don't screw with a beer drinker.

[jocko]

Critical Thinking
At Its Best!




Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

[nimdabew]

rofl

ETA: I do this except I don't smoke anymore and I put that money in a Roth IRA and invest in dividend paying stocks.

[jeepster09]

That was good. Good point also...

[muggsy]

My Ferrari is parked right next to my De Tomaso Pantera. :)

[ltxi]

I assume the Pantera is the cheap back-up. Ten K new back in the day

[Bawanna]

Whats a K?

[b4uqzme]

mine's at the dealer in Vegas -- lost it in a poker game.

[jocko]

$1000 colonel: Just sayin

[downtownv]

And that's the way it is!

[mr surveyor]

isn't 1 K something like 1024 bits?

And one bit is 8 bytes?

I'm stuck in the 80's when we had a real government.

M = 1000

I don't think I've ever had 1000 of anything.

What was the question?

[jeepster09]

Whats a K?

Here is a bunch of k"s....oh wait maybe c's :confused:

[Bawanna]

isn't 1 K something like 1024 bits?

And one bit is 8 bytes?

I'm stuck in the 80's when we had a real government.

M = 1000

I don't think I've ever had 1000 of anything.

What was the question?

This ^^^^^^

I had a 1000 marbles once in grammar school. Marbles was serious business, it was sort of Vegas on the playground. No man worth his marble sack went around without his marbles.

Can't think of anything else I ever had a 1000 of, oh I do have more than a 1000 bullets. That's gotta be worth something.

[mr surveyor]

I forgot about boolits .... they count?

Don't matter ... I don't have a thousand of any one variety ..... 22 lr don't count does it?

Dang ... remembered the stash of primers :o

[ltxi]

Whats a K?

A lot of money to some folks...not that much to my wife. :cool:

[muggsy]

This ^^^^^^

I had a 1000 marbles once in grammar school. Marbles was serious business, it was sort of Vegas on the playground. No man worth his marble sack went around without his marbles.

Can't think of anything else I ever had a 1000 of, oh I do have more than a 1000 bullets. That's gotta be worth something.

I lost my marbles years ago when I got married. :)

[RevRay]

Can't think of anything else I ever had a 1000 of, oh I do have more than a 1000 bullets. That's gotta be worth something.

A thousand rounds of 9mm is worth about $300 bucks.

[jocko]

I lost my marbles years ago when I got married. :)

probably why she even married u. I suspect u get up in the morning an djust put ur small mind in neutral and let the wifew and anyone just push u around.:Amflag2:

[Bawanna]

I kind of resemble that post.

[jocko]

but u ain't muggs, he knows ol jocko speaks the truth. There is nuttin wrong in loosing ur marbles. I can attest to that. Just sayin

[Bawanna]

There's only one Muggs (praise the lord) but I'm a bonafide expert on being in neutral and getting pushed around. I get it at home, I get it from the violets at work, I even get it from people I don't even know in the store.

I think I've finally found my forte.

[jocko]

neutral is noever hard on ur gears remember that colonel, so let um pusah u around, actully in ur condition that is also a good thing, aslong as it is not over a cliff, like that broad did to her new husband not to long ago...