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jocko
01-21-2014, 09:55 AM
CONVENTION WILL BE HOLD IN INDIANAPOLIS APRIL 25-27 JUST 7 IES FROM OL JOCKO'S HOE COURT.
I will be a substitute speakeer in case Palin can't make it.:amflag:
Look for me on the floor, I willbe at the Kel tek booth:D:D on Friday and then Saturday at the Jennings booth. Just sayin. I will also be at the kahr booth on Saturday showing any owner the proper way that u can store a size x-large condom in that grip opening at the bottom.:amflag: Or just follow the sheep sh!t trail. I will be at the end of it..
berettabone
01-21-2014, 10:23 AM
Will you have time to man the Taurus booth? Like Keltec, they need all the help they can get.
muggsy
01-21-2014, 10:32 AM
I know that everyone of us would be thrilled to listen to you ratchet jaw at the NRA convention being the silver tongued orator that you are. I heard that you can speak damn near as well as you type. :rolleyes: Just sayin.
bob98366
01-21-2014, 11:41 AM
Jocko, I've got an RV and need a spot to park it for the convention and maybe a month or so after. How big is your front yard??? :D
Bawanna
01-21-2014, 11:45 AM
Hey Bob, pick me up on the way through. I'm sure there's plenty of room, we can even push his Honders outside and park inside to protect your RV.
Even split the fuel cost right down the middle say 70/30?
jocko
01-21-2014, 01:32 PM
people west of the rckies ar really not welcomed. Just sayin My front yard is the same size as my back yard bob 98366
Ikeo74
01-21-2014, 01:32 PM
CONVENTION WILL BE HOLD IN INDIANAPOLIS APRIL 25-27 JUST 7 IES FROM OL JOCKO'S HOE COURT.
I will be a substitute speakeer in case Palin can't make it.:amflag:
Look for me on the floor, I willbe at the Kel tek booth:D:D on Friday and then Saturday at the Jennings booth. Just sayin. I will also be at the kahr booth on Saturday showing any owner the proper way that u can store a size x-large condom in that grip opening at the bottom.:amflag: Or just follow the sheep sh!t trail. I will be at the end of it..
You bringin the Hoe s?
jeepster09
01-21-2014, 02:17 PM
You will see several signs when you get near Jocko's.....a couple on road out front and the other in the front yard.:D
muggsy
01-21-2014, 03:19 PM
Ya know, with a little planning I'll bet we could all camp out at Jocko's. This could be bigger than Woodstock! Who's in?
getsome
01-21-2014, 03:33 PM
Hey I got an RV we can all use if Jocko don't mind me parking in the street out front of his place...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeskbiJjCXI
JohnR
01-21-2014, 03:37 PM
Forget the NRA convention, I want to be tried in Jocko's hoe court. They may need to examine a lot of evidence and cross examine me, dontcha know.
downtownv
01-21-2014, 05:26 PM
Hell, ole Jocko's place will look like the Badlands during the Sturgis rally! and everyone will be armed, just like Sturgis!
bob98366
01-21-2014, 05:36 PM
Bawanna, you're on. I-90 here we come. But we'll have to negotiate the 70/30 down the middle fuel split... Can't believe Ol' Jocko is discriminating against those of us living in God's Country.
bob98366
01-21-2014, 05:38 PM
You will see several signs when you get near Jocko's.....a couple on road out front and the other in the front yard.:D
Jeepster, you've been fooled. Not enough bullet holes in those signs and the spelling is all correct to have been from Jocko's.
addictedhealer
01-21-2014, 06:08 PM
Dang Jocko I might have to drive the dreaded 52 miles up to indy and come by and say......"JUST SAYIN"......
Bawanna
01-21-2014, 06:29 PM
Bawanna, you're on. I-90 here we come. But we'll have to negotiate the 70/30 down the middle fuel split... Can't believe Ol' Jocko is discriminating against those of us living in God's Country.
Well I might be able to come up with 75 but that's it. So a 75/45 split right down the middle.
GROTMAN
01-21-2014, 06:44 PM
Hell, ole Jocko's place will look like the Badlands during the Sturgis rally! and everyone will be armed, just like Sturgis!
You mean something like this ?
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1150345_493973270694155_2132592551_n.jpg
jeepster09
01-21-2014, 08:53 PM
Jeepster, you've been fooled. Not enough bullet holes in those signs and the spelling is all correct to have been from Jocko's.
Well pretty sure it's his place....saw these there too...his guard bear and his cycle!
DeaconKC
01-21-2014, 09:03 PM
We're close enough to make it too! Look owt jocko, or we wil hide yur velcro gloves!
downtownv
01-22-2014, 04:03 AM
You mean something like this ?
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1150345_493973270694155_2132592551_n.jpg
Why Not? Hey can we get swivel mounts on those babies? i may be willing to trade my Kahrs for a pair of mini's!
Well ANY of the pairs...:D
muggsy
01-22-2014, 08:22 AM
Jocko, this has got to be one of yer bestest ideas of all times inviting everyone to stay over at yer place for the NRA meeting. I'm glad that I thought of it. Now, what do you have in the way of refreshments? Are you planning on serving mutton? Man this is gonna be great. :)
jocko
01-22-2014, 11:00 AM
Jocko, this has got to be one of yer bestest ideas of all times inviting everyone to stay over at yer place for the NRA meeting. I'm glad that I thought of it. Now, what do you have in the way of refreshments? Are you planning on serving mutton? Man this is gonna be great. :)
I don';t remember saying that comment!!! u would not be welcomed, The colonel would be as he has the "button" if u know what I mean. Downtwon would be allowed as he rides a Harley. U can find me at the show easily thogh. As I willbe wearing a Harley T-=Shirt on backwards...
Tinman507
01-22-2014, 11:39 AM
This is gonna be cool. Really looking forward to meeting all of you.
May pick my kid up in Ohio on the way.
Jocko, if you're serving lamb, I'll do the cooking. You have enough to worry about hosting all these guys.
Really generous of you! Thanks
getsome
01-22-2014, 12:36 PM
Really is damn nice of you there Jocko, I can't wait to meet everybody!!!...Lets see we got the Kahrtalk crew, Guns, Alcohol, Blow Up Dolls, Motorcycles, Biker Babes, Sheep, Knives, Fireworks....Sounds like a great party to me, what could possibly go wrong?
jocko
01-22-2014, 02:20 PM
well I thought about the Harley T shirt and alow will be wearing that, so I willwear my sheepherders Lamb wool shirt. U can't miss it, It has ol jocko mounting a sheep on theback of the shirt. and on the frontof my shirt is says. Dress warm. wear wool.
Just sayin
Looking forward to seein u guys there. I will also be wearing my kel teck life time member hat to. I willbe close to GUNNY;'S booth but I don't tal k to him anymore as he PR's for Victory motorcycles, so fokk him. Just sayin. Today when we pass we both just nodd. He knows. He sold him self out for a few fokking bucks. I told him that to and I still wear the scar on my left arm where he cut me with a derby cover off his Victory 'whatever".
Bawanna
01-22-2014, 02:28 PM
Assault by Derby Cover? That's some serious stuff right there. Want the number of J. Noble Dagget?
jocko
01-22-2014, 03:20 PM
surprised u even know what a derby cover it. It has no relationship to the Kentuckly deby or the Preakness, u know. It not an umrella that u get under when it is raining to protect ur derby hat either. Just sayin
sas PM9
01-22-2014, 03:27 PM
Assault by Derby Cover? That's some serious stuff right there. Want the number of J. Noble Dagget?
B:
No B, you are thinking of "Darby" not Derby!
Daggett is Darby's lawyer.:rolleyes:
Don't get upset, Jocko did not say that anyone assaulted Darby.
-steve
Although. . .Jocko does kinda remind me of Rooster Cogburn.
jocko
01-22-2014, 03:46 PM
who in the fokk is J Noble Dagget and who is Darby??? geez
Bawanna
01-22-2014, 03:49 PM
I thought I just saw a turnip truck just go by that looked like somebody fell off of recently. I thought I saw a putty cat too.
Don't be too surprised, I haven't a clue what a Derby Cover is but I didn't want to look like I just fell off a turnip truck or saw a putty cat.
jocko
01-22-2014, 03:52 PM
I apologize colonel. I should have known I was talking with a dumb-fokk to. and here at one time u even had a harley. very dissapointed in u sir, very!!! Jusst sayin
sas PM9
01-22-2014, 04:05 PM
who in the fokk is J Noble Dagget and who is Darby??? geez
J:
It was a sly/humorous movie reference by Bawanna, I think.:o
True Grit the movie (1969), with John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn; is hired by Kim Darby to help her hunt down her fathers killer. Ms. Darbys often referred to lawyer is Daggett.
HTH.
-steve
jeepster09
01-22-2014, 05:08 PM
well I thought about the Harley T shirt and alow will be wearing that, so I willwear my sheepherders Lamb wool shirt. U can't miss it, It has ol jocko mounting a sheep on theback of the shirt. and on the frontof my shirt is says. Dress warm. wear wool.
Just sayin
Looking forward to seein u guys there. I will also be wearing my kel teck life time member hat to. I willbe close to GUNNY;'S booth but I don't tal k to him anymore as he PR's for Victory motorcycles, so fokk him. Just sayin. Today when we pass we both just nodd. He knows. He sold him self out for a few fokking bucks. I told him that to and I still wear the scar on my left arm where he cut me with a derby cover off his Victory 'whatever".
Since I can't make it.....to have you follow obama's words and make this fair u can send me a gift card to NRA store....:wof:
Bawanna
01-22-2014, 05:10 PM
J:
It was a sly/humorous movie reference by Bawanna, I think.:o
True Grit the movie (1969), with John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn; is hired by Kim Darby to help her hunt down her fathers killer. Ms. Darbys often referred to lawyer is Daggett.
HTH.
-steve
Well Steve remembers more about it than I. I believe it was J Noble Dagget from Yardnow or Dardnow county. So Ms Darby rides on your Harley covering your Derby?
jocko
01-22-2014, 05:10 PM
Since I can't make it.....to have you follow obama's words and make this fair u can send me a gift card to NRA store....:wof:
iss u, as I have the HOOTERS bar 3 blocks away rented just for kahr talk members. Look for their markise saying welcome Jockos friends. Just sayin:Amflag2:
jeepster09
01-22-2014, 05:23 PM
You do know that is bad for you.....?
Armybrat
01-22-2014, 05:24 PM
You bringin the Hoe s?
OL JOCKO'S HOE COURT
dayyuummm!
I didn't know Jocko was a pimp!
You got any nice Angoras?
jocko
01-22-2014, 05:31 PM
You do know that is bad for you.....?
one,,, the women or the bacon. Just sayin. :Amflag2: I ws gonna say I have eatin both, but changed my mind, I don't like bacon. Just sayin.
jocko
01-22-2014, 05:33 PM
dayyuummm!
I didn't know Jocko was a pimp!
You got any nice Angoras?
pimps in Indiana, this is a right to give state, and all the women here just give it away. Only one thing poorer than a bum and that is a pimp. Just sayin
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