Another Joke Thread

[SGT5711]

What do you get when you try to mix human DNA with a goat's DNA?














Kicked out of the petting zoo!

[TheTman]

LOL, I thought you were gonna say a muslim.

[jocko]

What do you get when you try to mix human DNA with a goat's DNA?










Kicked out of the petting zoo!

not true, in my ancestery of sheepherding and genology, u would get a Jocko fokkewe prize sheep. Just sayin.:israel:

[OldLincoln]

I had a dog when in high school and my sister had to go win a lamb at the county fair. Things seemed to be okay for several months until one night we were watching TV and heard a Thump....Thump.... and the glass dining room door to the backyard. Sure enough that's when we discovered my dog plugged into the lamb with a casual bump bump like old married people. The lamb didn't appear as thrilled as my dog and my little sister thought he was trying to hurt her poor lamb.

Well although I wanted to keep the lamb as my dog's pet they got rid of it anyway. Guess there's some truth to this inter-species don't breed thing.

[getsome]

Why is Jocko's Border Collie so fast?

She's seen what happens to slow sheep....



What's wrong with the sheep on Jocko's farm that have an X painted on their back?


They're the one's that kick....



The Top 10 Reasons Sheep are better than Women....

10. Sheep don't have a gag reflex...

9. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ears...

8. Sheep love the smell of dirty old boot leather...

7. Sheep never argue about the wet spot...

6. Sheep won't make you take them to an expensive restaurant, drink all your liquor, smoke all your weed then complain of a headache and make you take them home early...

5. Sheep never ask you if you're ready to settle down and have kids...

4. Sheep never ask about your former lovers then get pi$$ed off when you tell them...

3. No matter how old, ugly or poor you are there's always a pretty sheep looking for a good time...

2. Sheep are never concerned about their reputation...

And now the number 1 reason sheep are better than women

1. A sheep will never tell her friends about all the times you couldn't get it up.....

[jocko]

ur a very sick man getsome with way to muchtme on ur handsj. Just sayin

[OldLincoln]

At The Barber Shop......
George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

[ltxi]

What do you get when you try to mix human DNA with a goat's DNA?



Muggsy

[ltxi]

I like sheep...they're way cool.....

[ltxi]

I had a dog when in high school and my sister had to go win a lamb at the county fair. Things seemed to be okay for several months until one night we were watching TV and heard a Thump....Thump.... and the glass dining room door to the backyard. Sure enough that's when we discovered my dog plugged into the lamb with a casual bump bump like old married people. The lamb didn't appear as thrilled as my dog and my little sister thought he was trying to hurt her poor lamb.

Well although I wanted to keep the lamb as my dog's pet they got rid of it anyway. Guess there's some truth to this inter-species don't breed thing.


I don't know about that really. My first wife was clearly an alien but after enough work our son seems to be mostly ok.

[Armybrat]

ur a very sick man getsome with way to muchtme on ur handsj. Just sayin

I guess he ain't called "getsome" for no reason. :eek:

[Armybrat]

At The Barber Shop......
George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

All jokes aside, Laura Bush is a genuine Texas lady.