Has Jocko been banned, again?

[muggsy]

Haven't heard nary a peep out of the old reprobate in a long time. S'matter, cat got yer tongue? I know that I'm going into an area where angels fear to tread, but Jocko kinda grows on you, like a wart. Maybe he just been put on hold by the powers that be. What say you, Bawanna?

[jeepster09]

dat's tru we haint seeen any sign of da jockko lately....waass up with dat? hope da mob aint got him.:7: cuz he is missed.;)

[xsailer]

It's kindof a good miss though, in a way(I don't have to think when I reading his gerb'ls).

Just sayin.

[gb6491]

He posted yesterday, so I 'm guessing the aliens have returned him:
http://www.kahrtalk.com/showpost.php?p=270390&postcount=24
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-alien006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Regards,
Greg

[xsailer]

I wonder if was broke or they just didn't want him? <grin>

[Bawanna]

I've received a few emails with attachments that didn't work so I assume he's ok. The aliens were probably trying to teach him computer skills and rejected him I suspect.

I've not harmed him in anyway and that's the truth.

[yqtszhj]

Haven't heard nary a peep out of the old reprobate in a long time.

He posted something about liking sheep yesterday or today so he must be as good as normal... just sayin

[chrish]

I thought he _WAS_ an alien, so now I'm really confused ?!

[xsailer]

So that's where he's been....runnun with the sheep!

[jocko]

OK, plural asswipes. I have been in DC for a week with my wife and son and we visited every fokking museum and u name it that we could in 7 days. Seen more histort there than erver. Fokked up twice, Was ih the holocost musesum and was looking for the mens pisser and was walking down the stairs and missed the last 4 steps, busted the hgell out of my knees, blood all over the place, Tore my 15 year old jeans, Good part was some dynamite looking chick rushe dto help me up, so I played really hurt ( I ain't stupid u know), then after that while walking throuygh te 3 floors of the holocase musesum which mostly it is dark or very low light, I walked right into a solid glass wall that I thought was ok to wak thorugh as the glass was so clean, I never seen it. busted my glasses, bloodied my nose, and I heard snickers from people that I could not see at the time. there was about to be anutter holocast had I seen those laughing asswipes. Utter than that I had a super time. Meet wiht my congressman from Indiana and had the priveledge of telling him what a pr!ck I thougt he was for voting to keep the ovomit health care bill alive.

So yes I am back and then today I took my Harley out for a ride and had a fokking flat tire and had a hell of a time ghetting back home, .

Don't knock the sheep guys, if u havbe not been there u cannot express a valid opinion. Just saying

so if I ruined your weekenbd by coming back, well fokk u all and have a great day.:D:D:D damn I love this forum...

[warbird1]

What I want to know is when is your round count going to reach 33k. Been stuck a while. Inquiring minds want to know...

[Tinman507]

The chamber and barrel are so loose from the first 32,000 he keeps using the same one. Load chamber, it slides down the barrel and reload again.

[warbird1]

The chamber and barrel are so loose from the first 32,000 he keeps using the same one. Load chamber, it slides down the barrel and reload again.
Oh now that IS funny!

[jocko]

I must admit to u fine peole that when I missed those 4 steps and went down hard and was laying there, and when I looked up the first thing I seen was two beautiful legs that went right up to where they shold have ended up. I thought for a split second that I was dead and that I was i heaven and this was one of my firsrt of 72 virgins that thouse muzzy nuts are always talking about. I realy did't care if she was a virgin eithher, Just sayin.

[DeaconKC]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Kevin-Andra/miss-piggy-poses-for-playboar.jpg (http://s241.photobucket.com/user/Kevin-Andra/media/miss-piggy-poses-for-playboar.jpg.html)
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Kevin-Andra/Kentucky_Date.jpg (http://s241.photobucket.com/user/Kevin-Andra/media/Kentucky_Date.jpg.html)

[jeepster09]

I must admit to u fine peole that when I missed those 4 steps and went down hard and was laying there, and when I looked up the first thing I seen was two beautiful legs that went right up to where they shold have ended up. I thought for a split second that I was dead and that I was i heaven and this was one of my firsrt of 72 virgins that thouse muzzy nuts are always talking about. I realy did't care if she was a virgin eithher, Just sayin.


As you know.....we got pictures :rolleyes:

[Tinman507]

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[Armybrat]

So Jocko hasn't changed since his school days?

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/10/95/76/10957651_gal.jpg

[chrish]

Glad you survived your trip to the cess-pool-of-the-nation. Hope you flipped a few of them off for us, in addition to your congressman. Welcome back to the land of the sane.

[ltxi]

OK, plural asswipes. I have been in DC for a week with my wife and son and we visited every fokking museum and u name it that we could in 7 days. Seen more histort there than erver. Fokked up twice, Was ih the holocost musesum and was looking for the mens pisser and was walking down the stairs and missed the last 4 steps, busted the hgell out of my knees, blood all over the place, Tore my 15 year old jeans, Good part was some dynamite looking chick rushe dto help me up, so I played really hurt ( I ain't stupid u know), then after that while walking throuygh te 3 floors of the holocase musesum which mostly it is dark or very low light, I walked right into a solid glass wall that I thought was ok to wak thorugh as the glass was so clean, I never seen it. busted my glasses, bloodied my nose, and I heard snickers from people that I could not see at the time. there was about to be anutter holocast had I seen those laughing asswipes. Utter than that I had a super time. Meet wiht my congressman from Indiana and had the priveledge of telling him what a pr!ck I thougt he was for voting to keep the ovomit health care bill alive.

So yes I am back and then today I took my Harley out for a ride and had a fokking flat tire and had a hell of a time ghetting back home, .

Don't knock the sheep guys, if u havbe not been there u cannot express a valid opinion. Just saying

so if I ruined your weekenbd by coming back, well fokk u all and have a great day.:D:D:D damn I love this forum...

Now that there's just totally Steve Martin funny!!

[muggsy]

Well, I for one am glad you had a nice trip. I hope that you tell us about it next fall. If you had any sense you would have landed on your head and all you'd have hurt was the pavement. Good to hear that your back to as normal as you get.

[TucsonMTB]

. . . So yes I am back and then today . . .
OK, I laughed. But, only just now when you described it. Having similar experiences myself makes me feel your pain vicariously.

Admittedly, I am still getting over my last adventure a few months ago when the ladder I was working on fell. Nothing got broken but even bruises and sprains take a while.

I am especially pleased that your sense of humor survived . . . can't say that mine is quite that durable. :o

Welcome back.

[addictedhealer]

OK, plural asswipes. I have been in DC for a week with my wife and son and we visited every fokking museum and u name it that we could in 7 days. Seen more histort there than erver. Fokked up twice, Was ih the holocost musesum and was looking for the mens pisser and was walking down the stairs and missed the last 4 steps, busted the hgell out of my knees, blood all over the place, Tore my 15 year old jeans, Good part was some dynamite looking chick rushe dto help me up, so I played really hurt ( I ain't stupid u know), then after that while walking throuygh te 3 floors of the holocase musesum which mostly it is dark or very low light, I walked right into a solid glass wall that I thought was ok to wak thorugh as the glass was so clean, I never seen it. busted my glasses, bloodied my nose, and I heard snickers from people that I could not see at the time. there was about to be anutter holocast had I seen those laughing asswipes. Utter than that I had a super time. Meet wiht my congressman from Indiana and had the priveledge of telling him what a pr!ck I thougt he was for voting to keep the ovomit health care bill alive.

So yes I am back and then today I took my Harley out for a ride and had a fokking flat tire and had a hell of a time ghetting back home, .

Don't knock the sheep guys, if u havbe not been there u cannot express a valid opinion. Just saying

so if I ruined your weekenbd by coming back, well fokk u all and have a great day.:D:D:D damn I love this forum...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Welcome back.

[downtownv]

OK, plural asswipes. I have been in DC for a week with my wife and son and we visited every fokking museum and u name it that we could in 7 days. Seen more histort there than erver. Fokked up twice, Was ih the holocost musesum and was looking for the mens pisser and was walking down the stairs and missed the last 4 steps, busted the hgell out of my knees, blood all over the place, Tore my 15 year old jeans, Good part was some dynamite looking chick rushe dto help me up, so I played really hurt ( I ain't stupid u know), then after that while walking throuygh te 3 floors of the holocase musesum which mostly it is dark or very low light, I walked right into a solid glass wall that I thought was ok to wak thorugh as the glass was so clean, I never seen it. busted my glasses, bloodied my nose, and I heard snickers from people that I could not see at the time. there was about to be anutter holocast had I seen those laughing asswipes. Utter than that I had a super time. Meet wiht my congressman from Indiana and had the priveledge of telling him what a pr!ck I thougt he was for voting to keep the ovomit health care bill alive.

So yes I am back and then today I took my Harley out for a ride and had a fokking flat tire and had a hell of a time ghetting back home, .

Don't knock the sheep guys, if u havbe not been there u cannot express a valid opinion. Just saying

so if I ruined your weekenbd by coming back, well fokk u all and have a great day.:D:D:D damn I love this forum...

Glad you are ok , Kind of.
Where's my Naked pictures! You are really slackin'.
Just Sayin':p

[jocko]

u wantgthem of me or what??? Be specific!!!

[Bawanna]

I'm somewhat ashamed that you were in Washington, that close to all the bad things and we didn't read about you in the paper or see you on the news.

I'm a mite disappointed in you. No opportunity or what?

[jocko]

I wqas with family!!! and I am a peaceful man to. I hate violence. I didn't een pack a gun in the vehicle when we left Indiana for DC. Felt naked (well sorta) but utter than telliny my congressman what I thought of him I was a good person .

I know, it is dissapointing to most here, but I blend in with a crowd very good to. My son has alot ofhis dad in him though, he did have a run in with 3 canadians working ver here on a visa. He said the discussion did not go well, once he heard them talking about how WE AMERICANS should take more interest in the over all "needy". I was knda proud of him for that.

He is an engineer by employment and his spelling and verbage is inpeccable. I sometimes wonder if he cold be someone elses son even.

sorry colonel been to DC with the Rolling thunder grup 4 years in a row, that was enough to make any American proud of our serviceman though..

[Bawanna]

Do not doing what needs to be done makes you a good person?

I'll never go to Washington (the other one) so I'll never have a chance to do good.

[yqtszhj]

he did have a run in with 3 canadians working ver here on a visa. He said the discussion did not go well, once he heard them talking about how WE AMERICANS should take more interest in the over all "needy".



We give them all Obama phones, food stamps, what else could they want???

Good to hear that bout your son though. Mine do alright too. especially the youngest one who happens to have his fathers and grandfathers attitude toward such things. Very strong willed and opinionated. Oldest son is more quiet and reserved (but he's preparing for doomsday.)

[jocko]

ovomit can't hurt me at my age, I will get through it. The revolt in this cuntry will have to come for the youth of today, who tomorrow cannot afford to carry the 47% of the ppeople who don't want to work and do their share for this cuntry.

[muggsy]

I'm inspired. Jocko's adventures in D.C. have prompted me to go to Washington D.C. myself. On another topic, can anyone tell me where to get the best price on a scoped Mannlicher/Carcano? :)

[MW surveyor]

On another topic, can anyone tell me where to get the best price on a scoped Mannlicher/Carcano? :)

Used to be able to find them in the back pages of the Shotgun news but that's been years ago. I think they sold out.

(OK...........lighten up Francis!)

[Tinman507]

http://bulldozer00.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/lighten-up-francis.png?w=595

[jocko]

I'm inspired. Jocko's adventures in D.C. have prompted me to go to Washington D.C. myself. On another topic, can anyone tell me where to get the best price on a scoped Mannlicher/Carcano? :)

NRA MUSEUM, U know I missed going there cause I never thought of it. I should have least stopped by tge NRA hgeadquarters. Bad jocko,, Bad fokking jocko, bad a$$wipe jocko:Amflag2: