Trying too get started in my Tax return...

[downtownv]

Senior tax return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?:target::target::target:

[b4uqzme]

:D now that's funny right there

[jocko]

Senior tax return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?:target::target::target:

his fat ass wife. jUST SAYIN:Amflag2:

[RevRay]

So, if the IRS didn't consider your answer acceptable, does that mean I can try to claim them instead of you?

[Jayman]

lol

[ltxi]

juvenile

[downtownv]

his fat ass wife. jUST SAYIN:Amflag2:

That's a large Deduction!
:eek::eek::eek:

[muggsy]

I stopped paying taxes a long time ago. I figured that the government would just piss my money away and I'm pretty good at doing that myself. I thought why not just eliminate the middle men?

[GLOCKROCKER]

Needed that! Laughed enough - going to bed now.

[yqtszhj]

his fat ass wife. Just sayin:amflag2:

now that's funny!!!

[yqtszhj]

Senior tax return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?:target::target::target:

Given all that you should have qualified for the tax credit and got a 5 million refund. :D

[yqtszhj]

juvenile

Are you being cranky or do you just have no sense of humor today. :rolleyes: