Marketing 101

[jocko]

The kids filed into class Monday morning.

They were all very excited..


Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship.



Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit, and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."



"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom, and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.



"Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."


They all said the same thing: "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!"



Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.



Bless his heart

[jocko]

anutter one:




A Marine's Wife Confesses


This came from a Marine's wife. It says it all:

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a few short years ago...

At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while

Barack Obama took his Oath of Office.

However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines,

in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President.

It was then that I realized how far America ’s military had deteriorated.
Every one of them missed the bastard.

[Longitude Zero]

ROFLMAO to both!!!

[muggsy]

You da man, Jocko. You da man.

[jeepster09]

The value of a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted .

[downtownv]

Funny, Funny and Funny!
Great to have a light moment in here :)

[LorenzoB]

That's funny right there!

[Kinetic]

Hahaha

[mars]

Great stuff....