OL Jocko

[jocko]

is fokking back.compueter ishalf ass fixed. Theforum shows that Icannoit log on so how in thefokkdid I GET THIS far then??? I have no password that lets me in. BUT i AM FOKK IN IN.I have no clue here.

been very frustrating these past 3 weeks.they did no fix my damn spell checkeither, so ur gonna have t0 live with ol jocko:Amflag2:

Right now I have \no clue WTF is goinon.It was not Twhat I wanted :Amflag2:

[RevRay]

Welcome back O most illiterate friend ... we've pretty much been lost without you ... just saying.

Perhaps illegible would be a better choice of words.

[jocko]

Welcome back O most illiterate friend ... we've pretty much been lost without you ... just saying.

u.I seeI go away for 3 weeks and the forum just goes to hell.Not surehow longI willbeon here, as it shows me as not a forum member:Amflag2:Just sayin

[Bawanna]

I just checked everything I can check and your all good on our end. If you use that new password exactly the way they sent it you can go right in and change it to something more illiterate that your accustomed to.

I'm hoping you get this squared away as I mentioned in my emails GB pointed out that without you, there's no need for me any longer, something about the ying/yang effect. I'm needed to balance out you and your needed to balance out me. So I'm expecting my walking papers (that would be nice huh?) anytime.

I thought I'd hang up my hat at 20,000 post but blew by that like an F18 to a Cessna so get squared away, I need this job.

[Bawanna]

u.I seeI go away for 3 weeks and the forum just goes to hell.Not surehow longI willbeon here, as it shows me as not a forum member:Amflag2:Just sayin

I checked, I didn't hit the wrong button, your not banned. You need to focus on that password they sent you. Has to be perfect, with capitals, that's the big letters and little letters just the way they sent it.

Put the sheep outside, close the door to the Honder garage and focus on that password.

[Bawanna]

It shows you logged in now. Maybe your ok and nobody knows it?

[b4uqzme]

Jocko,

So you logged in just to tell us you have no clue?? We already knew that. Welcome back.

[berettabone]

Welcome BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck.

[b4uqzme]

Right now I have \no clue WTF is goinon.It was not Twhat I wanted :Amflag2:

...and no talking about Twhats on a gun forum. You should know better. :D

[jocko]

I just checked everything I can check and your all good on our end. If you use that new password exactly the way they sent it you can go right in and change it to something more illiterate that your accustomed to.

I'm hoping you get this squared away as I mentioned in my emails GB pointed out that without you, there's no need for me any longer, something about the ying/yang effect. I'm needed to balance out you and your needed to balance out me. So I'm expecting my walking papers (that would be nice huh?) anytime.

I thought I'd hang up my hat at 20,000 post but blew by that like an F18 to a Cessna so get squared away, I need this job.

is that god awful avitar I amlooking at. Where did my flock go. We have a terrribe week here gys, 15 acutal below,wind chill -32. I lost 3 of my prize sheep.gertie was my sweetie, now she is in the back pasture frozen like a well diggers d!ck and I can't get out to even give here a decent burial. andnow the colonel tells me I am logged on but the forum tellsme no ur not. Playing games with ol jocko is just not a good damn thing to do.. Glock talk has offered me a positon on their forum:D

[jocko]

I just checked everything I can check and your all good on our end. If you use that new password exactly the way they sent it you can go right in and change it to something more illiterate that your accustomed to.

I'm hoping you get this squared away as I mentioned in my emails GB pointed out that without you, there's no need for me any longer, something about the ying/yang effect. I'm needed to balance out you and your needed to balance out me. So I'm expecting my walking papers (that would be nice huh?) anytime.

I thought I'd hang up my hat at 20,000 post but blew by that like an F18 to a Cessna so get squared away, I need this job.

GB is normally right on the target with his comments to.:Amflag2:

[T0RMENT]

Jocko...Hi. I'm a newb.

Jus sayin.

[jocko]

I'm a newb to. Just sayin

[getsome]

SHOOOOOO so that's what that smell is, welcome back sheep farmer, bout time you drug your crusty ole ass back up in here....

[mr surveyor]

what's a jocko anyway?

I'm a noobie too

[Bawanna]

OK, OK, I put your girls back, it was either that or a Goldwhiner. R U happy now?

[jocko]

thank u colonel. 3rd from the right was GERTIE, she is now frozen in the pasture dead.

[CharlieW]

Welcome back Jocko -- note that we did have some fun at your expense while you were gone, Just sayin...

What is the record for getting banned on the Glocko Forum ?

[jocko]

SHOOOOOO so that's what that smell is, welcome back sheep farmer, bout time you drug your crusty ole ass back up in here....

NSA has been monitorig my computer:Amflag2: Just sayin . As u well know getsome,I have no clue:D

[jocko]

Welcome back Jocko -- note that we did have some fun at your expense while you were gone, Just sayin...

What is the record for getting banned on the Glocko Forum ?

I have never been able to register on the glock forum, NEVER Just sayin

[b4uqzme]

I have never been able to register on the glock forum, NEVER Just sayin

Your reputation proceeds you. ;)

[Bill K]

Would KTOG have you back or did you burn bridges? :86: :)

[jocko]

not sure, all their past mods are gone from the site. I only bured onebridge over there ad that was by a PM to the main mod guy. Then Ivolunteeredto have my name pulled from the site, so I never was banned.It had some good guys on it though,

[jocko]

Your reputation proceeds you. ;)

might indeed have a point there to. Just sayin:Amflag2:

[Barth]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zultqJv5ly4/TtaCkO6ef0I/AAAAAAAAAFo/dcnReiVB5jI/s320/happy%2Bsheep.jpg

[b4uqzme]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zultqJv5ly4/TtaCkO6ef0I/AAAAAAAAAFo/dcnReiVB5jI/s320/happy%2Bsheep.jpg

That's one happy sheep. Would that be before or after she met ol jocko? Just wonderin'.

[jeepster09]

Why that is Gertie!

[jocko]

That's one happy sheep. Would that be before or after she met ol jocko? Just wonderin'.

look at her smile, it was definitely after she meat ol jocko. Just sayin:Amflag2:

[jocko]

Why that is Gertie!

u must realize why I miss Gertie. She now looks like a fokkng yard ornament. Had a pack of wild dogs trtying to do a "nasty" to ol gertie today.

[b4uqzme]

u must realize why I miss Gertie. She now looks like a fokkng yard ornament. Had a pack of wild dogs trtying to do a "nasty" to ol gertie today.

A girl's gonna have her fun. Even if it is in the afterlife....:p

[jocko]

funny thing happened at my local coffee shop in Terre Haute today. Two towel heads cam ein today, not to many around terre Haute to be honest or at leat I don't see um. ayway it was a guy and a gal (I thik). there were at the self serve coffee counter and I gotr up to go over there and refill my cup . when the one towell head seen me coming he grabbed his towel head face covered womaqn and out the door they left. I thought WTF, I must have scared them. then I looked down and my pants were unzipped. u tink he thougt I was coming after them??? U think. Just sayin

[muggsy]

is that god awful avitar I amlooking at. Where did my flock go. We have a terrribe week here gys, 15 acutal below,wind chill -32. I lost 3 of my prize sheep.gertie was my sweetie, now she is in the back pasture frozen like a well diggers d!ck and I can't get out to even give here a decent burial. andnow the colonel tells me I am logged on but the forum tellsme no ur not. Playing games with ol jocko is just not a good damn thing to do.. Glock talk has offered me a positon on their forum:D

I don't think that they offered you a position on Glock Talk. I think that they told you to assume the position, you old reprobate. :)

[jocko]

u need help jeester . Really bad to IMO. Just sayin

[getsome]

God I love this place!!! Jeep, ya got any idea how to clean chocolate milkshake spew out of a keyboard???

[jeepster09]

Woops my baaaad....


Jocko's house:

http://www.juzztv.com/watch_video.php?v=H9WUK18R9OX6

[Bawanna]

Reminds me so much of human sheep. Just run and call 911, make the wabbit go away.

[MW surveyor]

Can't believe I logged in just to welcome the old sheep shagger back!

[GROTMAN]

Gertie's last words to Jocko before she passed, or was it the other way around ?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7889799168/h7EDAB921/ (http://cheezburger.com/7889799168)

[Tinman507]

˙pǝssᴉɯ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ oʞɔoſ ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔlǝM

[yqtszhj]

funny thing happened at my local coffee shop in Terre Haute today. Two towel heads cam ein today, not to many around terre Haute to be honest or at leat I don't see um. ayway it was a guy and a gal (I thik). there were at the self serve coffee counter and I gotr up to go over there and refill my cup . when the one towell head seen me coming he grabbed his towel head face covered womaqn and out the door they left. I thought WTF, I must have scared them. then I looked down and my pants were unzipped. u tink he thougt I was coming after them??? U think. Just sayin

NOW THATS FUNNY!!! Welcome back.

[cigarrodog]

is fokking back.compueter ishalf ass fixed. Theforum shows that Icannoit log on so how in thefokkdid I GET THIS far then??? I have no password that lets me in. BUT i AM FOKK IN IN.I have no clue here.

been very frustrating these past 3 weeks.they did no fix my damn spell checkeither, so ur gonna have t0 live with ol jocko:Amflag2:

Right now I have \no clue WTF is goinon.It was not Twhat I wanted :Amflag2:
As a newbie, I just want to say what a pleasure it is to read all the banter from all of you. You were missed big time. Welcome back.

[downtownv]

Funny, I didn't feel like he ever left......

[DeaconKC]

Welcome back Jocko!
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Kevin-Andra/eek.jpg (http://s241.photobucket.com/user/Kevin-Andra/media/eek.jpg.html)

[RevRay]

I'm a newb to. Just sayin

132 posts is actually pretty good for a newbie.

[muggsy]

And he's just gettin' started. I want everyone to know that I missed Jocko, too. But, not by much. (Note to self. Get sights adjusted.)

[jeepster09]

Hey Jocko....see that put up a sign near da ranch 4 ya ;)

[jocko]

jeepster, u really do need help. I was gonna make a new years pledge tob e nice on this forum and to be nice to all muzzy's and towel heads, but after thinking about it. I said Fokk it to all 3. Just sayin

9's indeed do rule..

[jeepster09]

My dog says it best! :amflag:

[jeepster09]

Another Gertie after the lights go down......