FL since 2001.