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Armybrat
02-10-2014, 01:35 PM
Who knew? Suicide bomb school is dangerous!

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?hp

codegeek
02-10-2014, 01:38 PM
I betcha they looked purrrty scattered across the landscape.

wyntrout
02-10-2014, 01:47 PM
Instructor's last words: "Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"

As in cartoon below.

Wynn:D

Bawanna
02-10-2014, 01:50 PM
Thank you for making my day! I'm filled with joy.

Armybrat
02-10-2014, 01:50 PM
Well, it looks like the instructor blew that lesson.

Longitude Zero
02-10-2014, 02:12 PM
bwahahahahaha

mr surveyor
02-10-2014, 02:35 PM
here, hold my goat milk and observe this ....

muggsy
02-10-2014, 02:36 PM
That class started off with a bang.

wyntrout
02-10-2014, 02:55 PM
I saw this cartoon recently:

http://funny-pictures.funmunch.com/pictures/school-of-suicide-bombers.jpg

Wynn:D

TheTman
02-10-2014, 04:35 PM
Suicide Bomber Rednecks: Hey Abdulah-Bob watch this here...... KABOOM.

jocko
02-10-2014, 04:47 PM
nobody ever said these pr!cks were mental giants. Just sayin.

root
02-10-2014, 04:54 PM
Alright class, settle down. SETTLE DOWN!

Now, I'm only going to demonstrate this once. Pay close attention, this will blow your mind!

First, you push this red button here. Just like this. *BOOM*

Pulpit Pistol
02-10-2014, 04:56 PM
Instructor's last words: "Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"

As in cartoon below.

Wynn:D

I'm still laughin'

downtownv
02-10-2014, 05:15 PM
There are a lot of goats happy to hear they won't be raped by these morons!

kahrseye
02-10-2014, 05:55 PM
Karma works in mysterious ways.

RevRay
02-10-2014, 08:55 PM
My wife really enjoyed this one ... she didn't believe it until I read it to her directly off the NY Times website.

I was thinking, if they're that dumb, maybe we should consider providing their C4, and give them some pre-loaded practice vests.

wyntrout
02-10-2014, 09:08 PM
There are a lot of goats happy to hear they won't be raped by these morons!

Sadly, not all goats are that lucky. :rolleyes:

Wynn:D

trooplewis
02-10-2014, 09:47 PM
"I thought this was the button you were supposed to push."