Beats cleaning fish

[jocko]

disegard this post. I screwed up somehow.

[OldLincoln]

Beats cleaning fish.....?

Clearly somebody was cleaning fish and Jocko beat the crap out of him. Hmmm says he screwed up... that can only mean he accidentally did the guy in. I'd delete the evidence too, Jocko!

[b4uqzme]

So I'm out on Lake Erie perch fishin' with 3 buddies and we're in them pretty good and no one but me wants to go in and we're not quite to our limit yet. I'm warning them that the fish cleaning houses are all closing soon but they are having too much fun. So the short story is that we wound up cleaning 130 perch in the dark. Good thing we still had beer in the cooler. It was a good day.

[addictedhealer]

Cheers old friend!

[b4uqzme]

Back at chya

[AIRret]

Jocko if you weren't cleaning fish it must be because you shot them full of holes with your pm9 and there wasn't anything left to clean!!!!!!!!!!!

[b4uqzme]

Jocko if you weren't cleaning fish it must be because you shot them full of holes with your pm9 and there wasn't anything left to clean!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya gotta gut 'em first. Seems efficient to me.

My Kahr has gutted 32,000 fish and still runs better than a Bayliner crossing the Atlantic. Just sayin'.

[muggsy]

I'm going perch fishin' on Lake Erie this evening. It only takes about and hour to clean thirty perch, but I can stretch that to three hours or more if the beer doesn't run out. :)

[CJB]

Beats Cleaning Fish

Associated Press, September 17, 2013

Wachapreague, Va


A Wachapreague man was arrested today, charged with simple battery upon a fish. Wilcox Taylor, 52, of Wachapreague was arrested by Accomack County Sheriff's Deputies following a brief investigation of a complaint filed by Charles Teaunnor, a fish who was hired by Taylor to help with domestic duties. According to the arrest record, Teaunnor claimed that Taylor began to beat him with a metal spatula below his rear dorsal fin, without warning or provocation, as Teaunnor was bending over to wash basement level windows. Deputies found a spatula in Taylor's dishwasher, which contained scales similar to those lost by the victim. Teaunnor stated that he met Taylor at the Island House bar, the previous evening, and that he spent the beginning of the day sanitizing bathrooms and waxing floors for Taylor who was still partially laid up after a recent boating mishap. Taylor will be arraigned in Accomack County Court on Wednesday the 18th of September, and will likely face up to a year in jail if convicted. Prosecutors are expected to ask the judge to set bail at $5,000 and also issue a restraining order upon Taylor, prohibiting him from hiring other fish to help with his housekeeping chores.

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So there ya go. Beats Cleaning Fish. And you thought it couldn't happen......tsk tsk.