garyb
12-17-2013, 07:33 AM
A highway patrol pulls over a Harley for speeding and asks the driver his name.
"Fred"
"Fred What?"
"Just Fred"
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might give the biker a break, but wants to know his last name.
The biker replies that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he may have a nut case. He asks the biker "Fred, How did you lose your last name?"
The biker says that it is a long story, so stay with me. My name used to be Fred Johnson. I used to be smart and realized that I wanted to be a DR. I went to medical school and got my degree and was called Fred Johnson MD.
After a while I realized that I would rather be a dentist. So I went to dental school and got my dental license.... I became Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
I became bored with dentistry and started fooling around with my dental assistant and picked up VD. Then I was called Fred Johnson, MD, DDS with VD.
When the ADA found out I had VD, they pulled my DDS. Then I was back to Fred Johnson MD with VD.
When the AMA found out I had VD they pulled my MD and I was called Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson and now I am just FRED.
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
"Fred"
"Fred What?"
"Just Fred"
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might give the biker a break, but wants to know his last name.
The biker replies that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he may have a nut case. He asks the biker "Fred, How did you lose your last name?"
The biker says that it is a long story, so stay with me. My name used to be Fred Johnson. I used to be smart and realized that I wanted to be a DR. I went to medical school and got my degree and was called Fred Johnson MD.
After a while I realized that I would rather be a dentist. So I went to dental school and got my dental license.... I became Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
I became bored with dentistry and started fooling around with my dental assistant and picked up VD. Then I was called Fred Johnson, MD, DDS with VD.
When the ADA found out I had VD, they pulled my DDS. Then I was back to Fred Johnson MD with VD.
When the AMA found out I had VD they pulled my MD and I was called Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson and now I am just FRED.
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.